Ode to Joy 2 Bao Xiao's golden sentence of picking up girls in Shuoyang

1, everything has an end, and no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

2. A good friend is like a hot spring. If you lie in it stiffly, every nerve will be awakened by happiness slowly.

If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem, but if everyone ignores you, we should look for the problem from our own perspective. Don't just think from your own point of view, no matter how bad your mood is, you should learn to exercise restraint. Don't hurt people who care about you easily. No one is easy, and no one has the obligation to grieve with you.

Sure enough, the world looks at the face, and ugly women hit the wall everywhere.

5, two women of similar age are in front of you, one is beautiful as a fox, the other is rich, the dowry is rich, and the other is a returnee. The other one, a woman without a foreign household registration, has nothing and looks average. You are a man, which one do you choose?

6. She is as thin as a human. No matter how many layers of sponge she wears, she doesn't necessarily have breasts.

7. If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem. If a group of people ignore you, you must find the reason from yourself. Think from each other's point of view, no one has the obligation to take care of you!

8. Living on the first floor, people drive luxury cars and we squeeze the subway.

9. The workplace is like rivers and lakes. There are rules in rivers and lakes and principles in the workplace. If you don't understand the rules, you will only be eliminated. Sometimes being young is not an advantage.

10, thirty years old, no savings.

1 1, we are eager to be as successful as Andy, but we may not be able to make the same efforts as Xiaoqu; We want to live as casually as a ditty, but we can only exercise restraint as customs clearance. We want to have a good family temperament like Guan Guan, but we can only be as hot as a small earthworm when things happen; We wish we could be as simple and direct as a little earthworm, but we often think too much like Sister Fan. We want to learn from Sister Fan's understanding, but we are always more like Andy who is unsociable.

12. Being proactive is a good thing. The most important thing is to find out what you want and where the bottom line is.

13. If a boy is sincere, the invitation information should be sent at an appropriate time in advance. Give you time to think, how to choose late at night? If a boy is not handsome, do you think it is a kind of sexual harassment to send such a text message? If so, please treat them equally. No matter how handsome a boy sends such a message, it is sexual harassment.

14, always strive for the world with the same hobby, not with fools.

15. In this world, no one's ass is clean, and there are more or less things to deal with. No one is pure. What all Jianghu people hate most is people who don't know the rules. Xiaoqiu, you are the one who doesn't know the rules. You are so rude that you killed your host with a stick, which is the last thing your manager wants to see.

16, even if love is reflected in spirit, roses always have something to reflect.

17, if you work for a living, how can you give up your life for work?

18, is he still a potential stock? Almost forty, still a potential stock. It's too hidden. At this rate, it is estimated that there is still potential in 50 or 60 years. Whoever buys is bound to become a shareholder.

19, naughty is naughty, and character is character. Good girls have to be able to afford it and put it down, treating men as clothes, while love rat just sells goods.

20, we girls from other places, work is the only dependence, and we must never take risks on men who have no future.

2 1. Love between men and women is like a game between two armies. If you invest too much, you will get hurt easily. Be conservative, the initiative is in your own hands.

22. Two women of similar age are in front of you. One is a beautiful woman like a fox, the other is a rich returnee, and the other is a city person. It is very practical.

23. The first rule of Jianghu is that everyone has a handle, and Jianghu people hate people who don't know the rules.

My monthly salary is so small that I can't survive in a place like Shanghai at all.

25. All good things must come to an end. Remember, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

26. All endings are doomed at the moment you meet the person you love. You can't master everything, and it's no use using means. These are all side issues, which are irrelevant.

27. Everything between girlfriends can be unreserved, only men can't share it.

28. You don't need to know who I am, you just need to know that I am the owner of 220 1.

29. Instead of criticizing others at the highest point of morality, ask yourself first! If the other party is guilty, you are not guilty! No one is perfect, we can have different opinions in our hearts, but we have no right to throw stones at others!

30. All good things must come to an end. Remember, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

3 1, the second rule of Jianghu, people with dirty bottoms hate people who can't control their mouths.

32. You can get married in a rented house, have a baby without a hukou, and can't afford a nanny. Either your husband quarrels with your mother all day, or you quarrel with your mother-in-law. Life flies like a dog, and eventually you will become a yellow-faced woman.

33. Life is like this. No matter how hard it is, you have to grit your teeth and get through it.

34. Spring has come, and it's time for animals to mate. -"ode to joy"

35. What's the use of being handsome? Can he eat as a vegetable, as a meal, or go out to earn money? It can fool you little girls, too If you really get married, it is basically equivalent to suicide.

Classical Quotations and Golden Sentences of Confucius in Ode to Joy

1. Love comes too fast and goes too fast. Only pork rolls are eternal. Never give up making money for a chance to meet a handsome guy.

2. When someone hits my left face, I lift my right face, which is a fool's job.

Always compete with peers, not fools.

4. Every time you fall in love, it lasts forever. Not getting married is failure. Are you tired? Falling in love is seeing the right eye, and it thunders. Instead of thinking about the east and the west there, it is better to kiss and hug, so as to know your true feelings. The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't hesitate if you like it. Falling in love is falling in love. There are so many restrictions.

That's because I know what I want, what I don't want, what I can afford, what I can't afford, what I can afford and what I can put down.

What happened? Does he have a girlfriend or not?

7. Man, when you are in love, the little bad you hide will definitely become a big bad after marriage; When you are in love, the advantages brought out like a baby will definitely shrink after marriage.

8. What do people rely on to wander the rivers and lakes? It is loyalty.

9. What are restrictions? The woodcutter thought that the emperor was carrying a gold pole.

10. He is a bitch. I am very happy. Do you care?

1 1. My dad always said that we should always compete with our peers, not * * * fools who say shortcomings.

12. I tell you, my dad has been chanting tricks all his life, which is the most useful for you. Being a real man is the most tiring. For example, you (Guan Yuer); Being a prude makes people around you the most tired. For example, Sister Fan; Being a man is not serious, but as long as you have real skills, people say it is true temperament. Like Andy.

13. My small company can't afford to keep idle people. If you do well, you are a bodhisattva. I promise to provide you with good food and drinks. If you don't do a good job, I will fire you even if you work overtime until ten o'clock every night.

14. What is a demon? Goblins just don't take the usual path.

15. You must impress a bully!

Fan's Ode to Joy

1. Xiaomei met a male college student. Qiu Yingying asked him if he could come and sit together, but Xiaomei refused.

"Everything between girlfriends can be unreserved, and only men can't share it."

2. The little earthworm decided to move in with her boyfriend and reluctantly passed the customs. He said that when I graduated from college, my roommates cried, but when I grew up, my heart faded. Fan Xiaomei:

"All good things must come to an end. No one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself. "

3. Fan gave Guan Juer a lesson:

"We girls from other places, work is the only dependence, and we must never take risks on men who have no future."

4. In the middle of the night, I received an invitation message from Bai, and Guan Juer, who was in her early twenties, looked envious and thought that they were lovers. But Xiaomei hit the nail on the head:

"If the heart is sincere, the invitation message should be sent at an appropriate time in advance, giving the girl a time to think reserved. How could she choose late at night?

Secondly, if an ugly white supervisor sends such a text message, do you think it is a kind of sexual harassment?

Then please treat everyone equally. No matter how handsome the white supervisor sends this kind of text message, it is sexual harassment. "

5. Handsome, really handsome, a big man of 1.8 meters, legs all below the waist ... What's the use, can you eat as a dish, can you eat as a meal, or can you go out to earn money? It can fool you little girls, too If you really get married, it is basically equivalent to suicide.