Asking for teacher Liu Baorui’s lines for "Criticizing Liaozhai"

Special performance in commemoration of Liu Baorui at the peak of Xu Deliang's criticism of Liaozhai

B: This time I will perform for you.

A: Who is this commemorating?

B: No matter who he is commemorating, let me talk about happiness first.

A: Why is it like commemorating Fan Zhenyu?

B: Is there anything to commemorate while alive?

A: I have a question

B: Ah

A: I can’t figure it out

B: What happened to you again? Question?

A: In this world

B: Ah

A: Are there ghosts?

B: Are there ghosts in the world? Are there any ghosts?

A: Ah

B: Let me tell you, there are no ghosts

A: There are no ghosts?

B : Where did the ghost come from?

A: No ghost?

B: No

A: No female ghost either?

B: There are no ghosts, so there are male ghosts and female ghosts?

A: Are there any beautiful ones?

B: There are no ghosts like you, there are no ghosts

A: That, not plump ones

B: Yes, yes, no words, these are all. Let me put it this way, plump, not plump, male ghost, female ghost, Ghost animals, ghost people, there are no ghosts at all

A: I am just thinking about some philosophical issues

B: Do you call this a philosophical issue?

A: Hmm

B: Isn’t this physical hygiene? Where is philosophy?

A: Hey, tell me, is there anything wrong with physiological hygiene?

B: This person is sick

A: I am not sick, please ask

B: What are you doing? There is no ghost. Where did it come from?

A: You said I don’t believe it

B: What should I do?

A: This is a metaphysical philosophical question

B: The above topic is online again

A: I want to explore in nature

B: I still have to go to nature

A: I Shouting while facing the mountain

B: How did you shout?

A: Is there a fox fairy? Is there a fox fairy?

B: There is no fox fairy. There is no fox fairy

A: I shouted to the sea

B: Yes, I shouted again

A: Is there a female ghost? Is there a female ghost?

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B: No female ghost, no female ghost

A: I shouted to the forest

B: How did you shout?

A: Is there a fairy girl? Is there a fairy girl?

B: There is Sister Furong, there is Sister Furong

A: What is going on here that is hindering Sister Furong?

B: Nonsense, Fairy Beauty PK Sister Furong, I know this is popular on the Internet, what kind of mess are you doing?

A: Are you Brother Furong?

B: Me ? Did you see the plenum?

A: Don’t make trouble with me

B: I am calling trouble?

A: I am just thinking about these individuals Metaphysical questions

B: Hmm

A: These supernatural questions

B: Huh

A: Are there any ghosts? ?

B: You, I’m telling you this, I’m giving you five words, wasting my time, I’ve made it very clear to you, there are no ghosts at all

A: Then why does it say in the book?

B: It says in the book?

A: Ah

B: How does it say?

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A: This person

B: Ah

A: I was studying in the ancient temple in the middle of the night, and there was always that female ghost, a vixen

B: Yeah

A: Go find him

B: Yeah

A: Yeah~~ Yeah~~~

B: Okay, okay, what does it look like? This is, you said that, it was in a specific era. The author is unclear about many things and can only use ghosts to describe people

A: Oh, borrowing ghosts?

B: Ah

A: Can it also be used to describe (educate) people?

B: That’s right

A: It’s obvious. Talking about ghosts?

B: Ah

A: Secretly talking about people

B: Oh, this is a metaphor for people

A: (Awkward snickering)

B: He said it was in his heart

A: Well, what if I said the same thing

B: Yeah

A: Do you understand?

B: You said it well, the audience will naturally understand it

A: Oh~ let me tell you something

B: Tell me something

A: There is a ghost

B: Ah

A: The epiphysis is not a thing

B: Ghost

A: Looks ghostly

B: Extremely shabby

A: Full of ghosts

B: Yes

A: Not a good ghost

B: That’s right

A: Wear a khaki coat

B: Yes

A: Tianjin ghost

B: My fellow countryman

A: Looks like Ma Zhiming, eh, it is said that he had a master before his death

B: Yes

A: Fan Zhenyu

B: Yes, yes, yes

A: Do you understand?

B: Nonsense, you’re all having fun and you still don’t understand?

A: Oh~ this is called borrowing ghosts to describe people

B: This is called borrowing ghosts Metaphorical people? Do you know this is called using ghosts to curse people? What the hell is this?

A: Why, I don’t understand this

B: It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand this

A: Ah

B: Study hard

A: How to study?

B: Read a book

A: Which book are you reading?

