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No one dares to boast. No one dares to boast.

1. I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two concerned news. At least I will give her a red envelope.

2. Some good things are destined to stay, and some memories should stay at the most beautiful time.

3. How much you love someone, usually you don't know until you break up. This is the paradox of love.

4, in fact, every feeling is similar, eager for disappointment and constantly looking forward to it.

5. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

6. About the past, you don't admit that it was love, but I can only be a dream.

7. Waiting for the bus at the station, I heard two old people talking. "The eldest son asked me to live in Beijing, and the second son asked me to live in Hong Kong." "You are so happy that both sons are so filial." "The eldest son is in Hong Kong and the second son is in Beijing."

8. Love each other. But the concern remains the same, and the blessing remains the same. In fact, love is very simple, that is, when you are lonely, you can get greetings from the people you love. When I am sad, I can get comfort, and when I am happy, someone can share it. In fact, it is very simple to love someone, that is, to hope that he can be happy, that is, to hope that he will be happy.

9. In the common sense of all kinds of things, love can't be changed and stopped, because by nature, love will only die on its own, and any trick is hard to reverse.

10. In order to tidy up the sleeping students in class, the teacher set up a bed next to the podium. He pointed to the bed and said to the students, "whoever sleeps in class will come here to sleep in the future, so as not to feel uncomfortable!" " As a result, none of the students slept after a class. Xiao Ming, who usually loves to sleep in class, complained, "Who dares to sleep in bed? I know the teacher is in class, but I don't know. I thought it was a memorial service! "

12, Grandson is watching A, with a loud voice. As soon as the computer is turned off, elegant butterflies keep flowing, elegant butterflies. Grandma asked him, what are you looking at, so loud. Grandson thought, grandma can't know I'm watching A, just say they're playing, which means come on. The next day, the school sports meeting, grandma shouted outside the playground: yes, butterfly, yes, butterfly. . .

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

14. Dreams can activate life, explode vitality, expand thinking and promote creativity. We should embrace our dreams and strive to realize them in a song-like era and a dream-like years. Dreams are the driving force of struggle and the condition for realizing dreams.

15. Sometimes, a person who advises you to leave may love you the most.

16, we are not just ourselves, so we should try our best to make those who love us feel happy and satisfied, because in this midsummer light year, maybe our efforts can make them smile more. We should try our best to let people who don't like us know that our youth can release more energy and let them see the charm of our efforts!

17. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen, I get excited when I think about it.

18, girlfriend flat chest, very flat. This morning, I grabbed my girlfriend's flat chest and shouted "Big! Big! Big! " My girlfriend broke my hand with one paw and shouted, "Open! Two small! " . Well, I lost again.

19. Even painful memories are the imprint of our life, which cannot be forgotten and should not be forgotten.

20. There was a person who loved and ended; There is a saying that you will regret it; If there is a wound, it will be numb after the pain; There is a heart that will break when shaken; A love, if too deep, will end; An intersection, if too difficult, is the wrong choice.

2 1. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call from a woman and said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, I can't help it ..." Then she hung up and left me standing in the wind in a mess. ...

22. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

23. Shi Liping Lake is full of frost, and the green silk is worried about the New Year. Looking at the full moon and protecting each other, I only admire Yuanyang but not the fairy. -"Ghost Story"

24. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

25, loneliness is the heel, memories are dents, I am alone.

26. Time makes you grow, but it also makes you see a lot of things. There is nothing you can't afford to lose.

27. There is a kind of popsicle called "Shuang" in the small shop in front of the primary school. As soon as school was over, a group of primary school students surrounded the female boss and said, Boss, it's cool for a dollar.

28. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!

29. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

30. Look at different scenery and you will find that life is beautiful. Indulgence means letting your weaknesses control your strengths; Let your unhealthy part control your life; I know that I want to do something, but I am too lazy to do it, letting inertia control my life.

3 1,-There is always a person, you don't need to beat around the bush when you talk to him, you can lose your image in front of him, and he will smile and tolerate everything about you.

32. The years are like flowing sand, and slowly pass by in the palm of your hand. Time, like water, disappears at the fingertips. What is lost is trouble, and the rest is happiness. What you lose is sadness, but what you get is happiness. A calm heart is a pool of autumn water, and what you see is always the most beautiful color.

33. The scar always hurts because you always show it to others.

I want to spend the rest of my life writing about our happiness, and I will burst into tears when I write.

35. I have such a name in my heart, and some words are so bad in my heart.

36, ordinary life, inadvertently come and go, the role of life is valuable, the standard of life is happiness. No one's life is always full of happiness, and there is always some pain that will torture our hearts. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains.

37. Although there is no real happiness in the love world, there is no eternal happiness and sadness. But one thing is certain, marriage will be perfect only after ups and downs. No one can escape the stormy weather. Who hasn't gone through the rough road? How many people who have really loved have never been hurt or burned by love? Life is a game. There are gatherings and scattered, crying and laughing.

