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Positive energy says, what are we working so hard for?
3. Why do girls work hard to make money? Otherwise, when someone gives you a red envelope of 520, you still think you have met love.
4. Try to make money, only for what you want and what your parents want.
5, a monthly salary of 4,000, not enough to eat, not hungry, trying to make money, that is, when brothers and sisters give their parents good wine and food, they can buy some small gifts of fruit instead of taking things from home.
This is what I've always wanted to do. Today, my mother said, wait until you have children. I said how many years ~ life!
7. Can you be more narcissistic? No way, how can this sense of self catch up with the second brother?
8. Your liking is too superficial. I forget it after drinking. I gave up after quarreling.
9. I said goodbye, I was the last one to cry. I can't forget it. hey
10 but I really can't let it go. I've been thinking that if I hadn't been so unreasonable, everything would have been different, and at least I could be friends.
1 1, a little brother teased me. I told him that I was a very powerful woman and didn't need a boyfriend. Then he touched my head and women would be spoiled by me.
12, cherish all encounters and respect all losses.
13, people who want to grow old together, no matter how noisy, will find their own footsteps and get back together soon. People who don't want to go on will take the opportunity to find an excuse and slip away after a little awkwardness.
14 However, the absent-minded people, the people in the theater and the vulnerable people all want to use all their strength until they are completely desperate. After the pain broke their hearts, they hid with a broken heart to heal, because they finally consumed all their self-esteem and strength, but they did not regret it, because they had tried their best.
15, we may have loved each other very much, but it is the best respect for each other not to disturb each other after breaking up. It took me a long time to understand this and see through it.
16, he has someone else, but I can't live better. I don't know when I can put it down. It has been a whole year.
17, men are not big pig feet, but male pig feet. . . Roaring. . Male pork knuckle
18, may we be kind, gentle and brave, and love others without hurting ourselves.
19, divide and combine, combine and divide again, just to delay the end time. If two people break up after being together for some reason, and then get together again because they don't want to or for other reasons, then congratulations. Under normal circumstances, you will make the same mistake again, and this time or even the next time you break up for the same reason as last time.
20. Breaking up is easy to say, but the days of healing after breaking up are not easy. I liked it at first, then I got used to it, but I had to face the loss. People are not afraid of not getting it, but of getting it and losing it.
What made you lovelorn?
1. Both of them have their own personalities, and they are both stiff, and in the end neither of them takes the initiative.
2. because it is not suitable. Is really the worst reason.
He said he didn't, and then I found out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend.
He didn't say anything. He didn't even know why he broke up with me.
He doesn't love me enough to let go of his first love.
6. I feel that I can't find the feeling of loving someone so hard anymore.
I have seen him love me, so I know he doesn't love me so much. So I let go and left him alone.
8. Incorrect family and family conflicts.
9. Because I started to love, he didn't.
10. Probably because the weather was bad, the wind was too strong and the porridge was too hot that day, I got up late.
1 1. One and a half years together, three days of small quarrels and five days of big quarrels. We broke up after the last three disagreements. But I still love him.
12. He said that I was too close to him and didn't give him personal space. Said his love for me had run out. All I know is that he doesn't love me enough.
13. Sudden cold violence.
14. Because I broke up with him on impulse, I really broke up. I tried my best to keep it, but it was useless. He said we couldn't. But I want to start over with him.
15. He said that I have changed, becoming more and more unreasonable and haggling over every ounce.
16. In the final analysis, one person leaves another person because he doesn't love enough. I said leave first. But he never looked for me again.
17. She went to the south to find her first love. Now that she is married to her first love, she is going to have a baby. Later, I remembered that I only passed her once.
18. Because of his ex-girlfriend, he may love me, but he loves his ex-girlfriend more.
19. There is a lyric that is very suitable. Since I can't move you, I'll let myself go.
20. We are all waiting for each other to take the initiative.
2 1. He said that I thought too much of him, and I thought too little of myself. Such love is unequal. But liking someone is just to be nice to him.