B: I recommend one to you

A: Ah

B: lt written by Mr. Pu Songling ;Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio gt;, look at this

A: Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio?

B: Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio

A: Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio?

B: Yes

A: I watch it every day

B: Have you seen Liao Zhai?

A: Oh, I take it as soon as I go to the toilet Read one book

B: I’m sorry that you don’t care about this book

A: It’s all about gods and devils, so it has no practical significance

B : Comrade

A: This book, let me tell you

B: You said so

A: It’s all about feudal superstition, gods, ghosts and foxes

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B: (Imitating Liu Baorui) Your argument is incorrect. Liaozhai is a book about the progress of people’s nature. (Return to original voice) It should be commemorated to some extent

A: I Does it sound familiar? Oh, is there any progress here?

B: Of course

A: Describing reality

B: Realistic significance

A: Why can’t I see it?

B: You can’t see this at your level

A: What can I see (not see)? This level

B: Of course

A: I’ll tell you

B: Ah

A: I can’t even see the pine trees in front of Liaozhai I have memorized the preface I wrote when I was young

B: Can you memorize that preface?

A: Of course.

B: Really?

A: Ah, I don’t see how realistic it is.

B: I can’t tell you anything, just say something to me Listen

A: May I say something?

B: Come on

B: No, please wait a moment, come on, stop talking, illiterate! Sanlu family, baby, Lu!

A: Donkey!

B: Lu!

A: Donkey!

B: Lu!

A: Donkey!

B: Lu !

A: Ha cao (pushed B down and hit him, then turned back to his original position and fanned proudly)

B: (Hold your waist and stand up slowly , turned around and saw A) donkey!

A: This is a calm and reasonable thing to do

B: You are not sorry? Good guy, lt; criticize Liaozhaigt; I thought What about literary work? How about starting a fight?

A: The old man taught us that literary and military envoys

B: That’s how it came about

A: Me I don’t know

B: You are not being ridiculous

A: I didn’t see any sentence in the preface that says it is realistic

B: Let me mention something to you

A: Please tell me

B: There is such a saying, which is called writing in vain, only becoming a book of loneliness and anger

A: No, what do you mean?

B: Tell me carefully

A: I don’t understand either The Book of Indignation

A: What does it mean?

B: It means drinking wine, writing articles, and expressing one’s anger

A: Express your anger?

B: Yes

A: I don’t understand, no, no, I can’t understand

B: I still don’t understand?

A: Can’t you tell?

B: Let me tell you something simple and clear

A: Ah

B: There was one a few years ago TV series

A: Yeah

B: Liao Zhai

A: I watch it every day

B: Then the theme song has practical significance

A: I can sing the theme song

B: Can I sing?

A: Oh, I know it very well

B : That should be understood

A: That theme song

B: Ah

A: It is said that it is composed according to Shandong dialect

B: Ah yes

A: Singing in Shandong dialect is the best

B: He is right, it was written by Shandong people and sung by Shandong people

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A: Right

B: Yes

A: I will sing for you here

B: Come here

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A: (Singing) You also talk about Liao Zhai

B: This is what it means

A: I also talk about Liao Zhai, all the joys, anger, sorrows and joys are in my heart Come

B: Dang Li Dang

A: (Shandong Kuaishu style) Ghost is not a ghost

B: Dang Li Dang

A: It’s not a monster at all

B: There’s a clang in the clang

A: Monsters and monsters are cuter than gentlemen

B: There’s a clang in the clang. There is a clang in it

A: What I mean is

B: There is a clang in the clang

A: Eh? How did you change Shandong Kuaishu?

B: Nonsense

A: Why do you always lead me into the ditch

B: I am not leading you. You just sing this song and you don’t understand. It's useless

A: It's true that Liaozhai has no reality

B: It has no reality?

A: What reality is there?

What’s the meaning?

B: You haven’t read this book at all. Have you?

A: Who said that?

B: I said it

A: Liaozhai?

B: Ah

A: Read the whole article

B: What about you?

A: Me

B: You are so capable

A: Hmm

B: You can’t even name a single name

A: Who told you

B: I said it

A: Who told you

B: Look at this. I said it!

A: I, what you said

B: Have you seen it?

A: Of course, nonsense

B: Let us listen to what you say Listen

A: Liaozhai, there are so many Liaozhai

B: Ah

A: So many, many stories, right?

B: Just tell me one thing, it’s true

A: You said I’m going to tell you one thing, doesn’t your face look good?

B: You have to tell me You have to come up

A: The most famous one

B: Which one?

