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Funny, interesting and thoughtful cure.
Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one discourages barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street. You can't help but walk into a house casually and you will grow several pounds of meat.
3, girls don't quarrel casually, it will appear that they are very uneducated, you should slap them in the face and let them know what is both civil and military.
Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.
5, drinking with friends at the food stall, suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home, and instantly gave herself a slap in the face. How to distract yourself by drinking? Let's do it!
6. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.
7, others fall in love by looks, by routines and by spending money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.
8. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.
9. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.
10, girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.
1 1. I bought a pot of mimosa today, and I am not shy when I go back. I asked my boss, and the boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot for shame."
12, I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, which makes me very miserable, makes me very angry, makes me earn a lot of money, and finally wins Gao Fushuai, reaching the peak of my life.
13, the three ugliest women in women's eyes, rivals of good sisters, current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends of current boyfriends.
14, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.
A very thoughtful philosophical sentence
1. In the eyes of two people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.
2, nice words are easy to impress people, and nice words are easy to offend people.
The porridge in the morning is better than the wine last night. People who lie to you will say more than people who love you.
4. When you are happy, you listen to music; When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.
The way to forget a relationship is to face it seriously and sum it up.
6. Listen to a person, not what he says, but what he doesn't say.
7, life is to force yourself to become resigned and become another annoying self.
8. Never regret it, because it is your choice.
9. In fact, the happiest fairy tales in the world are just years spent together.
10, only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is always worried about you and who is a stranger bastard.
1 1, small heart, big things; When the heart is big, the big things are small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.
12, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people must learn to grow up for a while.
13, I watched a movie that I didn't understand, looked around and found that others were absorbed in it, and then I suddenly understood what loneliness was.
14, if you are not great enough, then don't refuse an ordinary job; If you are not happy enough, then don't look down on ordinary happiness.
15, if there is a fate, I will come back if I miss it; If there is no chance, meet and leave. There are reasons to get together and excuses to leave. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
202 1 the cure of wandering mentality, talk about quotations.
1, it is my destiny to treat you like life.
2. You are an adult. You can't lose your temper recklessly, put all your emotions on your face and waste your time. You must earn more money by yourself. You should know that staying up late is not good for your health. You should learn to make the best use of the situation and deal with those troubles after crying. You must take on the responsibility of being an adult.
The time that should be forgotten is like a thorn in my heart, which can't be dialed out.
You can be hot and cold to me, but wait until one day, I really leave. At that time, you will know that I am not disappointed in you, but desperate.
5. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.
6. If I could go back in time, I would still choose to know you. Although it will be scarred, no one can give you warm memories in my heart. Thank you for coming to my world.
7. You believed all the lies I told, except one: I love you.
8. I used to think that the person I loved was the right person, even if it was not suitable for running-in, it would be suitable. But there are still too many embarrassing places in running-in, so I realized that love is not necessarily suitable, and the right person will not be covered with scars at all.
9. Don't be afraid of nothing to say, and don't expect nothing to say. We like each other, so we can feel natural and comfortable even without saying a word.
10, if you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. If you know it won't work, please don't start.
Very incisive quotations.
Everyone has a dream, but the difference is that some people only dream, while others dare to think.
As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our real friends are.
The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don't have to dwell on external judgment, fall into the eyes of others and distort yourself to please the world.
In this ordinary world, what we need most is not necessarily a hero, but a true and honest person who can be unfaithful to the world but has no conscience. -Liu Yong
When you forget the past, be satisfied with the present and ignore the future, you are at the peak of your life. When success won't make you too happy, failure won't do anything to you, and dullness won't drown you, you will stand at the peak of your life. When you look back with a smile, look forward with hope, look down with generosity, and look up with calmness, you stand at the highest place of your soul. -Zuo Xiaozu Zhou
6. I find my life boring. I am not happy, I am not unhappy, I am neither happy nor miserable.
7. There is no shame in crying. I think tears are the last thing in the world to hold back. Sometimes I want to hold back and let others think that I am strong, but I won't hold back when I can't help it, because later I realized that being strong is just a kind of heart, crying is not weakness, I can stand up after crying, and I can clearly understand what kind of road I should take and what kind of things I should do. I want to be such a person.
8. It's hard to live, so don't be lonely, so be happy.
9. For love, age is not a gap, wealth is not an obstacle, and distance is not a problem. People with love in their hearts can cross everything. But to keep a woman waiting, you must give her courage. If you think that women are only infatuated with Gao Fushuai and only love villas and luxury cars, you are wrong. What she wants is simple persistence and some hope. —— Liu Qi
10, what is love? Tagore said: My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.
1 1. We are so small, but the world is big enough to accommodate all coincidences and miracles. No one can stop one person from meeting and leaving another person, thinking about it, just like the button that rolled under the sofa, suddenly fell into your eyes when you thought it was about to fade. You call it happiness, coincidence or incredible.
12, what I want to do is a parallel line, which can accompany you forever, instead of intersecting lines, which have crossed and then go further and further.
13, I pursued passion when I was a teenager, but I was obsessed with peace when I was mature. After we seek, hurt and deviate, I still believe in love as always. This is a kind of courage. Everyone has a forest of his own. The lost people are lost, and the people they meet will meet again. -Haruki Murakami, "Love or Meeting"
14, someone can make you suffer, which shows that you are not practicing enough.
15, the road to success is by no means smooth. There are too many people in this world who dream of flying to success. God is fair, and no one has ever had such a privilege. Only after experiencing something can we understand something. How can I tell myself not to fail if I haven't tasted failure? How can you feel the charm of success without experiencing the pain of waiting?
16, don't forget the distance you decided to reach because of one setback.
17, someone passed me by, lived in my mind and drilled a hole in my heart; Some people become photos, piled up in the corner, and the dust is frozen like snow. There must always be a song that belongs to me, sing it out loud, and then look at the vast world. It is enough to be alive and happy. -A Xin is an apple.
18, as long as there is a view in your heart, where is the fragrance of flowers?
19, everyone has Buddha nature, but only when you meet the right person and water it with infinite love will love sprout, grow and bloom. I am not beautiful, and you are not Pan Yu. We are just two small grains of sand in the desert. But a grain of sand that can't be separated by flying sand and stones has been my world ever since. Being with you, even if I eat and drink, will not change my pleasure.
20. A person who knows you can bring a mutually comfortable love. A person who doesn't understand you will eventually make you understand that understanding is more important than love in life.
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