22. When two people pretend as if nothing has happened, she won't say anything, and I will play dumb.
23. hot and cold.
24. The biggest problem is not being at home. If you don't like it, you don't like it. In my opinion, all the problems are just not enough love. Considering his indifference now, it seems that he has never loved me.
25. She's fine. I am not mature enough. When I grow up, she won't like me.
26. In a fit of pique, we broke up and failed to recover. He said he was tired, didn't like it and wanted to break up.
27. Because two people who clearly love each other began to say things against their will because of the distance, because suspicion began to test each other, and they began to remind each other of the relationship between men and women in the quarrel, and gradually got bored and let go of each other.
I broke up with him because I realized that it was impossible for us. Fortunately, he agreed easily, probably waiting for me to say it, so that I could continue to cry with the next girl about how miserable I was, and then be with others.
What made you choose your present university?
1. Because of poor grades.
2. Because the sun and the moon are shining, Dan Fudan Xi! Well, it's actually because I was admitted in advance.
3. Because I couldn't go to either of the two I wanted to go to, I wanted to go to the second B-form preparatory course, and then A volunteered very high, and then I was admitted as the first volunteer.
4. I heard that Tsinghua University ranked first among universities in LOL, so I reported it at that time.
Because he is waiting for me at this school.
6. Because of my favorite major, because I am keen on broadcasting host, because I want to be a very good and soulful host.
7. Undergraduate course is because this is the best school I can choose. If you have to go to Shanghai for graduate study, it is because there is no winter there and the color of the sea is beautiful. No, it's so beautiful.
8. That year, Peking University gave our school a walking quota. But I didn't choose to go to Peking University. On the one hand, I don't like the rhythm of Beijing, on the other hand. I'm not the one who was left.
9. Because of fate, I did badly in the exam that year. That year, its score suddenly dropped, and I just went in.
10. Because the dormitory has air conditioning and TV.
1 1. It's not because the score failed to get into Tsinghua Peking University.
12. There is no school you don't want to go to, only the grades you can't go to.
13. Because Shanghai has a fast internet speed.
14. You are crazy.
15. Choose a good university! First-tier cities are fast!
16. Southerners wanted to see the snow, so they reported it to Harbin. Now they are tired of seeing it in winter.
17. I didn't do well in the exam, but now I have no regrets and am proud of my choice
18. I have been thinking about whether to report to Tsinghua or Beitou, but I have to stay at home in the end.
19. I wrote one casually because I was not careful. I don't want to come. This one, I won the lottery.
20. I thought I could see many stars in Changsha.
2 1. Because Zhu Yilong is from Wuhan, she wants to enter Wuhan University.
22. The male-female ratio is 3:7.
23. If you don't get good grades, you won't choose what you want, and you will look down on what you choose. Just be smart. When you fill in your volunteers, choose one from the southeast and northwest, accept your fate, and the result is clearly arranged.
24. I really want to learn Portuguese well, because Cristiano Ronaldo.
25. Because I read a novel that I crossed before the exam, I felt that Chinese medicine was very powerful, and I thought that I would have a craft after crossing it!
26. Because I like watching the sea, I filled in Xiamen and liked Xiamen University, so I filled in the school next to it.
27. Someone asked me to go to a school, but she tricked me into going. She didn't survive.
28. I only know that when my parents asked me to choose my current school, my parents were very relieved because they were all women.
29. Where is it? If you don't go, Tsinghua won't accept me.
Laughing is better than crying, because others don't understand why you laugh.
If you can't learn anything from the past, there is no real past in the past.
2. A person who has done something for you that moves you may not really love you. For example, he (she) walks a few streets in the morning to buy you soybean milk fried dough sticks, such as giving you 99 roses on Valentine's Day. People who really love you will do countless little things for you every day, for decades, such as tucking you in on a winter night, calling you after going out to ask if you have arrived, pouring you a cup of hot water when you are sick, cooking for you when you get home, and so on. It has become his (her) habit to be nice to you silently. Such a person is the one who really loves you.
