I can't go home during the Spring Festival.

1. If two people want to be happy together, one of them must play rascal first.

2. Chat, just chat, send a message, and I will go back; Chat, just chat, send a message, how to reply? Chat, just chat, send a uh-huh, how can I reply? Just chat, have a good chat, send me a message, and you fucking let me reply!

I thought I could have you by making you laugh, but I didn't expect you to fall in love with someone who made you cry.

4. "We will protect our mother together in the future!" "good!"

There is such a person in everyone's heart, no longer a lover or a friend. As time goes by, whether you like it or not, you will always get used to thinking of you, and then I hope you are all right!

6. Every time I withdraw money from the ATM, it's 100. The ATM sounds like it's going to give me tens of thousands of dollars. . .

7. We are strangers, so I am cold; We know each other, so I am a warm god; I want to know you, so I am very funny; We know each other too well, so I got snake sperm disease.