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The most classic love quotation in 2020-love is more like hatred than friendship.

Marriage is a mistake, having children is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a stubbornness, and separation is a thorough consciousness.

Huang, an American psychologist and professor at Northwestern University, said.

I love you, BMW.

A female college student stuck a courtship card on a BMW.

For my family, I manage gender relations within the framework of cross-strait relations every day and promote cross-strait relations on the basis of gender relations. Now that I have two children, this has become the most substantial achievement of my promotion of cross-strait relations.

An assistant professor in Taiwan Province Province said so because his wife is a mainland girl.

Men look for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

A practitioner of a one-night stand club in Chongqing said.

I am young and my husband is worried.

A beauty advertisement.

I used to cry for you, but now I live for you; I will die for you and devote my life to you.

This poem in the best-selling Korean love novel Chrysanthemum is regarded by Kong as an ode to men by Korean women.

The older one is hidden in the marriage, and the younger one is hidden in the bed.

Married people laugh at themselves.

The similarity between falling in love, doing hair and eating out is that we all have to work hard and step by step. You'll be lucky in the end. You'll hit it.

Columnist Qi Sejia said this.

If I can't find the feeling of loving someone all my life, how I have failed myself.

Many people suspect that Li will cheat Faye Wong and let her down, but Faye Wong himself is very open-minded. She responded like this.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Some people say so.

Eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work and eight hours of love.

-Xiao Qiang's ideal "March 8" life state.

Your face is too big to block my sunshine. I want to break up with you.

-The lines in the Korean drama "Miss Mermaid" are the most ingenious reasons for breaking up.

Always say "I'm sorry" and "Yes, dear".

-The Guinness World Records Editorial Board confirmed the love secret of Percy and Florence Smith, the British couple with the longest marriage record in the world. Percy 105, Florence 100. They have been married for 80 years.

You must find a good woman. She doesn't have to be too smart or too stupid. Not too old and not too young. Remember, this woman must be able to wash clothes and cook.

-Saddam Hussein's advice on choosing a spouse for the soldiers guarding him.

As long as our love can continue, I will be loyal. I can love you until we break up. I will, until I don't want to.

-Nowadays, the most popular wedding vows in America, people think that the traditional vows "Till death do us part" are too general and old-fashioned, so they are keen on more affordable declarations. Julia Roberts and his second husband, Daniel Maud, vowed to "love, support but not obey", while sandra bullock vowed to "love you forever if our engine can run."

The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love.

-At the end of the movie "Emotional Sage", Zhang Xiaoxian's classic quotations were tampered with.

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and a broken person loves it!

-female writer Zhao Zhao said in "What to move, don't move your feelings".

On the surface, love is more like hatred than friendship.

-the lines of the hit TV series "I really want to fall in love".

Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.

-the punch line of the TV series "Swing Girl".

Three theories of excellent men: most women can go to bed, a few women can close their eyes, and very few women can pay attention.

-the saying circulating among college students.

I'm not afraid to die with him, and I'm not afraid to live to a very old age ...

-one of the conditions of an ideal lover.

For a man, love is like hanging a picture in an empty heart; For women, it's like listening to music-a room may be decorated with several paintings at the same time, but only one melody is allowed to flow.

Touched: If I find a girlfriend, I will love her very much and I will try my best to be kind to her. If she is willing, I will thank her for her tolerance and everything. . . . . The love I hope is not to say that there must be any surprises every day, but something very flowery, because I haven't done it. . . . Where can I find such a good boy? ~)-The story behind it.

Wei's view of love: Plain love is my yearning love. -"The Story Behind"

-Chai Menwen, a Japanese cartoonist and author of Love Story in Tokyo, described the differences between men and women in their views on love.

In the first few seconds of meeting, most people will make a decision whether to continue their relationship, and some people even need only 3 seconds.

Psychologists at the University of Pennsylvania in the United States said in a research report that for most young men and women, they will quickly determine whether they are "destined" with each other on the first date.

I'm disappointed. Where can a 40-year-old man who doesn't smoke, drink or go to a bar find a date?

In August, a Wal-Mart store in the United States canceled the "single shopping" activity to facilitate customers to find their Mr Right, and 63-year-old customer Dale Falbo was greatly dissatisfied with this.