A: Guess

B: I guess Guess? Can’t tell, let me guess

A: Who can’t tell?

B: Is there any guessing?

A: The most famous one, I think of it

B: Which one?

A: Wang Qi Xueyi! Have you heard of it? Have you heard of it?

B: I have heard of it, Liang Houmin Li Jing often sings this (in allegro form) "In the past there was a man named Wang Qi." Isn't this what it is?

A: What

B: Wang Qi learned art

A: This story is from Liaozhai

B: This story is about someone whose real name is not Wang Qi Xueyi

A: What is it called?

B: Laoshan Taoist priest

A: Yes!

B: Really

A: And what about the cartoon?

B: Okay? , still at this level

A: Laoshan Taoist priest

B: Ah

A: It’s about a person

B: Yes

A: Call me Wang Qi

B: Yeah

A: Let’s go learn art

B: Let’s learn art from Wang Qi

A: Follow this old immortal

B: Yes

A: Learn the immortal method

B: That’s right

A: Don’t teach him yet

B: Hmm

A: Let him fetch water and sweep the floor first

B: The basics

A: Chop firewood

B: Yes

A: After working for two months, he can’t stand the pain

B: Oh

A: I told someone, "I quit, I'm going back." The person said, "Go back, go back, let's go." "You can't let me work for two months for nothing, teach me something."

B: I need to teach you some skills

A: "What do you want to learn?"

B: Ah

A: "I learn to wear clothes "Wall Technique"

B: What is the wall penetration technique?

A: No matter how thick the wall is

B: How about it?

A: Knead the secret and recite the mantra, and it will pass

B: Will it pass?

A: People said, "Then I will teach you."

B: Okay

A: "But if you have good intentions, the magic will not work if you have bad intentions"

B: Be reasonable

A: Taught him

B: Yes

A: He went home. The first thing he did when he got home was to brag to his wife

B: Still bragging. ?

A: "The one next door

I took the passbook right then, believe it or not?"

B: Steal it?

A: His wife said, "I don't believe it." "If you don't believe it, just watch." Curse, ran several steps away, thump thump thump thump thump!

B: It’s gone

A: Got down

B: Why did you get down? Down?

A: He has bad intentions

B: Oh

A: The spell failed

B: Yes

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A: I hit a big bump on my head

B: Yes

A: Is this the story?

B: Hey, this story says That’s right, what is the significance of this story?

A: Ah?

B: What is the practical significance of this story?

A: Practical significance ?

B: Yes

A: The practical meaning is that if you want to steal something, you still have to study lock picking, and you can’t go through the wall

B: Just learn this. Liaozhai teaches people how to steal, right?

A: Then what do you think it has practical significance?

B: I don’t even know this, but this tells people Now, if you don’t put in hard work, it’s rare to have amazing skills. If you are opportunistic, you will only hit the wall and not be cheap.

A: (Make a bamboo board shape) Huh!

B: Right, this thing is real to me. This

A: Just can’t be opportunistic

B: Of course

A: Work hard

B: Yes

A: In order to succeed

B: An iron pestle grinds a needle

A: Isn’t that right?

B: Why is it wrong?

A: This is not the case in reality

B: Give me an example

A: Let me give you an example

B: Ah

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A: I have a junior brother

B: You have a junior brother

A: Let’s not say who it is

B: This Save some face

A: Wearing a yellow earthen cloth coat, from Tianjin

B: Another fellow countryman

A: Hey, tell me the cross talk Praise

B: Oh

A: Looks like Ma Zhiming, worshiped Fan Zhenyu

B: OK, OK

A: Let’s not mention who it is

B: Why do you need to mention this, after two times?

A: Anyway, there is such a person

B : This is an example

A: I never put any effort into it. We were taking classes together, and the teacher said, "You have to practice tongue twisters."

B: Yes, basic skills

A: "Practice fifty times a day"

B: A lot

A: We all practice fifty times a day

B: He What?

A: Practice once in fifty days

B: It’s not very good

A: We are practicing next to you, my face is red and my neck is thick

B: How to practice?

A: "If you eat grapes, you won’t spit out the grape skins. If you don’t eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins. If you eat the grapes, you won’t spit out the grape skins. If you don’t eat them, you will spit out the grape skins. Grapes will spit out their skins. If you eat grapes, you will spit out their skins. If you don’t eat grapes, you will spit out their skins."

B: Where is he?

