What's the strangest reason you've ever heard to borrow money?

What's the strangest reason you've ever heard to borrow money?

The most wonderful reason to borrow money?

Alas, when I was in college, I didn't know if I stepped on shit, but I met a group of great roommates! Moreover, what drives me crazy most is that I have been borrowed money from them countless times during my four years in college, and the reasons for borrowing money are different each time. There must be three or five thousand reasons altogether! Although their conscience found that they had returned all their money to me when they graduated, some wonderful reasons for borrowing money were deeply imprinted in my mind. .........

Now, let me talk about my great excuses when my great roommates borrowed money from me:

Go home and get married!

If I remember correctly, it should be junior year, next semester.

One day, Li, who slept in my lower bunk, suddenly said to me on WeChat: Brother, your old man doesn't go to Internet cafes to play games at night, and his health is not good. It pains me that you are so thin. Why don't you go to XX Hotel in the evening and I'll treat you to dinner to make up for my brother.

Holy shit! I can't help but be shocked to see this news, my chrysanthemums are tight! Because I know that two dog, a miser, won't invite his girlfriend to dinner. When he goes to a hotel, he always asks his girlfriend to bring food, buy a set and get a good room. How can he invite me to dinner for no reason?

I had a bad feeling in an instant: two dog wanted to borrow money from me, and the amount was huge! Because I usually lend an 880-year-old man a word, I even gave it to him without writing an iou. Now when I borrow money, I am invited to dinner, which ... scares me to run to the ATM at the school gate to check the balance. Although there is money, it is all earned by working. This is my hard-earned money!

Although I can't bear to part with it, two dog's personality is OK, and I went to the appointment with trepidation because of my classmates and roommates.

I can't find anything wrong with two dog's ordering and eating.

After a full meal, I cut to the chase and said, two dog, we are old classmates. Don't play with those twists and turns! Let's get this straight. How much are you going to borrow this time?

Two dog was also very frank, and said bluntly: Twenty thousand!

Poof ... I was so excited that I vomited all the old duck soup! I looked at two dog, puzzled, and said half jokingly, Twenty thousand? You ... even if you go to the hospital for circumcision and buy some bullwhip to mend your body, it won't cost you 20 thousand. You must give me a reason today, otherwise ... hum! ! !

Two dog blushed, lowered her head and whispered: My girlfriend is pregnant, and the doctor said that she is in poor health and can't abort ... I ... I want to go home and marry her. ......

I looked at the two dogs with my mouth open, as if stunned, and the two dogs looked at me piteously. ..........

Give it or not?

Here? I only have 18 thousand in my card, and I have to live by myself! this .......

No? We are classmates, roommates, gay friends and close friends. Besides, people do encounter difficulties. .......

alas ..........

Finally, a few days before graduation, two dog returned the money to me. .......