Dirty and vulgar love words

1. Are you home? No, without you, no place is home.

I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.

Girl, I have an ancestral chromosome that I want to give you!

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

5. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

You know my depth, and I know your length.

7. You are good at holding dolls. Not so good. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

8. Why did you hurt me? I made you like you so much.

9. Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

10. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

1 1. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.

12. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

13. Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

14. There are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

15. Although we are not familiar with it yet, I believe we will be familiar with it without clothes in the future.

16. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

17. I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

18. Let's change our names. My name is hoe and your name is noon.

19. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

20. I miss you so much that the plane takes off so loudly.

2 1. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving heart

23. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

24. I am looking for a letter. What is your WeChat?

25. I feel that life is short and sweet when I meet you.

26. Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my type.

27. Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind.

28. Do you know what kind of wine I like? What wine and your everlasting?

29. Do you know how to eat this dish best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

30. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

3 1. Guess what uniform I like, I'm subdued by you.

32. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

I really like everyone.

34. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

35. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

A simple love story

1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

Brother, did you drop this brick?

3. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

7. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

8. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, and I am the melon.

10. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

1 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

12. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

13. Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

You look like my boyfriend.

15. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

16. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

17. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find her favorite.

18. If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

19.30 The firecrackers were not as loud as I expected.

20. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

2 1. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

22. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

23. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

24. I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

I have put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

26. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

27. I missed you so much that the plane took off so loudly.

28. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving heart

3 1. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

32. I am a little afraid of you because I am afraid of my wife.

33. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

34. I have gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

35. Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my type.

36. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.

Love stories with local flavor

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?

Congratulations, you have WIFI now.

5. Why can I only hug you?

6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.

7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.

1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.

12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

17. Do you know what my weakness is?

18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.

22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.

23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.

24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.

You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.

I don't like you very much.

37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?

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1, my mind is very small, so I can only hold you!

2. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

3. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

5. Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork? I like your pride.

6. You must have died, otherwise how could you be the perfect score in my heart?

7. Why did you hurt me? What happened? I like you so much.

What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart

9. What does the lover see? Stone? No, you.

10. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

1 1, can I carry you? Why did you go behind my back? Because you are all I have.

12, the circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

13, I'm looking for horses. What horse? Your micro signal.

14, do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

I'm as sure as a gun. Why? No kissing.

16, do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

17, guess what constellation I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

18, you look like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

19, you hate being likable, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

20. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

2 1, guess where my heart is? Left? Wrong, on your side.

22. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

23. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

25. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

26. I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

27. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

28. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

29. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

30. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

3 1, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me

May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

33. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

34. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

35. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting?

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

37. Sorry. You should never say sorry to me.

38. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

39. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

40. Guess what I want to drink? I don't know. I want to protect you.

4 1, do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

42. Good night. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night

43. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

44. Are you tired? Not tired. But you've been running in my heart all day.

45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

46. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

47. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

48. You have something on your face. What is this? A little handsome

50. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

5 1 Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

53. Smile at me. How can I sleep at night if you don't smile at me?

54. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

55. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

57. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

58. Guess what I want to eat? I don't know. Watching you in a daze.

59. I am a lovely girl. Hmm? You are very cute.

60. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

6 1, I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Huh? Look at the phone when it's black.

62. Has my order not come yet? What is it, our future?

I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

64. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

66. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

67. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

68. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

69. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? My weakness is you.