A: Next to me, I bought it. A pound of raisins, eat and watch over there

B: This saves you from spitting out your skin

A: Just one person

B: Well

A: But he succeeded

B: Yes

A: Acted in a few episodes of TV series, but of course he didn’t become a hit

B: How's it going?

A: But we don't have to worry about food or drink

B: That's good

A: We who work hard are done

B: What’s wrong

A: I’m wet <

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B: What?

A: Now we are the ones

B: Ah

A: All of them

B: Yes, all counted

A: Eat grapes without spitting out the skin

B: Also eat raisins?

A: Can afford it Raisins?

B: Then why don’t you spit out the skin?

A: Reluctant

B: This is too good for this

A: We have a senior brother

B: Ah

A: Zhang Dewu

B: Yes

A: Mixed The worst one

B: Him?

A: He not only eats grapes but also spits out their skins

B: Yes

A: He doesn't even spit out the skin when eating walnuts

B: What kind of teeth are they like?

A: It's bitter, so you say this is wrong

B: This is It’s wrong

A: It doesn’t reflect reality

B: Oh, let me tell you one more

A: Well, you say

B: There is one more

A: Which paragraph?

B: The story of scolding a duck, this is a good story

A: Hey, wait a minute. Tianjin A child, right?

B: Yes

A: Didn’t learn well in Beijing

B: Why didn’t you learn well?

A : Do you know this is a curse word?

B: Which curse word did I say?

A: Hit you, this is a curse word

B : You are said to be uneducated but you still don’t admit it

A: Why are you uneducated?

B: Scolding a duck is a story, you know?

A: Scolding a duck, original text from Liao Zhai

B: Well, have you seen it?

A: Of course I have seen it

B: Yes

A: There is a person who steals things

B: That’s right

A: Steal a duck from the neighbor

B: Ah

A: After eating

B: That’s right

A: After eating, I got hair all over my body

B: Yeah

A: I don’t scratch the itch, but it hurts when I scratch it

B: Huh

A: It can’t be cured

B: What should I do?

A: I met a god in my dream

B: A god?

A: The god told him, "You, let the person who threw the duck scold you, you duck hair" The baby just fell off"

B: That's a good idea

A: Get up in the morning, put on your clothes and go to the neighbor, "You can scold me."

B: Yes

A: People (said) "Why did I scold you?" "I'm telling you the truth, I stole that duck of yours"

B: I told you

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A: That person is very loyal

B: Yeah

A: "Hey, a duck is nothing, make a friend or neighbor, it's okay. I won't scold you anymore." The more he said no scolding, the more pain he felt.

B: Yes

A: "No, no, you have to scold me, you have to scold me, I stole your duck. If you don’t scold me, I can’t get rid of this problem.”

B: Tell the truth

A: He understood and scolded him happily. After a meal

B: Yes

A: All his duck feathers have fallen out

B: Okay

A: Not only good

B: How is it?

A: I don’t steal anymore

B: I’ve corrected my problem

A: Yes Isn’t that a story?

B: The story is right

A: Alas

B: What does this story mean?

A: This...

B: Ah, haven’t you seen them all?

A: Explain this, eat duck

B: Yes, how about it?

A: Pay attention to bird flu. If you have skin diseases, you can’t eat roast duck

B: Sure, stop talking, is there bird flu at that time?

A ：Old bird flu

B: This is because you have to grow old

A: Old bird flu, old bird flu

B: Is that like talking

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A: That should be the case

B: This is to educate people not to steal, you know? If you make a mistake after stealing something, if someone scolds you, it is also good for you

A: Oh, you are wrong

B: Ah

A: People scold you because they are doing you a favor

B: Of course

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A: Criticizing you

B: I can still correct my mistakes

A: For your own good

B: That’s right

A: Isn’t that right?

B: Why is it wrong again?

A: It doesn’t match real life

B: Do you have any other examples? ?

A: I have a junior brother

B: There is another junior brother

A: Let’s not say who it is

B : Oh

A: Wearing a yellow earthen cloth coat

B: Yes

A: Tianjin people

B: They look alike Who?

A: Ma Zhiming

B: Do you have a master?

A: Fan Zhenyu

B: Oh, me I guess it’s me

A: Let me give you an example

B: Just give an example

A: It’s easy to steal

B: Yes

A: Actually, my family has money

B: Ah

A: But that’s the problem, my hands are always like this on the aisle

B: Your hands are sticky (Look at A, A is stretching out two fingers to pretend to pick something up) What are you doing?

