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Learn to disguise non-mainstream super-drag phrases-living is really helpless

Sometimes you are like that thing in my coffee cup.

Life is not simple, try to live simply.

No matter how much I miss it, I don't want to meet again.

How deep the night is, how much I miss it.

People who are capable and willful will also be capable and strong.

Happiness is not what you think, but what you get!

It just sounds like a lie.

Dear, forgiving others is also forgiving yourself.

Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.

I can afford it, but I can't let it go.

Of all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best.

Life is not long, I am willing to make mistakes with you.

Love is just a bubble, fragile and vulnerable.

We can be disappointed, but not blind.

Hidden in the depths of the soul, unknown thoughts.

The so-called life depends on who you meet.

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

On the road, there was a rough roar and moved on.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it won't turn into a hot cake when steamed in a pot.

How creative and brave you are to live!

Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?

Three points are destiny takes a hand, and seven points depend on dressing up.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and those who have no money will go home to grow potatoes.

Every section of the road is a feeling.

One can't feel happiness.

Should I walk away quietly?

Once a fatal passer-by in life,

In fact, love is a self-mutilation thing.

In everyone's heart, there will be someone you miss.

I also want someone who is afraid of losing me.

I am glad that I am me and I am loved by you.

Living is really helpless.

There are fewer and fewer important people now, and the rest are more and more important.

You are the poison in my blood.

I'm just sad that I'm not the one to accompany you to your old age.

Learn to pretend, but not to be strong.

Super handsome and super drag non-mainstream mood phrases

Super handsome and super drag non-mainstream mood phrases

1. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

2. I was Han Han! I failed nine subjects and eight subjects.

If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

4. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!

6. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

7. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised.

8. A question that must be considered every morning: What to wear today?

9. A woman's goal is to make her former men regret, make her present men sweat and make her future men rare.

10. You said you. Not daring, not small-faced! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?

1 1. How do I love you? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

12. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

13. If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

14. Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables that are about to go down in the market, a handful of fifty cents.

15. Being beautiful is your advantage, and being beautiful is your skill!

16. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

17. once, I can understand, twice, I can forgive, three times, I think, we have nothing to do.

18. Sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

19. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

20. The most painful thing is not to be abandoned by the person you love, but to watch him abandon you by holding other people's hands.

2 1. If the husband is working, he is a temporary worker at most. If the wife is a career, she will be laid off sooner or later. I have only one thing to say to my future husband: man, if you dare to work part-time, I will dare to re-employment!

22. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

23. I've heard people say that being cheap is invincible! I didn't believe it at first, but after I met you. I totally believe in this theory.

24. First love, last tears.

25. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

26. I believe in you and doubt myself.

You can lie to me, but you'd better figure out how to explain to me first.

28. Handsome men and beautiful women are always the protagonists of the story. What a perfect love story between Prince Frog and Snow White! What does it have to do with me? I'm just a walk-on

29. I thought love was just between us, but I forgot that it was also your parents' business.

30. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

Non-mainstream signature crossing the line

1, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

My hesitation consumes too many people's patience.

Not every time you get lost, you can find your way home. Not every regret can begin.

4. What you can't reach is forever, and what you can't forget is once.

5, I am destined to commit a lifetime of peach blossoms! You are destined to be lonely forever.

6. Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

7. Love is a lonely lie, and fate is the disseminator of lies.

Thank you for picking up the rest of my shoes, mistress, which saved me the trouble of finding a place to throw them.

9. I just want to catch it and refuse to give up. Life will be more free and easy if you give up.

10, do you really take yourself seriously? I can definitely tell you that you are just an ant.

1 1. How can I grow up without those gossips?

12, life is a trip, only buy a one-way ticket, not a return ticket.

13, I am merciful. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.

14, sometimes love is to have, and sometimes love is to let go.

15, bitch, if you dare to make my woman cry, I will dare to make your man bleed.

16, where there is light, it must be far away. I am the sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.

17, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we should fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

19, rather than humble tears, it is better to laugh proudly.

20. Labor and capital are not Cao Cao.

2 1, although you are here to hurt, I am all kinds of powerful.

22. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

23, the mountain does not mean that it is high, and it does not affect its towering clouds.

24. Brothers are either in Jianghu or on their way to Jianghu.

25. If you show love, we will hug each other.

26. I'm not your mother. I can't pick you up and have no energy to care about you.

27. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

28. You gave me a smile. I think you promised me forever.

29, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved!

30. On the road of love, two people are good, but three people are too much.

3 1, people are people, so you don't have to be people.

32. When you look back on the past, it only shows that you are not doing well now.

33. People don't care, dogs don't care, get out of my sight.

34, love is the real Hermes, can't afford to hurt!

