The funny spit of 6 18 tells us that 202 1 is suitable for the copy of 6 18.

1. Let them take it! I won't be a prodigal son this time.

2.6 18 On the eve of the shopping carnival, when I went to the kitchen to get a bowl, I suddenly thought of a phenomenon. It seems that many people are afraid of ghosts when they go to the toilet, but they won't think of ghosts when they go to the kitchen. Is this because everyone is a foodie?

3. 18 shopping carnival, which cost a lot of money.

4.6 18 shopping carnival can be equivalent to some GDP.

5.365 days ago, I told myself that I must chop off my impulsive hand next year. As a result, I accidentally opened the JD.COM at a quiet shit time. I wanted to buy this and that, and finally the whole shopping cart couldn't fit.

6. The young man asked the Zen master, Master, how did 6 18 pass? . The Zen master put his hand into his sleeve and smiled without a word. I understand, young man. You calm my heart and stand aside. The Zen master said, I mean, there's nothing to say when your hand is cut off.

7. This is a day when a woman has a wave of unrest and a man secretly cries. All right! Pass the ball

8. I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and she replied to me like this: if you don't have money, you can earn it again, and if things are off the shelf, they will be gone!

9. It's almost 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

10. I woke up in the morning and watched my wife stay up all night. I asked with trepidation: How much did you rob her for one night? Wife: five or six hundred ~ husband: not bad, not bad, making progress! Wife: Five or six hundred bills. . .

1 1. My female penfriend is a simple and beautiful woman. She is neither dedicated to her country nor beautiful, but she can lose everything!

12. I always feel that my wife is a prodigal bitch or something these days, deliberately showing off her wealth. The first is that you have a wife, the second is that you have money, and the third is that you have both a wife and money!

13. 18 after that, I'm going to clean up the cupboard and get something back to replenish blood.

14. All the beautiful ones have received gifts since 6. 18. I looked in the mirror and gave up. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly! !

15. Every pickpocket has a priceless car and a shopping cart.

16. Every 6 18, two kinds of people suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

17. How much did you spend on the 6 18 shopping carnival?

18. 18 Shopping Carnival, a very ordinary day, has now become a festival for some people in China.

19. The annual 6 18 shopping carnival is over. Did friends lose a lot?

2 1. My lover is a hero in the world, and I know that one day he will appear in a high-profile occasion, wearing a golden robe and stepping on seven-color auspicious clouds to empty my shopping cart.

22. It's almost 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

Husband: Wife, let me discuss something with you. Wife: Tell me about it. Husband: Don't take my money to raise a man outside, ok? Wife: I didn't! Husband: That guy Ma Yun, did you give less money?

24. The reporter interviewed passers-by in the street. Reporter: Grandpa, today is 6 18. Are you going to buy it online? Grandpa: Oh, did I mention that? It's hard to find a wife these years! Have a daughter-in-law long-term online shopping? Help your uncle find one quickly. Wow, uncle has been single for six or seven years!

25. 18 shopping carnival, a festival that I don't think is, but has begun to show some interest.

26.6 18 shopping carnival, the chicken was frozen beyond measure, my shopping cart was full, and my husband's Taobao was requisitioned by me.

27. 18 What's the discount? Your hand!

28. If you don't buy something, you won't have money. If you buy something, you won't have money, which means you don't need money! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

29. Every pickpocket has a priceless car and a shopping cart.

30. Every 6 18, two kinds of people will suddenly appear, one is the self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is the loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!