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Please provide me with some songs with interesting lyrics!
Pig! You have two holes in your nose. You have a runny nose when you have a cold, Niu Niu.
Pig! Your eyes are black, so you can't see the edge when you look at them.
Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me say you are stupid.
Pig! Your tail is curly, so you can't run and jump without it.
Oh ~ ~ ~
Zhu tou Zhu nao Zhu Shen Zhu Wei (yi) ba
A good doll who is never picky about food.
Sleep three strokes in the sun every day.
Never brush your teeth, never fight.
Pig! Your belly is bulging, and you can't stand the hardships of life at first sight.
Pig! Your skin is so white, you must have invested in that rich family in your last life.
Oh ~ ~ ~
Legend has it that your ancestor had eight rakes, and the fortune teller said that he hit peach blossoms.
I laugh and laugh when I see a beautiful girl.
No blushing, no fear
Zhu tou Zhu nao Zhu Shen Zhu Wei (yi) ba
A good doll who is never picky about food.
Sleep three strokes in the sun every day.
Never brush your teeth, never fight ~ ~ ~
Legend has it that your ancestor had eight rakes, and the fortune teller said that he hit peach blossoms.
I laugh and laugh when I see a beautiful girl.
No blushing, no fear
You look a lot like her.
A large/thick/oversized tongue
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Sorry, I have Lickitung.
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Say I love you, and I will be Lickitung.
Turn around and lean against the wall.
Stand at attention and start adjusting.
Say I love you ten thousand times.
Until you are satisfied.
Watch your language.
Blurred definition
Say I love you ten thousand times.
Until you are satisfied.
One two three four five six seven
Start counting down the results of confession
One more per minute.
The competitors are too crowded.
ㄅㄆㄇㄈㄐㄑㄒ
I can't read some words clearly.
You can say anything.
I just love you.
ㄅㄆㄇㄈㄉㄊㄋㄌ
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Sorry, I have Lickitung.
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Say I love you, and I will be Lickitung.
Turn around and lean against the wall.
Stand at attention and start adjusting.
Say I love you ten thousand times.
Until you are satisfied.
One two three four five six seven
Start counting down the results of confession
One more per minute.
The competitors are too crowded.
ㄅㄆㄇㄈㄐㄑㄒ
I can't read some words clearly.
You can say anything.
I just love you.
ㄅㄆㄇㄈㄉㄊㄋㄌ
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Sorry, I have Lickitung.
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Say I love you, and I will be Lickitung.
Sometimes I can't say it clearly.
Remember to clean your mouth.
ㄅㄆㄇㄈㄉㄊㄋㄌ
ㄍㄎㄏㄐㄑㄒ
ㄓㄔㄕㄖㄗㄘㄙ
ㄧㄨㄩㄚㄛㄜㄝ
ㄞㄟㄠㄡㄢㄣㄤㄥㄦ
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Sorry, I have Lickitung.
Tell me, tell me you love me.
I, I, I, I can't say it.
Keep talking
Say I love you, and I will be Lickitung.
Brother-in-law Furong
I am Furong's brother-in-law, and I cry day and night.
My wife is notorious. No, I also publish books.
I'm Furong's brother-in-law. I suffer day and night.
My wife is like a pig, and men are chasing her.
Think about how many people in bbs are waiting excitedly.
Imagine wandering outside the north gate of Tsinghua.
I should be content, I should be happy, I should set off firecrackers.
Without water, hibiscus is different. Love hugs me.
A man's boss is too young to be without a wife.
I am poor and crazy. I have no pursuit. I've never seen a woman before.
Wandering in the street, no one talks.
Sister Furong said I was cute and took me home.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, big brothers and sisters.
Please leave my sister Furong alone.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Do not reply again.
We are tired of this boring hype.
I am Furong's brother-in-law, and I cry day and night.
My wife is notorious. No, I also publish books.
I'm Furong's brother-in-law. I suffer day and night.
My wife is like a pig, and men are chasing her.
There was Huang Rong in ancient times, now there is Rollin Wang, and I have hibiscus.
They taught me to hide at home and practice martial arts secretly.
Rap part
She claims to be beautiful and looks like a frog.
Claiming to be twenty-eight, I think I have to add it.
Face, big nose, flat lips, thick ass, covered in meat.
Claiming that Tsinghua Peking University was so angry that both schools were cursing.
Always say you are as clear as water. Look at your thick thighs.
This figure is also called beauty. I think it's damn.
Claiming to be more talented, dancing with less hips.
He also said that his high level was originally intended to enrich himself.
This woman really hates dare to do anything.
Self-knowledge is very important, but she did it all.
Idiot media also interviewed that she was irresistible.
Calling yourself a star is dazzling. I think this is a complete shame.
Fox-a seductive woman
Lyrics: Lin Yifen's song: Cui Junying
Don't think I didn't notice you sneaking off to see her again.
Don't ask my advice. Your eyes are obviously haunted.
My warning is the last time.
If you don't behave yourself.
Get that fox out of my sight.
What's the matter, my big lady?
Don't flatter.
I'm going to have a cup of coffee.
A lot of lies
Don't answer the phone, don't look sad.
It depends on your performance.
Don't use this topic again.
One two three ho ..........
Fox, she's shameless and haunts me. Really annoying
Will it?
Woman: No matter who walks on the road, she always has one eye.
how
My warning is the last time.
If you want to break up, that's fine with me.
You'd better apologize quickly and stop pretending to be pathetic.
Stop threatening to break up.
Who's afraid of who?
Talking about foxes all day.
She's a bitch.
It's your narrow mind that reflects.
You are shameless
Still jealous that she is more beautiful than you, hehe.
One two three ho ....
Because you always make a fuss.
I doubt my innocence when I think about it.
You are ungrateful.
Gee, so every time I have dinner with friends, even boys.
I'm too lazy to talk about it. Do you think you should?
Strange, change it.
Maybe I'll stop being impatient.
Then I'll learn how to act like a spoiled brat.
Yi Zhao is full of ideas, so he is in a hurry to be reborn.
One two three oh
Performance: Oh yeah.
She thinks she is beautiful, and men will be heartbroken when they see her.
Has it
The more I watch it, the less I like it. Whose side are you on?
middle
My warning is the last time.
If you don't behave yourself.
Get that fox out of my sight.
Who will be tearing his hair out?
It's your bad luck
I just want to hit you directly.
You want to be beautiful!
Throw it into outer space and eat shit.
You pig eight quit
It's easier to be out of sight than clean.
Fox, fox, fox is really annoying.
Fox, fox, fox, get out of here
Fox, fox, I just don't like it.
Fox, fox, fox, I hate it most.
The wheat is broken again, the wheat is broken again.
The wheat is broken again, the wheat is broken again.
Wheat is broken again, wheat is broken again.
Speak, dig, find, baa and listen.
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