Third, Jimmy's "A Flower in My Heart Every Day": I always feel a little scared when I am happy. I shed tears of excitement when I laughed heartily. I can't believe in pure happiness, and I am uneasy about the bullying of life.
Fourth, people should be persistent, but never paranoid. There are many things in the world that cannot be changed. We should learn to change everything that can be changed and adapt to everything that cannot be changed. It's hard to change the world, but it's easier to change yourself. Since it is difficult to change the world, change yourself. In the journey of life, we should be wise in life and have perseverance and wisdom in doing things.
5. Love is really short. Fireworks are the most beautiful and true metaphor. It just screamed into the sky, then became a habit, and finally became a family. The painful feeling after lovelorn is because you can't get rid of a habit and refuse the most primitive family relationship.
6. Today you offend me, tomorrow you will perish! Always showing off when you talk empty words, bitch. Stay with me. I am me, different colors of fire. I'm not my period. I can come whenever I want!
Laughing is better than crying, because others don't understand why you laugh!
Eight, everyone will stick to their beliefs. In others' eyes, it is a waste of time, but he thinks it is very important.
Nine, when people are always depressed, love is also a very heavy thing. However, you can think about your parents and brothers and look up at the stars and the moon at night. God didn't create this world so that everyone could live only for love. Why not for the sun and the moon? Breathe the air twice and the low tide will pass. Thirty years later, it will be ridiculous to think of dying for love. Yi Shu
10. I like you in a hundred ways. Is this a playboy? If there is a kind of love called letting go, then there will be no love after letting go. There is such a person, you know he is not good to you, but you still like him very much.
Zhong Lifeng's Sadness: Your silence must be heard by others, but your scream can be silent.
Hum your love songs will hurt, reading your letters will hurt, and even silence will hurt. I'm full of foul language, and my mouth is not forgiving. If I don't protect myself, who will?
Thirteen, one year after marriage is a hurdle. Generally speaking, a marriage can be seen one year after marriage.
Fourteen, when in love, some people will have the illusion that I can't live without him or her. In fact, whoever loses him or her can live. If we break up, we will find that the world will go around without him or her, everything will be fine, and even we will be happier.
15. Paradise Lost by Junichi Watanabe: Is love incredible or a kind of fate?
Sixteen, for disadvantaged women, gossip is equivalent to romance; For a strong woman, gossip equals charm. Although men can't continue to be pursued after marriage, men's sense of accomplishment sometimes comes from knowing that this excellent woman is admired by many people at the same time, but she only has a crush on her own dog tail grass. Having said that, unless you make yourself good enough, an ordinary woman likes to have an affair, and everyone knows that she just doesn't know the rules.
Sometimes, we sit down in the sun and listen to our inner voice, and find that we still don't want to grow up.
18. Even if your wife often kneels and rubs the washboard for you at home, don't embarrass him in front of his relatives, colleagues and friends. Even if she gnashes her teeth and smiles like a peach blossom, she will end up miserable.
Life always laughs at us for being too young, but we don't get old easily. Some people always think that when we get old, we will mature. In fact, getting old does not mean maturity. It's only your appearance that gets old, but your childish heart doesn't.
Twenty, Zhang Ailing's Love in a Fallen City: If you knew me in the past, maybe you will forgive me now.
I love watching the sunset in the wilderness, listening to the direction of the wind, forgetting everything that has nothing to do with me and growing like a tree.
Twenty-two, must be hot, even boiling, in order to blend.
There is no fixed road in life, but it is an impermanent road. It is really hard to understand to accept everything suddenly and blankly. You might as well send it back to live. This is another way of life. Give your troubles a hope and let them go.
24. Don't think that your marriage has double insurance just because you got a certificate with him and gave birth to a child. On the contrary, from the moment you get the certificate with him, you have depreciated in his heart. As for having children, it was just the beginning of his boredom with complicated family life.
Twenty-five, at home, there is only one place where you can't quarrel, and other places can quarrel, and that is the bed. Never bring your grievances to bed, and never try to punish a man with refusal in bed, otherwise your intestines will regret in the future.
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