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Sentences suitable for military training and friends circle (selected 49 sentences)

1, talent! Talents in the new century!

2. Move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

3. The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use?

4. Who made you transform? Automatic navigation? !

Military training is a place for black and white people.

6. Look at your kick. Do you want to fly?

7, military training is a small sun tanning is not negotiable!

8. Look what I'm doing. There are no flowers on my face, only pimples …

9, your sister's military training, I have a summer vacation.

10, I'm really worried about the teenager with you!

1 1, what are you laughing at! My teeth are going to laugh. I want to drink porridge tonight!

12. At first I thought the military training was endless, but at last I cried.

13, "Mom, I'm back from military training" and "Who are you? I don't know you "

14, I may be the only wolf who doesn't take time off for military training without any reason.

15, life after military training, and * * I met during military training. You can feel it yourself.

16, military training is a storm of life, and military training is a disaster of life.

17, after the military training, you left without saying anything, instructor Meng. Goodbye.

18, the military doctor who was trained in the school a few days ago cried handsomely, and the armed police who changed jobs was Oba.

19, I am a child who drives pigs and drives you around all day (ohmygod! So everyone is a pig)

20. Don't look at me, look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't know what to think in front of you, a group of stupid children!

2 1, distressed by this year's new high school, the class teacher said that they would have a simple meal every other day for military training: steamed bread and boiled water with pickles.

22. Just a few days ago, I laughed at some people who needed military training when school started. As a result, I was informed today that I would have military training for a week.

23, military training, let us have the courage to overcome difficulties; Is military training, let us know how to unite and help each other; It was military training that opened our brilliant youth.

24, move, still move! I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later!

25. I hope to rest at home and play at school. I finally gave in to the date set by the school and went to school for military training.

26. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders! The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig? Military training is a pig reading text messages? Haha, happy military training!

27, not afraid of military training sweating, afraid of punishing hardship; Passionate military training is only once, I hope we can really change! I wish the students complete the military training smoothly and thoroughly remould themselves!

28. Perseverance, every slogan resounds through the sky; Orders are forbidden, every movement is like arms and hands, and stones can be carved. Every time I settle down, I am forceful and my life is diligent. Every student remembers it.

29. Students, what is an urgent March? Is to take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth on the basis of your shopping. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste" (well explained).

30, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter no matter how hard and tired you are! The growth training of the future flowers of the motherland must not be sloppy! Be sure to let the military training children get exercise! ! !

3 1, half a beat slow. I came back from military training yesterday. The tutor is super handsome, super cute and super funny. Unfortunately, I don't have any photos yet. Six days of military training is actually very fun. Not as tired as I thought, so it's just sauce.

32. If life is a book, then life in military training is the most beautiful chapter in this book; If life is a play, then the life of military training is the most wonderful scene in this play.

33. During military training, a student suggested playing a real person, but he was beaten as a spy and regretted it: "If I had known, I would have been tricked by the Chinese!" I wish the students a happy military training and happy every day!

34. How can seedlings grow into towering trees without being baptized by wind and frost? How can young eagles soar in the sky without storms? So do young people. How can you be useful to your country without hard training?

35. Military training in universities is conducted in schools. The bus that picked up the instructor finally came back. As soon as the instructor got off the bus, one of them shouted, Look! Girls! We are finally on earth! I wish you a happy military training and enjoy it.

36. The exposure of the scorching sun will not crush our will; The downpour could not disperse our team; Sweat can't drown the faith in our hearts; All the exhaustion can't defeat the fighting spirit in our hearts.

37. As night fell, the noise stopped, and a man walked into the girls' dormitory ... Education and anger, and the girls went to clean up! Do you know who he is? The instructor inspected the dormitory. Laugh and be determined to be good comrades of the people.

38. At the end of each training, the instructor will choose, and the students with poor performance will come out to punish, while other students will watch. In particular, instructors will step on the ground, spread their arms and call for the independence of the golden rooster. Happy military training.

39, military training early, students running, bathing in the hot sun, sweating, white children, burnt, hard back, good legs and feet, head held high, marching sound, I hope military training will give you a steel-like body, steel-like faith.

40. We learned to stick to and obey orders. Military training is to cultivate our quality and sharpen our will. After military training, we benefited a lot; We are very proud of having passed the military training.

4 1, grasp every minute of military training, advance and retreat with our beloved comrades, and let the songs of the military camp fly in your hearts and mine! I wish every team in military training not to fall behind, encourage each other and complete military training together!

42. Before military training, the ambition was high, but during military training, it was bleak. After the military training, a group of black charcoal had a short experience, bitter experience, growth and belief. I wish the military training a full harvest and heavy academic achievements.

43. The instructor taught us to sing military songs. After a group of us went up to sing, the instructor buried his face below and said, "I thought I was singing out of tune, but I didn't expect you to run faster than me." How can I bring out the soldiers in your class? " Happy military training!

44. I am very unhappy. I really want to go to Shanghai to see A Xin and travel with my friends, but I just caught up with the military training! Forget military training. The key is that military training can definitely catch up with the physiological period. I want to cry.

45. Military training is always enjoyable. There are many beautiful women to watch together. They are not afraid of hardships and troubles. This is a good opportunity to stand at attention, listen to discipline and exercise your will. If nothing happens, they can still see beautiful women. Hehe, that's right I wish the students countless happiness and happy military training.

46. The night before the military training, the monitor said: Standing in the sun is easy to be short of water, and it is easy to faint without water. Everyone should drink more water tomorrow morning. As a result, when I stood in the military posture the next day, it kept ringing: report! Coach, I have to go to the bathroom! I wish the students a happy and relaxed military training!

47, good military training, temper will and discipline. Military training is wonderful, which makes you feel pain and happy. Military training is very bitter, with dark skin and sour smell all over. Lay a solid foundation for your future independence. I hope the students can practice their feet well and live a good day.

48. I have been in Shenzhen for more than three years, and Bajing is the last and farthest stop. I took a bus for more than two hours. . Going to Jiaochangkou in the afternoon is said to be better than Dameisha. I also saw a group of students and children training here, which made me laugh to death. How did military training come from?

On the last day of military training, the instructor watched curiously as a middle school student wiped a new soap on the wall. He couldn't help asking why. "If I don't wipe some off," the student replied honestly, "my mother will think that I didn't take a shower this week."