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Classic Emotion: Find someone who ruined your lipstick, not your mascara.
For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.
The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is surrendering. Pretend you don't care when you obviously care.
Being scolded by strangers can answer blows with blows, but being hurt by familiar people can't stand it.
5. If you don't talk, you may not feel nothing; Don't ask, don't necessarily have no right to speak; No tears, not necessarily no tears; Not expressing, not necessarily loving you.
6. What do you want to see most when you are late for school? Other late students
7. A lie is told to the ear, and it is the eyes that move the ear.
8. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.
9. It takes only two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take pictures of her; Second, don't let her look at the pictures.
10. You are bound to meet someone who doesn't love you anyway, and you are bound to meet someone who loves you anyway.
1 1. We all have a common problem: quarreling with people we love, but telling the truth to strangers.
12. If you can't find a reason to insist, you must find a reason to start over.
13. As long as you call me, I will stand up even in the grave.
14. The person with the highest intimacy is not necessarily your favorite, and the favorite person is not necessarily on your list.
15. Some people look poor, but in fact they are super rich, and some people look super rich, but in fact they are very, very rich. I'm not like them. I am the kind of person who looks poor, but in fact I am poor.
16. Many things in the world are not from two of a kind, such as the latest classic/master/
17. Some things can be done without effort. No matter how beautifully designed the RMB in 50 yuan is, there is no RMB 100 that people like.
18. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.
19. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me; I like very few people, except you.
20. I can say you with a straight face, but no one can imagine that my heart has already hit the rocks and the waves are stormy.
2 1. I'm too lazy to say a lot, but I don't care if I'm disappointed.
22. Find someone who ruined your lipstick, not your mascara.
23. I learned to say no bravely. No one will pay you unconditionally. Why can you accept it with a clear conscience?
24. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, just as you can never touch someone who doesn't love you.
25. How fragile is our relationship? As long as I turn off the computer and mobile phone, you may never contact me again in your life.
26. Don't judge me. What you saw may be what I let you know on purpose.
27. The reply given by the invisible man is an inexplicable sense of security.
28. Men are easily tempted. If you regard him as your son, don't blame him for finding you a wife outside.
29. Time gradually took away the youth and frivolous, and gradually precipitated the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.
30. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out. Be good to yourself, life is not long; Be kind to people around you, and you may not meet them in the next life. I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.
First, who cares about you, deep in the ocean? They will only blame you for screaming and disturbing others' sleep
Second, I am a person who is suitable for being alone.
Third, the class teacher likes that kind of idiot who has good grades, looks ugly, dresses poorly, pretends to be cute without even looking at the animation, and looks naive but is actually more insidious than anyone else.
Fourth, it seems that I am really unpopular.
5. I call my wife, daughter-in-law, wife, and ancestors all kinds of love.
Sixth, you are not cheap; But bitches usually look like you. Zhang
Suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.
8. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.
I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a Bird, hold down ctrl+c, and then keep pressing CTRL+V.
Don't disturb the person I love to wait for his own wishes.
Don't be invisible, my friend. Fifty years later, I'm afraid I'll never see you online again.
Twelve, it is said that women are like clothes, and I am the temperament that you can't wear.
Being loved is better than being loved by someone who has loved you for many years.
14. [Probably don't care, I forgot how to cry anyway]
I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being too happy with others.
Sixteen, girls grow snacks, don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.
17. [We always expect something, but we don't want to give it up]-Blake
Eighteen, [don't test human nature, it is simply vulnerable]
It's not my fault that I'm too handsome I am destined to be handsome. Ha ha ha ha.
Twenty, when I was a child, I expected to grow up. I don't know until I grow up, and I am happiest after I was a child.
If freedom far away and close at hand is what you want, then I'd rather never love you.
Twenty-two, [the metamorphosis has been broadcast live until now, and there is only one sister. ]
I am distressed by my past, tired of my present and worried about my future. Silence is my only motivation.
I don't believe in losing more and more, so I can appreciate it, because if I cherish it, I may lose it.
This is a very sad story: a man wrote many letters to his girlfriend, and finally his last girlfriend married the postman.
Twenty-six, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: As long as the legs are thin, all three legs are thin.
You never know how much I miss you when I cry out of control because of you.
I thought I would die without you before, but after you left, I was still alive. Originally, I wouldn't have died without you. I'm still alive.
Twenty-nine, it is said that women are like clothes, and I am the temperament that you can't wear.
First, where are you? A minute later, it appeared again.
I am a slow-heating person, lazy and seldom take the initiative to talk to others. I am too much trouble.
What you lost won't be what you looked like when you got it back, will you?
Love need not be too complicated, just feel it with your heart.
33. Think of Big Wolf and Logger Vick. There is no reason not to be strong on the road of youth.
Don't forget what you once owned, cherish what you can't get, don't give up what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.
Thirty-five, I call me a man, an asshole, a wooden idiot, all kinds of love.
36. Copying homework does not doubt whether the other party is doing it right, which is the basic morality of copying homework.
Even if the sky loses its color, it will smile proudly.
Thirty-eight, have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?
I'm afraid I can't help crying when I look at you and smile.
Forty, you can be proud now, and it will be ugly to kneel down for me.
When you don't reply, I always feel that you are making a long speech.