A: Holding someone’s wallet

B: Oh, be prepared

A: His father went to the south to handle goods

B: Oh

A: Doing business

B: Yes

A: I’ve been gone for half a year

B: Yeah

A: I can still control him at home. If you say you’re leaving, he It's a petty theft outside, it's a serious crime

B: Yes

A: I scold him every day

B: Yes

A: I don’t listen every day

B: I can’t change it

A: I’m leaving soon

B: Yeah

A : I called him over the night before, "Son (turning to look at B), son, don't steal things all the time. It's not like you don't have money at home. Why do you keep stealing things? If you steal again, I'll beat you to death! It doesn't matter. , don’t we have money at home? Dad will give you money. Come on, give you money. "Take out a pile of money

B: Yes

A: More than 50,000 yuan

B: Okay, quite a lot

A: "I'll give you the money"

B: Ah

A: "But you Stop stealing"

B: Yes

A: "You know, it's not good for you to steal"

B: Yes

A: "What should you do if you commit a crime? Right? We have money at home. Dad, where did the money go?"

B: These hands are fast enough

A: His father is really anxious

B: How can we not be anxious

A: Uh-huh

B: How is it?

A: Take out a kitchen knife

B: Ouch

A: Clang twice

B: What are you doing?

A: Give him

Both hands were chopped off

B: This is too cruel

A: Do you think this is good for him?

B: That’s true. He has become disabled, but he can change this problem, which is a good thing!

A: Is this a good thing?

B: Yes, he can no longer steal anything

A: His father thinks so too

B: Yes, that is

A: This is a good thing

B: Yes

A: Our family is rich

B: Ah

A: What am I afraid of raising a disabled person?

B: Yes

A: He won’t cause trouble for me

B: Yes

A: Don’t worry

B: Yes

A: Go to the south

B: Let’s go

A: Do business

B: Where are you

A: One Went for two years

B: The days are not short

A: Came back quickly after two years

B: Came back

A: The first thing is to go home

B: Ah

A: See how his son is doing

B: Of course

A: When I got home, I saw his son

B: He has gotten better

A: He was shot long ago

B: Why was he shot?

A: He only has two cave wings left

B: Ah

A: He tied two kitchen knives and went out to rob Daoer

B: How can you not be honest even if you look like this?

A: Human nature cannot be changed

B: Hey, that’s not right, that’s not right, that’s not right

A: What's going on?

B: Who tied the kitchen knife to his two crotch wings? Ah? What's going on here?

A: He's not , he lives next to Fan Zhenyu’s house

B: Go, go, go, go, I should have known better than to ask this question

A: Who told you to talk too much

B: You can find this everywhere

A: Anyway, this is inconsistent with reality

B: I asked him to find it again

A: It’s different

B: Let me tell you one more

A: What else?

B: This is the same

A: Oh, You said

B: This is "painted skin"

A: I know this story

B: Have you heard of it?

A: I know that well

B: Introduce

A: There is a person

B: Yes

A: Lustful

B: Yes

A: I was walking in the underworld at night, and there was a girl in front of me

B: Ah

A: Not to mention how beautiful she is

B: Yes

A: After passing by, you will tease others by saying "Little girl, come on"

B: Look at this road Expression

A: Unexpectedly, the two of them hit it off immediately

B: It’s done

A: I took him home secretly

B: Oh

A: I didn’t dare to let my family know when I took it home

B: Yes

A: I let it go secretly Backyard study

B: Backyard is safe

A: Hey, the two of them are at odds here

B: Yeah

A: I have been so thin for ten days that I no longer look like a human being

B: That thing

A: Go out on the street

B: Yes

A: I met an old Taoist who said, "You have a devilish face."

B: I can see it

A: "Go back and take a look." , there is a demon in your family

Jing"

B: Yes

A: As soon as he heard this, he secretly returned home, climbed over the wall and entered without daring to call the door

B: That's right.

A: Then look in the window

B: How is it?

A: Oh my god

B: What's there?

A: There is a ghost

B: Ah

A: disheveled hair

B: Oh

A: Big long hair

B: Ah

A: Looks even worse than that "I love Lafang"

B: Oh, Does it still look human?

A: Hold the pen

B: Oh

A: Draw a human skin there

B :Heh

A: The painting is of a beautiful woman

B: Yeah

A: After the painting is finished

B: How is it?

A: Shake it off, put it on

B: Take another look

A: "Beautiful silly girl"

B : This is okay, this is okay

A: Scared, this is a goblin

B: That’s right

A: Run quickly

B: Run

A: I asked the old man to get rid of the demon, but he failed

B: Yes

A: Let the ghost kill me

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B: Look at it

A: Is it such a story

B: That’s the story

A: Well, it’s very simple

B: What does this story mean?

