What about women in Tianjin?

Tianjin women are worse than men (reproduced)

Author: numb music

Ye Wen's special tip: Hehe ~ ~ ~ Don't hit me, two Tianjin girls are in their own jars! I just look interesting, bring it here for everyone to enjoy!

There are four monsters in Tianjin: three mosquitoes, a dish, four mice, a sack, and bricks can be bought.

Food, women are worse than men. Seriously, it's called oral literature, not fun.

Playing with Doby, the third sentence is about buying food by ticket. If you are busy, you need to leave.

Open it, find a brick and put it in line. No one will take your place, and the people behind you will still.

Will help you "move forward", of course, this belongs to the past continuous tense, while the other three sentences are still the present tense.

However, it is not difficult to understand that mice and mosquitoes are big. The fourth sentence is about women in Tianjin. Speaking of which,

Tianjin women don't blame us for being serious. Putting it in Tianjin men's mouth is called sissy, and the pronunciation is niá. okay

Ok, let's talk about this Tianjin bitch today.

Bitches in Tianjin can't be done casually. It was called "Little Play" more than ten years ago.

"Son", known as "gangster" in Mandarin, has a group of people watching the fight as soon as they walk down the street.

It was that woman who hit that man. On the contrary, if we say nothing else, then the sun rises in the west.

Tianjin woman opens her mouth and comes: "Mom"! Mom reads mà, reads, does-scolds. exist

No one in Tianjin is surprised that young, beautiful and gentle women scold the street. In our common saying,

He said, "I'll give you some meat to taste." The voice of an "old lady" was revealed.

Tianjin women are full of wildness and Jianghu spirit. The little girl of ten, five or six years old cried "Mom!

B, I'll kill you tomorrow. Can you believe it? ! "The word" mom "here is pronounced m m: pronounced ne.

Ng. Making a joke also annoyed Tianjin women: "You said, looking for a disease, right?" Don't want to live.

Try to tell me! "said the pronunciation of the word for si o. ..

The wildness and Jianghu spirit of Tianjin women were not developed overnight, but the history of "Kang"

During the prosperous times, many Tianjin people "ate this bowl of rice" because of salt dealers and grain dealers.

Yes, Tianjin has its own unique advantages. Haihe River Water Transport will transport grain from the south to the north in Beijing.

Throat, the distribution center of long reed salt. Even in the "green gang" forces, the Boxer Rebellion and the commercial movement.

Tianjin women have never been absent from the "escort" link, and they also like to shape that chivalrous demeanor.

Bones and the spirit of greenwood. At that time, there were naturally more women in Eight-Nation Alliance and Tianjin fooling around in foreign concessions.

A little more indignation, twenty percent more rudeness and a little more cunning. Tianjin men's "small fights"

"Zi" was basically eliminated by Li Hongzhang's influence at the earliest, and there are really more and more Tianjin women who are left unattended.

The more arrogant, the more reasonable. Seventeen or eight years ago, the public security in Tianjin was not as good as it is now.

However, at that time, you could search from house to house. There are several young women at home. You can find some muskets.

Come, of course, dare not search, unless you are a new foreigner who has never studied Tianjin women.

It's amazing. Once at the gate of a cinema, several outsiders took a fancy to the beauty of two girls, and then

Going up to chat up and wanting to eat a bowl of hot tofu, I saw one of the women wearing butterfly glasses reach out and pull open her jeans.

Zipper, a few foreign men don't understand, may be thinking: Tianjin women are really generous, just got on the bus.

I started to take off my pants in two and a half sentences. Understand the Tianjin people shouted to hide far away, to see that.

The woman took out a musket from her crotch and slammed it at one of the men's without saying anything.

Face, already can't distinguish to put on airs.

Don't think they are two female spies or black bosses, they are just ordinary people.

A good family. Everyone plays with guns. This is not surprising. Don't believe it. If there is a post-80s generation in your company now.

A female college graduate from Tianjin, do you ask her now who made her bleed? She will definitely report it.

Smile with your mouth open, then your neck is stiff and your chin is tilted: "That's nothing!" " "

Tianjin women are tacky, but what's wrong? Tianjin women themselves know that this is called reality.

We live a life, what ideals, what morality, what nobility? Tianjin woman straight: "Come on!"

Thank you! "Don't look at Tianjin women tacky you don't look at them, if you are with Tianjin women.

When people are in love, show their knowledge and taste in front of her, and she will turn around and tell them solemnly.

You: I don't understand what you said. I have to go back to the dictionary. Only Tianjin women can say that.