38. A four-year-old cousin was playing alone in bed one day. Her father is watching TV by the bed. Suddenly she accidentally fell out of bed. She quickly got up, decisively slapped her father in front of him and said, what do you think of the child?

39. No matter how beautiful a thing is, once it has no result, don't pester it again. You will be tired after a long time; One thing, even if you remember it again and can't grasp it, you should put it down at the right time, which will break your heart for a long time.

4 1. "Do you eat bitter gourd?" "Don't eat." "Radish?" "Don't eat." "Pumpkin?" "Don't eat." "You don't eat anything, so picky about food!" "ah? I'm not picky about food! I eat all kinds of meat! "

42. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; Knowing people is not afraid of things, bad things become good things, life lies in hard work, and people live casually.

Yesterday, the company had a dinner and went to ktv to sing after dinner. I finally know what flattery is! The leader sang there, and then a colleague deliberately cut the song, and then the leader looked unhappy. Colleagues said, sorry, I thought the original song was not sung!

45. I'm too lazy to even change my heart.

I admit that I still like you, but I lack the impulse to be with you.

47, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.

48. The outstanding Young Pioneers won in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

49. The missed years bloom in the desert in the north, but they are deserted in the spring and summer of reincarnation.

50. There are no conditions to rely on, no capital to rely on, only firm thinking and hard-working attitude. Even if you are depressed and sad occasionally, you should continue. Life is to continue with all the hopes of life and do your best.

5 1. Share an online shopping experience of mine: As long as you leave a message "I am a Virgo" to the seller, you will find that the things you send are definitely of the best quality!

52. No one needs to be able to see through my smile, because I know there is a true self hidden inside.

53. I will only pay for those who deserve it, whether it is friendship or affection.

54. My heart is a city, and there has always been a person I can't reach. Throughout my life, I was lucky, but I was not killed. Wan Li, a floating cloud, crossed the earthly road, and I used a piece of paper to tell the heaviness of the fleeting time.

55. As long as we dare to dream and are not hindered by ourselves, everything is possible and our dreams are endless. The scenery of life is colorful. Happiness in life depends on mood, and happiness depends on mentality. If the mind gives birth to wings, even in a cage, it is free; If you imprison your thoughts, the world will feel lonely.

56. Even if you almost had the ultimate happiness before, your heart can't go back, can it? A complete collection of career aspirations

57. I don't want to let go, but you don't love. what can I do?

58. In fact, everyone is bound by others and burdened by themselves, but some people will adjust in time, while others are deeply involved.

59. I don't want to be against you ... I want to come later.

60. Don't love so easily and hate so blindly.

6 1, I just want someone to live with. I like her. She likes me. No secrets. No cheating. Not unhappy. Personality is not suitable for running in. You can adapt to different habits. As long as everyone has the determination to persist.

62. "Do you have a date?" "I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair."

63. It turns out that there is a kind of sadness that can only make people cry silently, but they can't burst into tears.

No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

65. If I have offended anyone in the past, done something bad, lost my temper, made a slip of the tongue, or made you sit up and take notice of me, I will sincerely say to you when 20xx comes-what can you do to me ~

It is said that one day I had a stomachache and hurried to the toilet. It took me a long time to take off my pants. Boom, I fart loudly. Then I heard my buddy in the pit next door: "Holy shit …" When I finished, the buddy said: "Brother, do you have any paper? You scared me just now, and the paper fell into the pit! "

67. An English teacher in a school likes to push the queue and play all night. The next day in class, I was a little in a trance. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw that the blackboard had not been wiped, and I angrily said, "Who is the farmer today? The blackboard is not wiped! "

68. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.

69. Everything can be replaced by love, past events, memories, disappointment and time. Only you can't be replaced.

70. Sunset is the time I miss most. I said to your city: I miss you. I don't know if you can hear me.

7 1. People's two eyes are parallel, but they don't look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words. Gandhi

72, escape, not necessarily hiding, facing, not necessarily the most uncomfortable; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy, and it may not last long if you get it; Losing, not necessarily no longer, turning around, not necessarily the weakest; Don't rush to say that there is no choice, thinking that there is only right and wrong in the world; There is not only one answer to many things, so we always have a way to go.

73, not all people can understand the meaning of time, not all people know how to cherish; There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart willing to love and a heart unwilling to love.

74. In the final analysis, it is still shallow. Even if everything becomes mottled and ridiculous, it is unbearable.

When a friend got married, his daughter-in-law brought a small bottle and said that every time she made her cry, she would drop a drop of water into the bottle. When the bottle is full, her heart will surely die, and she will leave him without hesitation. Three years passed, and a few days ago, he secretly poured two spoonfuls of water into the bottle, which was found by his wife and beaten.

