April fool's day is very interesting.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! I shared an April Fool's joke with you. Let's enjoy ourselves.

April Fool's Day 1 1, April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for liars to tell the truth.

2. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words knelt in the crowded square and said I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!

I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, "Pigs are not allowed at home."

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

No matter where you are, as long as you smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you.

7, but gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

8. When Titanic gave me the year number, I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it.

9. Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

10, a patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

1 1, because of you, you have changed the population of the world; Because of you, you changed the family system; Because of you, I got rid of my friend's dullness; Because of you, April Fool's Day is different; You are not a fool, but you have made the world happier, so I wish you a happy holiday!

12, I didn't know to cherish many opportunities before me until I found it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed hard. Looking forward to it, finally waiting for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!

13, gradually stiff, face gradually yellow, pale as soybean milk, lips like brown sugar; So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a girl like a wolf, I meet a buddy-I'm still like that.

14, I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, I seem to see you jump on me happily and stick your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Still barking and wagging your tail at me?

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

2. When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

4. The Buddha wants to lose weight and is embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian and claims to be in order not to kill.

People say that you are clumsy, and I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

6. You are so charming that you attract countless blind people to compete.

7. If you see someone who doesn't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

8. Looking at your photo, I am impulsive to put it on the wall in black and white.

9. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, why? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner was killed!

1 1, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

12, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

13, son. One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

14, since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, in my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.

16. This message is absolutely exclusive to you. Children's Day is over age, Labor Day is glorious for everyone, and National Day is too far away. I wish you all the best and welcome you on April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.

17, April Fool's Day is also a holiday for fools. People who miss fools are like fools. Only those who miss fools are fools. Actually, a fool and a fool are the same thing. Hehe, I can't stun you if you don't believe me. Happy April Fool's Day in advance.

18, Buddha wants to lose weight and is embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill; 2 1, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

19, I saw a penny on the side of the road and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm, damn it, who vomited so round?

20. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

April Fool's Day Fun Talk 3 1. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

2. You were born with a spiral head, your face is black and your fingers are missing, two leaves cover your face, rivers and lakes fly over the eaves, chickens fly and dogs bark, and beauty is dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

3. I won't tell you, today I will treat you to a pack of Oreos; I won't tell you that I licked all the cream; I won't tell you, I switched to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool's Day, just kidding!

4, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

5, people floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife. Please be careful. On this day, don't read text messages at will. I'm not talking nonsense and you're not stupid, so don't look, look, look. If you say you are stupid, you are happy.

6, piggy piggy is amazing, sleeping until ten o'clock every day, every five bowls have bottomed out, and no one dares to compare the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

7. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I haven't seen some ideas for days. My body board can be safe and healthy recently; Don't forget to add clothes after a hard day in the office. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. My text messages are overwhelming, saying that there is no silver in (this) 320 days, fishing in the sun, and the water situation is simple, you laugh! Rack one's brains like this just to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10, your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

1 1, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

12, April Fool's Day, please label your life as happy, so that laughter, embarrassment, relaxation, fatigue, health, illness and beautiful mood can be sold.

13, Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, Dorsey, you have been admitted to the uncultivated class of the department of barbarism of Niujing University in the United States. Please bring your stupidity. Strange and incurable diseases were reported in the American Dung Hall on the Titanic on the street of No.9 Road.

15. If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

16, I love you forever, because you are always handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are so unreasonable sometimes; I wish you well today, because you have passed the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. A person died suddenly this morning. The cause of death is very rare. According to reliable sources, this person was reading the Encyclopedia of Fools, and it was confirmed by forensic examination that this person was stupid.

You are abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

19, not only parents are beautiful, but living beautifully is the real skill.

Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men and women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. You will never starve to death after learning this skill. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach you.

2 1, I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of my eyes! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

22. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Nowadays, bacteria are dressed in uniform, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walk through your body with vigorous steps.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. Believe it or not, bin Laden is my uncle. First bomb and then poison, the United States has to take it. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will become a pig!

25. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.

April Fool's Day funny talk about the fourth 1, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it if you don't draw it; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

2, April Fool's Day strikes, and the gas field is improved; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.

Has the bright sunshine reached your head? Have you ever had a happy smile on your face? Did the feeling of happiness crawl into your heart? If yes, please pay the sunshine use fee, happy poll tax and happy stamp duty on time!

It is said that there are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but silver arrows must be learned! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is coming, smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

6. A warm letter, a sweet and greasy bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day when you receive the message of "eating food"!

7. What are you good at? You are really different! Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness and you will be romantic; If you like it, you fart; Give some praise and you will praise it; If you like it, you are crazy; April Fool's Day is silly, but I still hope to receive text messages. There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. On April Fool's Day, in order for the "fool" to play a joke on you, I "fool" sent you this short message sincerely, with endless stupid taste. I wish you a happy "fool": silly every day, silly every month, happy April Fool's Day!

9, water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, sunny and breezy outside, I can't help thinking of you again. You are so special and striking. Wherever you go, you almost 100% turn around. Did you go out streaking again? Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, I want money and I want feelings. You can't have it both ways. Give up money, with feelings. "Stupid" is what I want, and bear's paw is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

12, be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, cheer up after receiving the news, teach you how to be a man, and become a fool after reading the news, otherwise you will become a fool, and delete it to prove that you are an idiot, and reply that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

14, I love you in my heart, I miss you deeply in my heart, I am very happy with you, I miss you all the time without you, and now I just want to tell you that I am stupid at this moment. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, the train is speeding up, and the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway has been opened, so keep up. April Fool's Day is coming, so we should be prepared in advance: be alert and concentrate on 15 points, and don't be fooled into Amitabha by friends!

16, the autumn wind starts, and the autumn wind is cut for you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and stew your family! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, you are wearing a red cloth pocket, a pair of crotch pants and a pair of yellow cloth shoes, jumping up and down happily. From a distance, Nezha seems to kowtow on the hot wheels. Take a closer look: God, puppies can still dress up as non-mainstream!

18, there is a kind of fish called "Le Kuaijie Mermaid", which can make you happy. So I bought you one today. Unexpectedly, after eating your poem, you casually said, "There is no gift for the festival today, only pleasure and happiness!" "Happy April Fool's Day!

19. There is a cloud in ancient times, and fools are destined for the vernal equinox. All mutations are aimed at fooling people, awakening hibernating creatures and telling them that spring comes from the heart. Don't be too proud of fools, and don't be too sad to be fooled. All purposes are happy, happy to enjoy the fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. It has been said that the person who is fooled the most on April Fool's Day is the happiest. I don't want to show that I care about you by fooling. I can only secretly make a wish to Aladdin in the magic lamp, wishing you a happy April Fool's Day every year and every day.

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