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How do you say you need money to send a circle of friends?

1, a friend said: there is a dilemma in the world, it is difficult to ascend to heaven and ask for help. I said timidly, there are three difficulties in the world: it is difficult to ascend to heaven, it is difficult to ask for help and it is difficult to collect accounts. Can you pay me back earlier?

2, it is difficult to pay in the New Year, and it is troublesome to pay in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year.

3. It is difficult to collect accounts! Don't even answer the phone! Don't be honest! What should we do?

I was an uncle when I borrowed money. When you ask for money, you are an uncle! I lend you money because I trust you, not because I have a lot of money. Good point when borrowing money. What was it like when I returned it? You don't have to tell who you are talking about. That person knows it.

5, it is difficult to collect accounts. It's too difficult!

6. Change the WeChat avatar to "Pay back the money quickly", and then keep praising his status.

7. It is difficult to get an account. I came early in the morning and am going to spend the New Year here.

8. Do you know why I protect you so much, trust you so much and tolerate you so much? Even a fool can see that you are dumber than a fool. Stop talking. Pay back the money quickly, labor and capital are short of money.

9. It is difficult to collect accounts, and all of them are grandchildren.

10, when asked about the account number, the other party said that there was no money now.

1 1, collection is difficult! Difficult! Difficult! It is not easy to do engineering. Time's up, still working overtime to collect accounts.

12, nine out of ten years, golden flowers in ten years, but afraid to go home because of paying back the money.

13, it is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year! Those who owe money, where is your conscience? Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!

14, quarreled with his wife because he lent him money.

15, those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.

16, collection is difficult! I've been thinking about it all afternoon, and I don't know how to say it.

17, it is easy to spend money, but difficult to collect money.

18, it is difficult to collect accounts, which has both credibility problems, some people just don't like to pay accounts, and there are practical problems of no money. However, it is not surprising that we are now in a society lacking credibility.

19, blame yourself for being blind. Lend you money!

20. It's natural that you won't let me change my debts. What do you mean, I'm afraid I have nothing to do with you? You still owe me a sincere heart.

2 1. borrow money to see people's hearts, and pay back money to see people's character.