76. Live like a pig every day but envy the dog's figure.

77. After the salary is paid, if you are arrogant for one week, you will save one week and expect another week, and this month will pass.

78. I didn't jump the farthest in the standing long jump today, but the pit I jumped was the deepest. I'm very proud. . .

79. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

80, in a willing way, slowly kill the time I don't want.

8 1, even if you are rich, please respect those cleaners when walking in the street. Don't forget, they cleaned you up! Don't think that you can look down on them just because you have money. Because, maybe their material life is far less than yours, but that doesn't mean their spiritual life is less than yours. Don't look down on anyone. Just because others are inferior to you in some way doesn't mean they are inferior to you. Also, just because they are not as good as you now doesn't mean they will never be as good as you. Maybe they will be better than you in the future.

82. Lies are not used to deceive each other, but to deceive themselves.

Nobody likes it. Tell me.

1. Habit is really a good word. When you are embarrassed to say it, you can express it with what you like, but it is a habit.

Second, the sun is so warm, why haven't you come to my side?

Third, the noise and light of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, have gone with the wind before my eyes, and the warmth is like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

I stand in heaven and stare down at you, just as you stare at me, slightly sad.

Five, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in feelings, it is the most desirable temperature.

6. People meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.

Seven, after leaving, don't say wish me happiness, what qualifications do you have to wish me happiness.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

Give time, let bygones be bygones, and I will start over.

I don't feel sorry for wiping your tears, I feel sick! Like a snot!

If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

Twelve, a mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.

Thirteen, sometimes I feel that I am kind as an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a devil living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.

14. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found out that you only got one person who understood. That's enough. -Han Han "See you later"

15. I am like a shadow you don't need, so that loneliness can exchange sad thoughts and there is nothing I can do about love. This tasteless day and tears are the only luxury.

Sixteen years old, I want to marry Lin Lan when I grow up. I'm not such a big, shut-mouthed kid anymore. I will wear a neat white suit and drive the best car to pick her up at her door. I want everyone to see her happiness.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

The wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place suitable for anything to grow.

Nineteen, the cause of historical events is the sum of all reasons, is the only reason. Only when we completely give up looking for reasons in our personal will can we find these laws that we don't know, just as only when people give up the concept that the earth is motionless can we find the laws of planetary motion. -lev tolstoy, War and Peace.

Twenty, sometimes I feel as kind as an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a devil living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.

Give me a tear and I will see all the oceans in your heart.

Twenty-two, people in this life, the opportunity is difficult, the karma is different, smooth sailing, ups and downs, plain and ordinary, are their own destiny. Those who have walked, met, met and left are unique. No matter what situation you are in, don't complain about the world, don't give up the bottom line, and don't hate others. Not greedy, less desire; If you are not angry, your heart will be relaxed; Don't ask, always be satisfied. Meet, please cherish; Do not cross it. Take care.

Twenty-three, I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a line of ants crossing my memory.

Twenty-four, I didn't know him at first, and I didn't know him at last.

Twenty-five, if there is only one life.

Twenty-six, I want to exchange my heart for everyone's happiness.

Twenty-seven, many times, no matter how cold and painful, you can bite your teeth and hold back from crying. On the contrary, sudden warmth will make people burst into tears.

When I look back, you are no longer my sunshine.

I believe the world will always be so beautiful.

I've been standing and talking for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I've written too much for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand?

Talk about the mood: if no one likes it, you might as well applaud yourself.

1. Meeting too early, no result; A brief encounter, no beginning. Love deeply, love early, it is better to love properly.

The more precious things in life, the more likely you are to be late, but as long as they belong to you, you will definitely talk about friendship. Although they came late, they won't leave when they come.

I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.

4. I laugh at myself, but I prefer a person who can smile warmly. He will always be grateful in secret, sincerely grateful and silently blessing, and cherish the dust of past love as a beautiful gift of the soul, just like a bottle of wine, which will last for a long time in Micari.

I finally understand that some people really won't think of you if you don't take the initiative to contact them.

6. Forgetting is never easy. Even if you forget, there are many things that can help you remember that person, such as the songs you heard together, such as the input method of spelling his name. ...

7. If nobody likes it, you might as well applaud yourself.

8. The friendship I want is not the kind that you are willing to buy me a bottle of water, but the kind that you don't mind drinking the same bottle of water with me.

9. When you become more and more beautiful, people will naturally pay attention to you. When you become more and more capable, people will naturally look to you, change yourself, and you will have confidence.

10. I like making friends, but I never offered them to my ancestors.

1 1. We love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.

12. If lonely people are willing to turn back, anxious people are willing to wait, and introverted people are willing to talk, maybe this is the truest look of love.