35. Love is an ocean. The living sink and the dead float.

36. It is too late to know how to cherish after losing it.

37. If you dare to take root in my heart, I will dare to uproot you!

38. People who are madly in love are fools, while those who are lovelorn are poets.

39. Since you have the courage to take it, you must have the courage to let it go.

40. Don't shed new tears for the old sadness.

4 1, I looked at their immature faces and saw myself before.

42. You can drink water when it is cold, but it is hard to heat it when your heart is cold.

43, the wedding day is coming, domestic brothers, rich apartments, no money to live in a humble abode.

44. How much time can I waste? How many friends do I need to comfort?

45. Life is a painting art without an eraser.

46. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

47. I will tell you happily that I can live happily without you.

48. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

49. Time is changing, people are changing, and the only constant is that you can never go back to the past.

50. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

5 1, there is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.

52. My dream was to learn hegemony, but now I just want to stop learning it.

53. I'm afraid if I give it to you, you won't be able to hold it.

54. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

55. Life is like a series. You never know the ending unless you look back.

56. I won't cry or make trouble, just wait for the moment when you kneel down and beg me.

57, I subvert the whole world, just to straighten your reflection!

As long as you face the sun, you will feel very happy.

59, ice, melted, is water; Tasteless water!

There are no losers in the world unless you don't want to win.

6 1, cherry blossoms bloom in withering, and withering is the most gorgeous beauty.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

63. Is there anyone funnier than me? Baidu shows that there is no such person. .

64, don't give up, give up, don't go back on our word.

65. If you still want to hug me, I will hold you tight for life.

66. I loved and hurt, and then I can leave and forget.

67. Love is when two injured people snuggle up to heal each other.

I have learned to smile since I left you, because I know no one will wipe away my tears.

69. I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness.

70. I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.

7 1 is mine. How can I give it to others? Is my woman, how can you not cherish yourself?

72. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even without games.

73. Mobile phones can give me a sense of security, and novels can make me addicted, so what can you give me?

74. I let go of my dignity, my nature and my tenacity, all because I can't let you go.

75. In the dead of night, I will wear my eyes to count the days we passed together.

76. When we parted. I really want to do one thing, that is, put that sentence. I love you! Say it.

77. Forget how to love, forget how to hurt, forget everything, and the rest is just a walking corpse.

78. When my sister becomes president, the first order is to invite those who intentionally hurt girls to the prison to have tea and chat with the wall.

79. I think you just hold my hand regardless of gossip. Then, if you succeed, I will join hands with you to rule the world, but this is a failure. I will accompany you to Dongshan.

80. Happiness is too little because we want too much. The simpler life and life, the more you will taste happiness, and the easier it is to taste the true meaning of happiness.

8 1. No matter how hard you love geometry. Finally, instead of learning how to love, you learned how to love yourself.

82. I used to believe in true love, but now I know that time and interval can smooth out true love. Who will accompany me when I am most sad?

It takes a minute to break a person's heart, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Talk about non-mainstream super drag

1, the world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it.

I love you without reservation. I love you until the end.

3, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome boy is just a name.

4. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Don't judge my future by your past.

6, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

7, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to experience.

8. Don't say anything. Love is enough.

9. things are lost, there is no need to find them back.

10, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

1 1, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

12, I am so kind to you that I never need a reason, just because I love you.

13, if people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

14, development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable. I don't love many people, just you, that's enough.

15, the heart is mine, only temporarily put in your place. Don't forget, you have no right to hurt it.

There are not many people I love in the world, and you are the only one.

17, not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

18, remember all my kindness to you and give it back to me intact.

19, I'm not your cat, I won't wag my tail at you.

20. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

2 1, one person, one heart, one world.

22. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

I never tidy my room, because I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

25. Women want to dress men, but men want to see naked women.

26. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

27. I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me, it's all a lie.

28. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

29. Good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly?

30, what are you arguing about? Come out alive when it's over.

3 1. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

32. It's better to say no love than to make excuses everywhere.

I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

34. Even sweet words are my attachment to you. Only you can make me sweet talk.

35. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

36, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

37. When breaking up, don't tell me it's inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian! Not suitable for earth people!

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

39. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

40. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

4 1, a person can live well in the future.

42. I want to forget you and forget any memory about you.

You are too presumptuous. It's not that I won't save you.

44. I am not beautiful, not cute, eccentric, super bad-tempered, and I usually cheat. Do you love me so much?

45, no love, no joy, no sex.

46. Your chest has been touched. How dare you call me an airport?

47. Money binds people, but charm binds people.

48. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.

49. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

Please don't treat my sister's shyness as a man show.