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Summary of copywriting suitable for hot weather

"From the moment we met, you were my star that never sets day and night." Now many young people like to express their true feelings at this moment by publishing stories. Are you collecting some creative copywriting? The following is a summary of copywriting suitable for hot weather, which I compiled for your reference only, hoping to provide you with reference!

? 1. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing and slept with him. It was so hot.

? Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

? 3. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!

? 4. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! -The latest funny sentences describing hot weather

? 5. It's so hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

? 6. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

? 7. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

? 8. If it really doesn't work, give it to someone you like.

? 9. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, a little coolness comes to me, a little care is accompanied by drizzle, a little friendship is by my side, a few short messages are melodious, and every sentence is accompanied by blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

? 10. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

? 1 1. Reagan noodles don't need cooking.

? 12. Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then knelt at the feet of the executioner. "My Lord, have mercy," people kowtowed and wept bitterly. "Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's cool. "

? 13. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the "lost and found" column of the community. He wrote like this: "The puppy, male, almost nine months old, without a collar, is very friendly and found on Shiqiao Road." I am worried that revealing too many details like this will give those who have no conscience to ask for dogs an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband wrote a new notice. He wrote, "Guess what I found?"

? 14. It was so hot that the water was cut off. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

? 15. A childlike innocence, happy harvest; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

? 16. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

? 17. What did you learn the most from Lei Feng? -holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .

? 18. It's so hot today that the thermometer will fall off.

? 19. It's too hot to stop!

? 20. It's so hot recently that I didn't eat well.

? 2 1. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.

? 22. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

? 23. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

? 24. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

? 25. Summer is hot, summer tide, flies and mosquitoes croak; Don't be angry, have a good attitude and pay attention to defense; Change clothes frequently, take more baths, and don't let illness depend on you; Drink more water, remember, show me joy. Have a nice summer!

? 26. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

? It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer. It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.

? 28. There are often horns and cars on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road and many people walking on the zebra crossing. There is air conditioning in the car, which makes it hotter outside and makes people feel very irritable and lifeless.

? 29. Put happiness in your luggage so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

? 30. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...

? 3 1. The weather is very hot in summer. The sun pours heat to the earth heartily; The wind is too lazy to blow; If it rains lightly, the children will run in the light rain and take a cold bath.

? 32. When this day comes, mosquitoes scream to destroy them; Turn on the air conditioner, electric fan, not many fans, and take a cold shower, which is easy to catch a cold; Cold diet, don't eat more; Drink plenty of water, get enough sleep, smile, have a cool summer and have a happy summer!

? After lunch, it was too hot to stay, so I decided to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

? 34. A wisp of breeze and a cup of sweet mountain spring gently send my most sincere wishes. I wish you full of energy and happiness in this hot summer, good things will continue to follow you, and your mind will not be upset!

? 35. On a hot summer day, I'll give you a plate of crisp green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.

? 36. He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!

? 37. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.

? 38. djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone now.

? 39. agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.

? 40. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

? 4 1. It's very hot. Please pay attention to your health and drink plenty of water.

? 42. It's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.

? 43. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

? 44. If I die, I will only die of heat.

? There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

? 46. Summer is a hot season. There is a warm word that is sweet. There is an old story that is amazing. There is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

? 47. 12. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun!"

? 48. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

? 49. Why am I still awake at this moment? I'm melting because of the power failure. I can't sleep because it's too hot. I am so hot.

? It's too hot for me to sleep. I got up and turned on the air conditioner. As a result, the remote control died. What can I say if I can't find the battery in my closet?

? 5 1. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).

? 52. What is not the hottest thing today? I'm melting, okay?

? After these days of high temperature, I became invisible in the dark and didn't show my teeth.

? 54. There is no need to chop, slice, peel or chop stuffing. Your sweat is salty. You are a traditional dish that goes together. You are a takeout food that is tender outside and tender inside, but it tastes a bit strange.

? 55. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 3 1, which is really cool.

? 56. Why did you get burned as soon as you played the cards? Still playing with a hammer?

? 57. Hey Jade Emperor, why is it so hot these days?

? 58. It's too hot. Have an ice cream to cool off.

? 59. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. That's very kind of you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

? 60. The feeling of teppanyaki.

? 6 1. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's too hot!

? 62. I'm going to invest in finding a shooter to shoot the sun, so forget it.

? 63. Smoothies, eat quickly, or it will get hot.

? 64. Is there an overbearing president? I heard that it will automatically lower the ambient temperature.

? 65. The kind that meets acquaintances when going out and is baked by the sun.

? 66. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water.

? 67. In such hot weather, the secret love has turned into a secret love.

? 68. My identity as an ice cream fairy will also be exposed.

? 69. Take a bag of paper, nine sheets to wipe the sweat, and one sheet to wipe the excrement when defecating in the toilet.

? 70. It's time to go to the toilet and sweat again.

? 7 1. Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

? 72. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

? 73. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.

? 74. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart QQ invisible. Is your heart cold at the moment?

? 75. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

? 76. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

? 77. The weather is dry, the fire is careful, the mood is irritable, and strangers should not be close!

? 78. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

? 79. At the moment, I find that "stay where you are" is not an abusive word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

? 80. It's very hot. Just after sunrise, it is a burning sky.

? 8 1. You can wear the clothes after washing.

? 82. It's so hot that I have less urine!

? 83. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

? 84. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

? 85. Suddenly a little sad: When I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer ponds for cool trees to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only curtains and mosquito nets?

? 86. If it doesn't rain today, it will be fine, stuffy and hot.

? 87. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~

? 88. The weather is getting hotter and hotter! Finally, I'll tie the meatballs!

? 89. It's hot! The bus is the world of fox spirits again! Fox fairy rules the whole universe! Holy shit! Your turn, NB! I can't breathe! Do you want to die! Ann. Fuck you, bitch!

? 90. This hot weather reminds me of that summer.

? 9 1. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and my face is covered with pimples. ...

? 92. It's really bombing. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.

? 93. When the weather is hot, it is the season when heat expands and cold contracts. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.

? 94. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out with my good friend.

? 95. I hate hot, humid and sunless weather. It's disgusting.

? 96. I don't know whether it's hot weather or wearing thick clothes, feeling weak and sleepy ... it's time to take off my trousers.

? 97. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

? 98. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

? 99. If your high school classmate was sitting in KTV and you happened to meet her, would you? -I'll point her out. . .

? 100. It takes 1 month for a wild goose to fly from south in autumn, and it takes 2 months to fly from south to north in summer. Do you know why? ..... Because it's very hot in summer, it has to use one wing to fan the wind. I wish it cool in summer!