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Kindergarten lets parents talk about interesting things around them.

Class 1: Yan Zi grows up slowly and is very cute. One day, she came back from Dafu Mountain Forest Park and asked me when she was sleeping at night: Dad, if I eat the quilt, will it spit it out like a spider? Ha ha! Really innocent and lovely, imaginative. Note: The quilt looks like a spider thread without quilt cover. Maggie finished her homework well when she came home, and she was very good and diligent. Mother rewarded her with a big doll. I hope she will continue to insist. I like watching cartoons, and I am more active when watching cartoons. Gordon always talks more about his favorite topics than before, but he can't speak English. I hope Gordon can speak more English when he goes home for vacation in the future. Do your homework carefully, not afraid of hard work, come on, Tracy, mom supports you. On grandpa's birthday, Wenhaote was happy, singing birthday songs, cutting cakes and giving cakes to everyone, as if it were his own birthday. Although Zhiyuan is very playful, he is kind-hearted. One night, just after taking a shower, my mother went upstairs and saw him sitting on the bed crying red. She thought he was disobedient and scolded him. After a long time, Sister Aju sang a song called "Doll", which said that the doll had no mother, so it was very sad. It was not until his mother came that he said, "Mom! I still want to cry, the doll is too poor! " Said "wow", and they cried together again. Xiaoyan said the same thing to her mother before, but didn't believe it until she saw her mother with her own eyes. Mother is very happy and comforted because her only son has such a kind heart, which is really priceless! Sophomore class: Kiki is very good this week. She went on an outing with her sister and finished her homework at home alone, but her paintings made my whole family laugh. Helen likes dancing at home, but sometimes she forgets that she is in her mother's office, sitting on the ground and stretching her feet. How beautiful! Put it down, it turns out that the ass is gray and the little hand is black. My body is dirty and the ground is clean. Mom, how can I never finish my homework? What should I do? At home, he can help his father organize the flowers and plants in the garden, and he can consciously clean the garden and the environment at home. Su Sun is a good boy. Always chasing dad to ask why, chasing dad doesn't know how to answer. Good performance at home, especially when describing the autumn outing to my family, lively and interesting! I play chess happily with my parents and grandma at home. I couldn't help crying the first time I lost. Through reasoning, I understand that I shouldn't cry and never cry again. I often speak English unconsciously and loudly at home. I went to the children's hospital on Saturday and Sunday, which delayed the completion of my homework. I'll ask Tanaka to take it back when it's finished. It may be because of long-term cough and taking medicine, which has an impact on the mood. Please take care of the teacher. Class 3: Kent held a birthday party in KFC on Saturday night. He had a good time. He came home and opened one gift at a time. Who asked him if he was happy? He answered you "happy" very readily. On Saturday, Irene's brother broke a glass bottle. I said angrily, "No matter if he pricks his feet with glass." Irene said wisely, "Let me clean the glass. My brother can't sweep. " I am very happy psychologically, because my Irene is very good at doing things. Winky loves to do manual work and ask questions. When he visited the "air traffic control" in the autumn tour, he immediately bought a book "Natural Disasters", which contained 3,000 questions about Blue Cat, including typhoons and epidemics. Winky knows many words, but they are very interesting. The word "Kao" is pronounced "Mai". Many, many, fortunately, I know the child's name, otherwise I don't know why she is so wrong. Very cute. Jimmy's personality is more cheerful than before, and he takes the initiative to say hello to others. But sometimes it's smaller. Going to his scenic spot on Sunday, he climbed to the top of the mountain and said, "Mom, can I write down four stars?" I said, "Why?" "Because I bravely climbed to the top of the mountain, I don't need you to carry me! Just go back and help me write four stars! " He replied with a grimace. Class 3, Senior High School: Holding a tea set before eating, while pouring tea, he said, "Sell tea, sell the most famous tea in China!" Grandma asked, "What is the most famous tea in China?" Ge replied, "Green tea, scented tea …" My tea is different from other teas. "If it's cheaper, it's 2 yuan. If it is expensive 10 yuan! Cheap or expensive? " Rocky is going to climb Baiyun Mountain this weekend! Walk faster than mom. /kloc-more than 0/000 hurdles. I took a break to wait for my mother. Great! On the top of the mountain, when he saw the night view of Guangzhou, he suddenly made a new discovery: Oh, Tiananmen Square! Oh, the Great Wall! Rocky has often said recently that "Yang Liwei is long and Yang Liwei is short. He worships Yang Liwei very much! " I said, "Yang Liwei is an astronaut. Astronauts are in excellent health. They often climb mountains for exercise. They eat well and are tall, so that they can be astronauts. " So he set an example. Looking at the sky, George seems to realize something. He suddenly said to me, "oh, mom, I understand why there are dark clouds in the sky." There was a fight because the dark clouds collided with the white clouds. The power of dark clouds drove them away, so we saw dark clouds in the sky. " Class 5: Vicky is doing homework at home this week, editing animals and people in books and newspapers, and occasionally helping her mother with housework. He really wants to play outside, but unfortunately we don't have time ... Yao Heng did well at home this week and asked some complicated questions. For example, ask astronaut Yang Liwei what he can see in space, why the rocket automatically separates and what to ignite ... Nikey has made rapid progress recently and is very polite after returning home. Your toys can be packed. There is no more help from my mother. I also taught my parents to play games these two days. He asked us to be the sun and the moon, and he himself was the earth. He demonstrated. The earth goes around the sun and the moon goes around the earth. We can all play. He even made me a star! Tell me, the stars are twinkling. Mom and dad took Michael to the Guangzhou Art Museum to see the exhibition and took a tour. Michael said, "Appreciating art is really tiring." I had lunch at home for the first time. It seems that I am really tired. In addition, Michael often buckles his nostrils because of his cold and runny nose, and the same phenomenon occurs at home.