Introducing a few hooligans’ personalized signatures that make them more funny

1. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

2. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

3. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

4. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

5. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

6. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

7. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

8. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

9. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

10. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

11. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

12. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

13. If you do not have medical insurance or life insurance, do not act bravely after dark...

14. Bus crowding is a sport and fitness program that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports. An all-in-one comprehensive movement.

15. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

16. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.

17. Cutting wires with a kitchen knife in hand, sparks and lightning along the way.

18. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

19. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

20. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

21. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

22. When I woke up, it was dark.

23. Those who drank medicine were handed a bottle, those who hung themselves were given a rope, and those who jumped off the building waved small handkerchiefs to see them off.