What's so funny about single dog on Valentine's Day?

1, in fact, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

2. If you are alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple set meal and eat it all by yourself.

3. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single.

The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

5. Do it again! Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

6. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

7. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

8. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

9. I am a socialist successor, and I can't talk about being immersed in love.

10, love can be late, but takeout is not.

1 1, finally ended the single life for half a year, and now the second half begins.

12, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

13. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.