42. Only when you lose it can you learn to cherish it.
Forty-three, Feng Dao ~ I can kneel for four hours. Can you let me go to the Spring Festival Gala, too?
I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.
Forty-five, I only set up a special concern for you, that is, I want to see your dynamics for the first time.
Forty-six, they are all called animals. Why are you doing this?
Forty-seven, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.
Forty-eight, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.
Forty-nine, [I always feel that I have a good life, why can't I even eat enough]
50. If a person calls you to send WeChat every day, it means that he loves you, at least he has you in his heart.
When copying classmates' homework, classmates tell you not to let the teacher think that you copied it! I thought about it and wrote a turn after the answer.
52. Your ex loves you more than I do. How dare I associate with you?
It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.
54. Whose eyes touch whose eyebrows, whose smile is worth whose tears.
55. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow will be difficult for anyone.
1. What air is my husband and what air is my life.
56. Everyone who forwards stories or Weibo has a certain mood and wants to convey it to someone. Unfortunately, some people don't understand.
57. Do you know the temperature of tears?
Your past is too late for me to participate in your future. I will accompany you to the end.
Fifty-nine, I only wait for the noble words that you fall in love with you.
I am most afraid that you will smile at me when I want to give up.
Don't come back to me when no one wants you. Think of me as a recycling bin.
Teacher, it's very kind of you. I know he loves me so much because of you.
Are you popular? Do you have many friends? Have you been with me long? Are you dependent on life and death? Where were you at the critical moment?
Sixty-four, go to the bank to withdraw money, sit down and the first sentence is: Am I dead?
Sixty-five, I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.
Sixty-six, I will wipe the tears myself, and I won't wet your shoulders.
Sixty-seven, smile means I'm fine?
Sixty-eight, girl, how did a bottle of makeup remover ruin your face?
It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.
Seventy, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and I am strong. I have a style that you don't have. (likes to order hearts)
7 1. It's too easy to miss and too late to love.
Seventy-two, "Ah, you should peek at our host taking a bath," Liu Bei cursed Zhang Fei.
Seventy-three, sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.
Seventy-four, [some things turn for a lifetime]
Seventy-five, [with a naive loneliness and courage, trying to meet each other in a person's world]
Seventy-six, [I want to wake up and dream about the future with you]-black.
Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.
I love my dear friend. We may have different grades, but we will be together in the future.
There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather leave you.
I never have the word morning on weekends.
About silence, find someone who loves you and forget someone you love.
1, in front of the man you love, you will lose all your senses, and the beholder will see clearly.
2, women must have their own careers, otherwise no one can be relied on!
3. I have no backer! I am a mountain myself! Try to live and be strong!
No one can be trusted, even the closest and favorite people are not necessarily reliable. The world is very realistic, you are your own pillar and your own backer.
In this realistic society, there is no one to rely on, so you have to rely on yourself.
6, women should know that the mountain will fall, relying on water to draw water will flow, relying on people is not as good as relying on themselves. Every word makes sense.
7. Women must learn to stand on their own feet and never rely too much on others.
8. Women can't rely on anyone, only be strong and rely on themselves.
9. Thank you. I understand you. You should take good care of yourself and wish you happiness every day.
10, if time can flow, I hope I don't know you, so I won't be so distressed.
1 1, I will cherish the person who loves me, I will give up the person who doesn't love me, give up a person I love and look back at the person who loves me.
12, I think this is the right thing to do. Find someone who loves you, forget someone you love, but the reality is lost. How can someone who really loved forget?
13. Make a wish for the afterlife. If you don't see, owe or leak, you can be safe and complain again.
14. It thundered tonight, which reminds me of what you said to me. Of course it doesn't scare me when it thunders and rains, but I think of you again tonight.
15, I also want to forget the person I love. I am really tired.
16, love is mutual, otherwise, it is a burden ~ it is long past the age of listening to love, what about love?
17, it is hard to forget someone you love, it is even harder to walk into the heart of someone who loves you, and it is even harder to love someone.
18, love is giving, pain, and being loved is happier. Cherish the people who love you.
19. It's hard to love someone. Be sure to be with someone who loves you.
I should understand the truth of life: love is not to find the best person, but to find one.
1, things are actually very simple, but the complicated thing is your own heart!
In fact, if there is such a thing as a boyfriend, it is better not to have one.
90% of the losers are not really knocked down, they just give up.
The more places you have been, the more you know where you want to go back. The more people you meet, the more you know who you really want to be with.
Luck means that an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts. Only by going all out and meeting good opportunities can we achieve good luck.
6. Sensitive people love to think, and soft-hearted people love to ask for it; To be a person with inner freedom, maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just without tears and injuries.
7. We strive to make money, not because we love money, but because we don't want to be with anyone because of money, and we don't want to leave anyone because of your money.
8. Do what you want. Even if it is not worth it, even if it is really a waste, that is what you want to do.
9. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat? Love is not finding the best person, but finding the one that suits you best.
10, complaining is a kind of negative energy, just like shooting yourself in the foot, which is useless to others, unfavorable to yourself and useless. There are always some people who will gradually fade out of our lives, and we should learn to accept rather than miss them.
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
12, a person is happy in front of you, but closing the door may not be happy; No one leads a particularly easy life. You may not understand others, but please respect others.
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