A classic that belongs to the post-9 s. Tell me funny.

1. I can be spoiled, but that person hasn't appeared yet.

2. How many people told you that you can't live without you, and then where are they?

3. It turns out that love is not a pursuit of possession, but I always want to possess you

4. Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things.

5. execution does not talk about if, only about results.

6. You will be a great beauty one day.

7. Happiness, not Cao Cao, comes as you say.

8. Please turn on the light if you want to marry someone you love deeply.

9. Everyone's heart is a battlefield full of corpses.

1. Maybe one day you will approach me and feel sorry for me

11. Love and love, and those will get used to it.

12. Some people cheat all their lives, while others cheat a person all their lives.

13. No matter how strong and powerful I become, you are still my soft spot. If you move lightly, crack day will collapse.

14. Happiness is not Cao Cao, but when you say it, you will arrive.

15. I'm glad that I can meet you, my love, among the hundreds of millions of people.

16. Happiness is not the talk of Cao Cao.

17. How can you admit defeat if you are born proud!

18. There are a group of lovely grass mud horses on the other side of the mountain.

19. I can spoil you or change you.

2. Except for the third party, all the reasons for breaking up are bullshit.

21. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

22. How mean a person must be to be worthy of you.

23. Don't fall in love with me. You are hypocritical. Let's get married if you can.

24. If a man loves you, he can do whatever he wants. If he doesn't love you, even dying for him feels that you are redundant.

25. Please don't judge me with your ignorance.

26. if you don't send a message, you really think I'm a man!

27. People who like me, I will also love you well; I can't help people who don't like me. After all, I'm not omnipotent and can't be loved by everyone.

28. Those who slander me behind my back, I want to tell you that I am not your parents, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

29. The world is so big, there is only one me, so you should cherish it.

3. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

31. I am really happy with your company.

32. Remember that you are a woman, and then, fight like a man.

33. As long as you are by my side, all the gossip is completely ignored.

34.-Sometimes you take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing in others' eyes.

35. The zipper of the female teacher's pants opened during the lecture, and a girl reminded: Teacher, you left the door open! The teacher waved his hand: never mind, the dean will come to visit later.

36. Happiness, not Cao Cao, comes to the point.

37. Scholars hide in the Internet to wait for beautiful women; The complexity of avoiding the world makes me speechless all day.

38. I am always alone when I am sad.

39. A kind of love once lived in my heart and accompanied me through many silent cries.

4. Ah, why is there a shoe here? I'm sorry, there is also a classic old terrier who is born after 9 years on your foot.

1. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save Li Min, I can harm the whole people.

2. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word silently: "Fried"

. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

4. Part I: Attacking Virtue Without Limits; Part II: Endless criticism: The sea of corruption is boundless.

5. A virgin is precious, but a mature woman is more expensive. If a rich woman is here, you can leave the two behind.

6. If I'm not married after many years, remember to call your child. It may be the driver

8. Recently, he has been habitually cheating a person

9. If you answer or not, the phone is there. Give me a shake

1. Don't make me despise you. Use your skills to make me fall in love with you

11. Creditor, the person who will not abandon you even if you are bankrupt

12. Please put me. I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

14. Have you ever tried to twist Oreo? It won't open at all.

15. You have to carry your dreams and taste your tears.

16. I try to be strong and never give up, and swallow all my grievances.

17. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.

I want to cry when I see you

19. Teacher, something bad happened, and the homework turned into a butterfly and flew away

2. In fact, he didn't like you that much, otherwise he wouldn't have chosen to leave you

21. Water is everything to fish, but fish is not everything to anyone

22. The good thing is that there is WIFI now, but the bad thing is that there is no password

23. What's the reason why I don't make progress?

24. It hurts my self-esteem to be laughed at after being cried by the same person.

25. I don't accept gifts this Christmas, but only accept Christmas fruits.

26. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, Oh, McGonagall! It was all dark ...

27. Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but I didn't admit it, so they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical.

