Diaosi's unique funny personality, talk about 50 collections.

1, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Never feel that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

3. Does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?

Since childhood, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

5, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

6. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

8. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

9. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

10, I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

1 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

12, it turns out that loving someone is determined by fate, not by you.

13, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

14, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

15. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

16, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

17. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

18, some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people owe people toothache.

19, Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, I can't stand the test!"

20. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two, and I'm done.

22. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

23. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

24, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

26. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and yawned. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

28. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and there are more bells in class than anxiety.

29. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

3 1, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

32. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

33. I am fat and ugly. If you are fat, you are uglier than me.

34. Live proudly, so be a strong bitch.

You savage, you will never understand my gentleness.

36, looking for a husband's standard, giving face and doing good deeds.

37. If someone scolds you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

38.a: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you're not

39. Is beauty useful? Can I swipe my card at the bank?

40, bragging is so fresh and refined, you are really amazing.

4 1, my friend, you are really a natural beauty, it is simply beautiful.

42. You dress cool, but you look terrible.

43. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

44, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

45. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

46. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

47. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

48. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

49. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

50. Go straight until there is nothing left.

On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

1, I want love: either don't start or live forever.

People always fall in love with the old road when they take a new road.

3. There are right and wrong people in right and wrong places, and there are favorite people's things in right and wrong places, but they are not there.

At that time, I downloaded you to my disk, and now I want to delete it, but I am told that "this file cannot be deleted normally".

5, the heart is the biggest liar, others can lie to you for a while, but will lie to you for a lifetime.

Dear, don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think of what I shouldn't think.

7. Learning to be tolerant is the biggest winner in love.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Meet the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

10, it doesn't matter if I'm here or not, does it?

1 1. The world of Russia and Germany is just your heart.

12, home is a place to talk, not to reason.

13, I may not like you because of your looks, but I dare not like you because of my looks.

14, every time I come, my personality is to add flowers to you, and there is a person I love.

15, my world is just your heart.

16, it's June again, and the graduates miss the days when they have to leave.

17, once held the sweetness of Iraqi hands,

18, good night, these two simple words, who can tell me that I will never land.

19, falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

20. There are two things in the world that you can't choose: life and love. There are two things in the world that are inevitable, and love is dead.

2 1, I love you, I love you, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, it's a joke.

22. One worships the sky and the other worships the ground, whether to get married or go to the grave.

23. Women are generally afraid of men, but they don't like men when they go to bed.

24. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

25. Is the beginning of life inherently good? That was over a thousand years ago.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

27. If you don't work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

29. Every time "Princess Huanzhu" is shown on Mango Taiwan, I know that summer vacation is coming.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

3 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

32. Making up notes every day is my motivation to stay up late.

33. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexiness.

The sun is shining in the sky, and flowers smile at me. You can't tell me.

35. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad replied: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

36. The beginning of love is to make the best preparation for future marriage.

37. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

38. On the way to pretend to be B, the child became NB SB.

She said to me: You are very lucky. I said to her: you are distressed.

40. I am waiting for you to tell me that you will give me all your love.

50 exclusive diaosi personality talking, laughing and peeing.

1, dragging his head and fanning his face, singing that his heart is too soft.

2. Knowing the time does not depend on the length, but only on the development of emotional release.

3. If you don't die frequently, all breakups are betrayal.

4. Fairy tale love, I can always look forward to having it, but reality always slaps me.

I hate going with you. I'm not here to foil you.

6. A drop of water can grind off a stone, so I can grind you flat.

Your departure has nothing to do with me, but please don't appear in front of me again.

8. If the sky makes me brilliant, I will definitely repay your madness.

9. My happiness is in hell, and all love is forbidden to go to prison.

10, live like a princess and attract the prince.

1 1. When criticizing others, don't forget that you also have many shortcomings.

12, the end of the story will be parting, so please let me go first.

13, whoever was not cheated once or twice when he was young, I was just a little stupid and cheated three times.

14, I can only fall in love with you, but I can't forget you

15. If I don't work hard, what can I do to make you regret giving up on me?

16. In this world, apart from my parents, I am the only one who loves me the most.

No one will love me, so I will love myself more.

18, I'm like this. Do you like it in front of you?

19, not that I am awesome, but that you will never catch up with me.

20. You won't get stabbed if you come out to mix. Life after the pain will be more exciting.

2 1, I don't understand why men leave and women stay with me.

22. Everyone has his moments of glory. Don't treat a moment as permanent.

23, do what you should do, don't think so much useless.

I love you without reservation, so I love you to the end.

25. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.

If you are half-hearted, I will also learn to take part in accidental amusement.

27. How can you call it life without pain?

I am not good-looking, but I dare to walk in the street.

29. I just need three words Who will walk with me in this life?

30. Don't be self-righteous. Others have to look at your face. Do you have this ability?

3 1. well mixed is king; If you don't mix well, you are a weed.

Stick to my fortress and never let you leave here easily.

No matter how indifferent a person is, there are times when he is sad, such as I love you.

34. You are not the person I love. Why should I keep you in my heart?

35. It's not that you are my favorite person, nor that our feelings can last forever.

36. Don't be so hypocritical as to think that you love me the most, and finally you left me.

The Smurfs said to Avatar, "When I grow up, I will become you." .

38. I don't make noise or show off. I just quietly be myself.

39. Love it or not, my heart is here, and you have hurt me to pieces.

40. I love you This is my choice. It is also your choice that you are willing to leave.

4 1, you can laugh or cry, but you will never give in to someone who doesn't love me.

42. Living is really boring. To live is to die.

Don't mention that man to me, you don't know that he has become a poison in my heart.

44. Whoever grabs the object with me, I will slap him against the wall.

45. I have a thinking brain, but I never time my dreams.

You don't have to show off to me. I don't really envy what you have.

47. I'm not afraid of going to hell. I'm afraid there will be me in hell without you.

48. If you want to succeed, you must work hard; if you want to destroy yourself, you must be humble.

49. In our friendship, whoever closes the door will never want to go out again.

50. I will love those who love me more; Who doesn't love me? Why should I?

Weird and funny personality, talk about diaosi boys.

1. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will get cold in winter.

If the whole world abandons you, remember me, and I will abandon you, too.

When the struggle becomes confused, I feel that life is really meaningless.

The standard of dating now is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead.

There is less true love now, and more love you for money.

6. I will give birth to a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

7. According to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

8. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

9. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

10, I came to work this morning, and when I was whispering, the leader came, and my colleague immediately stopped the leader. This is my friend.

1 1, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, bold and unconstrained terrapin.

12, if I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

13, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.

14. For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky at 15 and 45, all I can see is white clouds.

16, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

17, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

18, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.

19, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

20. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

2 1, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

22. I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

23, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

24. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

25. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration, so don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.

27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, I have no feelings, I just gave it to a scum a few days ago.

28. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.

29. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

3 1, I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know you have hurt them.

Now that I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

34. Don't think that you are tall, and my sister must respect you.

35. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.

37. Breaking up is nothing, and I can continue to love you.

38. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

39. If I am the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can feel my pain.

I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

4 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

43. It's better to laugh than to cry, or at least to be decent.

44. Thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning.

45. I don't need your comfort, because at that time, a weak person could listen.

46. Love can make you get the whole world, but hate can make you lose everything.

47. Face life with a cynical attitude.

48. The people who can really hurt you in this world are often the people you love the most.

49. I didn't participate in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future.

Maybe we don't need each other, but we are a little lonely in life.