13. When you say it, you can do it.

14. I know you are confused now and can't concentrate on one thing. You don't want to be mediocre, and you can't do anything about those bad results. You want to relax yourself, but you have to force yourself to be nervous. It seems that you have become a complete contradiction, but anyway, I hope you understand that you must not be blinded by fantasy. If you want to go far, you must look far. All your efforts must be paid.

15. Everything in "Floating in the Wind" belongs to yesterday, and all those who have survived the storm face the future.

16. A sudden thought of you, a reminder of changing seasons, and a good night before going to bed are your longest companionship.

17. People who don't want to be friends and dare not have sex are the farthest distance in the world.

18. The order of love is first come, then come, but you always know later. Love is not strength, but luck and fate. If you meet the wrong person, even if you do everything, you are not as good as others doing nothing.

19. If you are tired, go. Don't worry, I won't depend on you.

20. Later, she staggered and cried, saying that it doesn't matter.

2 1. Love stories scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and people who go far don't love them.

22. The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

23. I can't afford to play with feelings or love. Since you choose to be together, please cherish it, whether it is friendship or love, you must be together for life.

There was silence in my head, and I could only hear my own heartbeat.

25. The three most difficult things in the world: keep a secret, forget the person who hurt you and stop loving you.

26. Why don't you take Wan Li Road instead of reading thousands of books? Going out, the world is in sight; If you can't get out, the world is right in front of you.

27. Boys always feel safe to have a quiet and well-behaved girl around them. In fact, they never know how dedicated the girls who are brothers with boys will be. They have contacted enough boys, but she chose you.

Nobody hurts, nobody loves. Tell me about it.

1. Since the world regrets, it should be forgiven. I fell, no one helped me, and I got up by myself. When I was sad, no one comforted me. I told myself to be strong. No one hurts when I cry, so I wipe my tears myself.

Second, wandering alone in the deserted street at midnight, who knows the taste of my broken heart?

Third, why the friendship in the world is getting more and more empty, and all that remains is the feelings bought with money.

Fourth, yes, I am a mistress. Go away. No one understands my pain.

Fifth, the loneliness of being scattered all over the place and not being cleaned; The arrogance of scattered places is ignored; Lack of a place, no one answered; No one cherishes the sincerity of losing a position.

Sixth, the standard female man: no one hurts, no one loves, hurts, loves.

Seven, ugly should be bullied and unloved.

Eight, when no one is with you, listen to a classic old song, solve the lonely thoughts with melody, and let the mood clear up slowly in the music; When there is no one to accompany you, walking in a place where there is no one, talking to an empty space and communicating with nature is your heart-breaking, so you must learn to recuperate in silence; When no one is with you, you should be alone, torture your soul, dissect your spirit, and tell yourself that even if you are lonely, you should go on strongly.

I am not unloved, but I am determined not to love anyone except you.

Ten, no one reads, no one listens, no one hugs.

1 1. I don't want to say a word when I'm lonely. I prefer to be alone and stare at my eyes like a lost fool. Quietly experience the taste of loneliness, let the untouchable pain pass through my heart again and again, like a knife, but I just don't want to say, I would rather stay alone like this and slowly heal my pain.

No one has ever seen me cry since I was a child! Pretend to be strong every time you are sad, only at night! Half asleep and half awake! Drop a few tears that I don't even want to know!

Thirteen, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being naive. People will grow up one day, so why not mature too early and lose it too early. .

No one can understand me.

Fifteen, no one is distressed, but also be strong. Nobody applauds and flies. No one appreciates it, but it should be fragrant.

Sixteen, I'm not sentimental. I have to find some excitement for myself in my lonely life. I don't promiscuous. Ambiguity is just to kill boring time for fun. I can't forget too much Can't run aground too much. Fake free. False indifference. I just don't want to talk about it.

Seventeen, tears in my heart, never let people accompany.

No one helped me when my self-esteem was trampled on by others. No one saved me when my life was threatened. I knew it. I have to rely on myself.

I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.

Twenty, unloved children must always support themselves.

No one can be sad for you and no one can be strong for you.

22. The clown mask smiles more happily than anyone else, but it can't hide his red eyes.

Twenty-three, I am so contradictory. On the one hand, I can't let go of lofty ideals, on the other hand, I can't get into the routine. I have been refusing, wholeheartedly refusing, just like I once refused to grow up. However, people will grow up eventually. With a wave of your hand, youth is gone forever!

24. Even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. People who love again will leave one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will wake up one day. Never keep what you should give up. Never let go of what you should cherish, and you can't be friends after breaking up, because you hurt each other! You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply.

Twenty-five, some things don't have to be said, because no one will understand at all, no one will understand, and no one will listen.

26, don't be hurt, don't be loved, we just love ourselves.

Twenty-seven, seemingly heartless, careless girl, just leave all the tenderness to the one who deserves love.

The most terrible thing is not that no one loves you, but that I love you so much that you don't know it.