28. Confucius said: I don't sleep at noon, but I collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius was right.

29. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

3. Finally, I know why I have to wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

31. God! If there is no way to make me thinner, make my friends fatter.

32. You don't have a doctor's license, so why can you say I'm crazy?

33. I said how long you can love me, and you said how long I can live. Are you dead now?

34. Chew instant noodles and think of it as you. Since I can't get you, I'll chew you to death. < P > It's the most dazzling national style to make a big noise

37. If you regard me as a game, I will kill you

38. If one day you can't contact me, then I must be frozen to death, frozen to death

39. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes smoothly, You just hung up

4. I haven't seen Conan for a long time. I don't know when Naruto will become One Piece.

41. Give me a support point, and I can pry you up and then fall to your death.

42. My life creed is: live as a grandson for decades, until you become a grandfather, and then die.

43. You said that you can't live without me in your spatial dynamics. Always impulsive, which means you don't know life yet.

45. The boy is really crazy, and his breath is louder than athlete's foot.

46. I really want to stay in your heart all my life, and I am willing to suffocate.

47. Looking at the face of the head teacher makes Russia have the urge to drop out of school. How can I talk about studying?

48. You can leave whenever you want. You regard my heart as a hotel. Winter vacation homework is always there, increasing or decreasing

5, and there are always endless wedding scenes, as if wishing a sentence of "Watch your husband" and talking about it in a crazy and domineering way

1. I love school, but I don't like classes, and I don't like homework.

2. The stool looks forward to the toilet, but it is mercilessly thrown into the toilet by the ass.

3. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!

4. I think the earth is dangerous, and I miss Mars.

5. if you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't be brave after dark.

6. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

7. I really don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife!

8. I don't know Wu Bai well, but his brother 25 knows me well. Classic sentence

9. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

1. learn not to be angry first, and then learn to annoy people.

11. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose the beautiful one and marry it.

12. You seem to have a personality. You are not tall and your personality is still so bad.

13. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

14. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.

15. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

16. There is no cow dung in the end of the world, so why unrequited love for a lump of shit?

17. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

18. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

19. Some people are so tender that they come out when they pinch, but I'm so timid that my nose bubbles when I pinch.

2. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

21. I didn't say that you are shameless, I said that you are shameless.

22. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in public toilets.

23. You said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

24. Obama, do you remember that little bin Laden by Daming Lake?

25. if you don't let go of your fart, you will suffocate your heart. Don't push hard, exercise. Classic funny quotations from the post-9s generation

1. Women like to watch the waves in the sea, so men are not the waves.

2. stand up when you fall, change your posture and then fall down.

3. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

4. everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

5. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones, because laughing will hang up the phone.

6. oh, I'll go. you're so busy that you have to go to the toilet yourself.

7. It's the same as monasticism, but the difference is that you practice the right path and I practice the bystander path.

8. Don't accuse me of typos in the future. This is anti-counterfeiting technology.

9. Good women never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.

1. A simple life is a gorgeous adventure.

11. Why prove anything to people who are not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

12. A woman who is not good to me, curse you for being sucked dry by Hu Shubao.

13. Looking at the people who are locked out, are they lost or are we winning?

14. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

15. It is said that handsome men are unreliable, so why are many single people not handsome?

16. You can cross the same boat after a hundred years, and you can get the bunk bed after a thousand years.

17. The mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I should be fat for the winter.

18. I was so happy when I saw the news that you were lovelorn that there was a big earthquake in Japan.

19. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

2. It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to see God.

21. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

22. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become your last words.

23. Will you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you spoke.

24. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off the good students' grades?

25. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

26. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

27. I want to earn a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.

28. If I wear red underwear, I'm Superman. If I wear black underwear, I'm not Batman.

29. What's so strange about being thin? I was thin once, but have you ever been fat?

3. Every time someone says I'm ugly, I feel sad. I'm blind at a young age.

31. I grow black because I don't want to live my life in vain.

32. There is really no coat like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put books in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

33. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I will eat by my mouth.

34. I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I also found the sow very beautiful recently.

35. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Look at your face from a distance, as if you were close at hand."

36. You never know which of your best friends will be the next Wechat business.

37. It's so windy outside that I'm so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. What a shame.

38. When you are young, you should try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are unattractive, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

39. Women should be kind to themselves, or once you are exhausted, someone will sleep with your man.

4. Friends are like quilts. What really warms you is your own body temperature.

41. Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat my food and drink mine?

42. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

43. Do you have to go to the toilet and wholesale it together? Don't be so obvious!

44. I want to sleep in class, eat while sleeping, and read while eating. Alas, I am anxious for you!

45. Failure is success.