Tianjin women take their own affairs most. "You can do anything, but you can't wronged yourself."

I "Tianjin women keep up with fashion and trends, and love to eat, wear and dress up." Almost all my friends come from other places.

When I came to Tianjin, everyone said to me, "Why do women in Tianjin paint their mouths so red?" Yes, in the temple.

Door, pig's basin, big girl's lips, flaming clouds. That "big girl" refers to Tianjin women.

People.

Tianjin women don't have idols or stars, and the four kings of Na Ying in Faye Wong have all arrived.

Tianjin is their king, let them all talk nonsense. 1986 A group of people headed by a singer

In the performance in Malaysia, half the seats in the small theater were empty, and some people were sitting there watching.

Many companies buy tickets to give away. I don't know if it's because of embarrassment or loss,

That singer made many mistakes in that performance, but Tianjin women don't care about you, let's come.

If you entertain, you have to entertain us comfortably and entertain us 25 10. As a result, beverage bottles,

Bread, popsicles, ice cream and other items flew to the singer, and everything that could be thrown away was thrown away.

Unexpectedly, they took off their high heels and fell to pieces on the stage. They howled and put them on the stage like female wolves.

Measures of people boom, at that time, most of the beverage bottles are glass, it's a mess, a mess.

Most of the people in the bottle are women, and men in Tianjin are used to quarreling with each other.

Singers led by singers should know Tianjin women best. In fact, Tianjin women at that time.

As soon as people quit the Jianghu, their guns were dismantled and sealed up, and they had a good time. They didn't dismantle their guns before.

Under the care of the party, they went to the northwest in large numbers. Otherwise, that star will never appear again.

See someone's face.

Tianjin women are Tianjin women, whether they are wet behind the ears or in their eighties, you should scream.

Sister, I'm not used to calling others. I met a pupil and asked, "A child or a little girl or a little sister is here."

How to get to the persuasion field? "No, you have to call a' big sister', everything will do.

Besides treating themselves as things, the most important thing for Tianjin women is money.

Everything is gone. Tianjin women fall in love, and sisters meet without asking about love, people, hearts and mouths.

Is: "Did you go to their house? How much is it? " This is what sisters are most concerned about. The "many" here

"Less" refers to economic problems, which is called giving gifts. The first time I go to the man's house, the man's parents must

In the past, 1.2 million was not too small, but now 8. 1 100 million is not too much. Give more and give less.

It's not about money. It is difficult for Tianjin women to measure their weight in men's hearts with this.

Listen a little, then you have to calculate: "How much is a catty?" You can't expect Tianjin women to make a decision on this issue.

Compassion, understanding and concession, if you can't do it, blow it. Speaking of which, we are reasonable: "I only give a little,

Sisters asked me what to say together. How can I look up? You take me too much.

Nothing! "

This is a Tianjin woman, a Tianjin woman that others cannot understand. Tianjin women are unrestrained, but also very empty.

Rong. The plot of Tianjin women getting married is like this. The man sent the agreed "bride price" in advance, which was shared equally.

The average family is around 50 thousand. If they are corrupt and make a windfall, they can send cars to luxury houses.

It is normal to give1800,000 again. Anyway, this is the only mode, saying it's a "lottery"

Gifts ",the consumption of this money can be like this: all the things used to buy the wedding, buy new ones.

Room, empty box back to the woman's house, why? There is also a procedure called "dowry" and marriage.

The day before, the man came to the car and put these color TV refrigerators and washing machines with happy words on them.

Air conditioner, microwave oven, etc. It's all loaded with one car, two cars, three cars and four cars. It is so beautiful and magnificent, but it's all in it.

Empty, all these empty boxes are brought back to the new house, nominally the bride's dowry ... just that little money.

It's interesting to order something and toss it around. Both sides are decent, and there are many women in Tianjin.

Smart. In fact, Tianjin women also understand that everyone knows that it is empty, but people are folded like this.

Teng, come to my house and stop messing around. We "have a variety of noodles!" "

This is a Tianjin woman, a Tianjin woman that others will never understand. In fact, Tianjin also belongs to

In an immigrant city, there are not many serious and old people, neither new immigrants nor old immigrants.

If you want to change Tianjin women, you will only be changed by Tianjin women. Into the hometown of Tianjin women, you

According to the customs of Tianjin women, otherwise the sisters will have a tacit understanding without discussing or summarizing.

You are unlucky everywhere, and you hit a wall everywhere. Bottom line: If you don't "practice", you will be sorry for the Party, right?

Organize.