What are the stories about frozen dogs?

1, please do a good job of keeping out the cold in winter: there is a husband holding a husband, a wife holding a wife, and a thermos that is not available for the time being. Don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.

You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long trousers in the rainy weather in the south.

It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

It is said that this is a season when you will feel cold no matter how many clothes you wear.

To tell the truth, although there is still more than one month before the Lunar New Year's Eve, I already have the idea of "Forget it, try again next year at the end of the year".

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!

9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

10, God will take away the best autumn trousers around us to remind us that we have got too much!

1 1. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

12, I want the sky to be clear and harmonious, and I just want someone to add a pair of long pants.

13, gun in hand, come with me, go to the store and grab long pants!