The legal age of marriage is 22 for men and 17 for soldiers, which shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

-In modern society, women's bargaining position is obviously higher than that of men, especially in the family, which is why they have such ridicule.

Wife means washing, ironing, falling out, etc. )。

-someone writes an article to explain the meaning of his wife.

If you get married, you have to pay at least 357 1 more than you. Mr 4 yuan.

-a netizen's happiness index about unmarried women through a series of calculations.

Smokers who hold this card are plump virgins, with correct style and no pests and diseases. Please feel free to use them. The validity period is 13 14 years; Awarded by the International Beauty Federation.

-Some people in Chongqing market printed the "chastity certificate" and "license to pick up girls" on special cigarette cases and lighters for public sale.

He must be older than me, even if it is only for one day; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more.

-said a 38-year-old unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou. At present, 70% of young women in Guangdong are older, and the relevant departments are encouraging siblings to fall in love to solve the marriage problem. They also said that some older women's backward concept of choosing a spouse is one of the reasons why they are still waiting for their girlfriends.

202 1 favorite new mood phrase: it's not so much others that make you miserable as your own cultivation.

1, Buddha said: a flower and a world, a grass a day, a leaf and a Buddha, a sand and a blessing, a pure land, a smile and a dust, a clear heart.

2. It is not the hammer, but the singing and dancing of water that makes the pebble perfect. Tagore

3, believe in yourself, all the way to the scenery, the beauty of life, right here.

If a person wants to help the weak, he should become strong by himself, not become weak with them. -romain rolland

5. If you don't become a Buddha, do a good job first.

6. The heart is the biggest liar. When others can lie to you, they lie to you all their lives.

7. There are four seasons in life, cold and summer alternate, quietly appreciate the joys and sorrows of life, and laugh at the ups and downs.

When a person's performance fades, don't forget that positive action is a habit.

9. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

10, Buddha said: There are eight difficulties in life: birth, old age, illness, death, love parting, resentment for a long time, begging and clinging.

1 1, as good as water. Water is good for all things without dispute, and evil for all, so it is a few words. Living in a good place, kind-hearted, good at words, good at politics, good at deeds and good at times. Husband is just indisputable, so there is nothing special. -"Lao Zi" Chapter 8

12, when we look inward, we will find nothing, no body, no matter, only real energy exists, and that is our origin. As long as we don't think of ourselves as this body, we can understand where we come from. Real energy is the source of everything.

Years of experience tell me that if you think more about others and less about yourself, you can make fewer mistakes. -Ba Jin

14, soul mate, is bound to send out sympathy in sadness. -Shakespeare

15. How can people who just want to listen to sweet words help others? -Elizabeth Bibesco.

Good night, say a word to yourself, not so much inappropriate as not loving enough.

1, all those who don't like it but don't say it, don't accept it, don't refuse it, don't grasp it and don't let it go are all capitalized preserved chicken.

2. I like a boy, rarely return his messages, but I always see him active in other people's circle of friends ... so I really don't like it. .....

3. Being cold and hot is half of what you like. Maybe it's too realistic. I know that there is no result, but I can't bear it, but I dare not invest too much. It's a bit mushroom.

4. Not so much inappropriate as not loving enough.

5. So what kind of people ignore you at first, then talk in hot water, and then silence each other?

6, you can put it down smartly, but there are thousands of things in your heart, so what? My dignity is important.

7. While it's still early, you can still see a lot, choose carefully, and be worthy of yourself and the rest of your life.

8. If you ignore me, you just don't like me. Then why not break up? If I find someone else at this time, do you think I will come out?

9. Actually, I'm afraid it's just the love of two people. But now that I have adjusted, I don't take some things seriously. Although I am not very good, I will never allow myself to be humble.

10, once at the beginning, we said everything. Soo-eun's love made everyone know that I was reserved in front of you. Finally, when you saw me take off my disguise, I was hot and cold, and finally broke up on the grounds of different places. Since you don't love each other, don't bother each other again. Let us be alone with each other.

1 1, I feel that you are eating shit if you ignore me.

12, even if I know, I don't want to believe it. I like him, but he says he won't like me.

13, I am used to ignoring love, and I have spared myself.

14, he gave a burst of laughter when you said your stomach was upset. He doesn't understand. He just doesn't care much about you. What you said is perfunctory. When you talked about emotional problems, he ignored them. It should be a happy thing for you, but in his eyes, he can't see what you said. ....

15, he is always busy, sometimes all I need is a greeting, and I always lose sleep at night.

16, you chatted with her, but you didn't want to reply to me. See, he just doesn't like you, so why bother? Don't mind yourself.

17, love is like this. I don't know how many times I have told myself that being too active will be mean, but I still can't control myself ~ these days, negative energy is full, and no one wants to pay attention.

18, most afraid of her ignoring. Hahaha, because I like her, she just treats me as a friend.

19, I can only assume that you are dead. If one day you want to come back to me, you must remember to hold back. I won't wait for you. Go away.

As long as you miss me, it doesn't matter whether I have the cheek to look for you or not.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

First, I suddenly miss reading. At that time, everything was simple. The 800-meter test is a big event. He smiled at me today, which is worth a day.

Second, I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

Third, when she/he is with the opposite sex, you feel uneasy and uncomfortable, and you have fallen in love with her/him.

Fourth, most of the time she is dynamic, so you must not always be static. You need to interact more when you get along, even if it is a quarrel.

5. When you see her/his sweet smile, a smug smile will be raised at the corner of your mouth. You have fallen in love with her/him.

6. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

7. The best people are as sincere as children, as warm as sunset and as quiet as the sky.

Eight, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

When you can't see her/him, you start to miss her/him, and you have fallen in love with her/him.

Ten, it is not so much that others let you suffer, but rather that your own cultivation is not enough.

Eleven, so my heart is full of warmth, even if it is a comfortable journey.

Twelve, I haven't seen her/him for a few days, and I feel uncomfortable. You have fallen in love with her/him.

13. The biggest gain in adulthood is the willingness to admit that every day that became yesterday is beautiful. Nothing in the world is taken for granted, everything is natural.

Fourteen, recalling Zhaoyang's past, dancing red ribbons to embroider mandarin ducks. So far, I still provoke the incense of the imperial furnace, and my dreams are broken and my worries are longer.

Fifteen, the incense burner is gray and cold, and the light smoke has been broken. Jade furnace, as if there was a moonlight like water last night, was only a bit bleak, turned into clear tears and fell into that endless nostalgia. And a distant flute sounded a lot of homesickness in my heart.

Sixteen, love is not a person's business, but the efforts of two people, the struggle of two people, and the creation of two people; Love is not looking for it when it is lacking, but changing it when it is tired. Find someone who is responsible for himself, not for love; Find someone who can bear it together, not escape it together; Find someone who can bear hardships together, not enjoy them together!

Seventeen, people who want to leave you have a thousand reasons. People who want to be with you can't get rid of it. The person who wants to appear in your dream is the person you love.

18. The complexity of life lies in unpredictability, unexplained and unclear. As if walking in the fog, I can't see any direction, and no one can tell whether the front is a cliff or a dead end. Life can only go on until the fog clears and finally understand the answer. -Wang Dingguo "Who Blinks in the Dark"

Nineteen, we all gave our hearts in different ways. We just couldn't understand each other at that time, and no one owed anyone. Love does not need to be remembered. You were the strongest wine in those years, and I was really drunk.

Twenty, spread the wings of dreams, fly on the track of hope, bear the entrustment of dreams, all the way hard, all the way vicissitudes, cold and arrogant, lonely heart, tied with the yearning for happiness, lonely and indifferent journey, buried years of confusion, scattered dust all the way, heartbroken all the way, dreams, happiness on the road.

Twenty-one, when you are busy, but your cell phone is on, waiting for her/his news, you have fallen in love with her/him.

22. I hope someone can tell me that in sixty years, I will love you more than I do now.

Twenty-three, don't live up to the youth that should have struggled.

Twenty-four, the years have passed without a trace. But time is like a good sculptor, carving wrinkles on his face and vicissitudes in his heart.

Cherish your women, don't make their thoughts complicated, what women want is always the simplest!

Twenty-six, people's life is not the length, but whether they live happily.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

28. If your woman cries in front of you, please hold her tight for whatever reason, and then hold her tight if you resist. Lying on the table will never be at ease in your arms.