A: To explain this to him, anyway, this woman looks a little shabby, and you can be a mistress if you wear nicer clothes

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B: Stop talking nonsense, people have stopped doing this a long time ago

A: Stop talking nonsense

B: What did I say

A: Is that the plot anyway?

B: What is this? What you explained is not correct at all. This is the central idea

A: What is it? Ah?

B: Tell people not to be lustful

A: What should I do if I want to be lustful?

B: The result of lustfulness is to be killed by ghosts

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A: No?

B: Why not?

A: Aren’t you fine?

B: Me? We’re not horny

A: Nothing’s wrong with me?

B: You’re the one who slipped through the net

A: Yes, I admit it I have a bit of this problem

B: A bit?

A: But I’m not married

B: Yeah

A : What are you afraid of? I am different from you

B: Me?

A: You are married

B: Yes

A: Right?

B: Yes

A: I'll tell you. Besides, you know I'm going to write the next book

B: Next What kind of book do you have?

A: What kind of book do you have?

B: Ah

A: What kind of place do you live in?

B: Our family is rich and sophisticated

A: There are good furniture in the hall

B: Yes

A: There are several pieces of mink hanging on the wall Fur coat

B: I wear it backwards

A: It’s worth tens of thousands of dollars per piece

B: Yes

A: Computer with LCD display

B: Can see clearly

A: Large refrigerator TV

B: Hmm

A : There is a safe next to it

B: It’s rare to find this nowadays

A: It’s quite a big safe. When you open it, you can see that it’s full of money.

B: For keeping money

A: Right

B: Of course, that’s right

A: Yes Tell me about the most distinctive feature of your home, a row of nails on the wall

B: Yes

A: There are many Allegro hangings

B: I collect this

A: The one used by famous artists

B: Collect it

A: How much does it cost

B: I don’t care

A: I am different from you

B: Who are you?

A: A humble family

B: Nothing

A: What? Who told you that there is nothing

B: Ah?

A: I sold all those things

B: Sold?

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A: Change it into money

B: Change it into (money) for what?

A: What for?

B: Ah

A: I am alone, I will live in an ancient temple in the mountains

B: Live in the mountains?

A: Ah

B: Why are you going there?

A: Why are you going there?

B: Ah

A: I met the vixen

B: Vixen?

A: Fox (spirit), Liaozhai, there are two sentences about the vixen, his attitude towards it

B: Hmm

A: Do you know?

B: What is the original text?

A: Of course

B: How do you say it?

A: The male, drive away with a sharp sword; the female, accept it

B: Hey, wait, what does accepting it mean? What does it mean to accept it?

A: Accept it, accept it, accept it, just accept it

B: Ah

A: As a lover, accept it

B: Oh, that’s what I call it.

A: Eh

B: Oh, how many days will it take?

A: More than five years

B: Don’t ask , I saw a lot of vixens

A: I didn’t see any fox fur

B: Why didn’t you see it?

A: It didn’t come to me.

B: Then there is no way

A: Who said there is no way

B: What should I do?

A: I have Solution

B: Ah

A: I'll go look for it

B: Oh, come visit

A: Put on a jacket Jacket pants

B: Huh

A: Put on the headlamp

B: Hmm

A: Hiking poles and traveling shoes carry baggage Ground-dwelling carpet tent

B: Go look for minerals here

A: Far away

B: Oh

A: Deep mountains and old forests

B: Let’s go

A: Went

B: Yes

A: I really saw a vixen

B: Yes

A: I saw a vixen

B: Accepted

A: Run away without a head

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B: How can we run?

A: It’s a male fox

B: Don’t run away, either, male fox

A: I’m afraid It accepted me

B: People like you don’t look down on you

A: It doesn’t matter, I won’t go to the mountains and forests anymore

B: Don’t I'm trying to be a vixen

A: There are so many beauties in the world I live in

B: Mortals

A: Ah, after I left the show that day

B: Yes

A: It’s about five o’clock

B: Yes

A: Me

As soon as I went out, I saw a beautiful woman

B: Oh?

A: She’s not that beautiful anymore, hey, she’s 1.7 meters

B: Hmm

A: Oh, big waves

B: Be particular

A: Willow eyebrows, almond eyes

B: Beautiful

A: Cherry Xiaokou

B: Hey

A: Tights, short skirt

B: Fashionable

A: Pony boots

B: Ah

A: Riding a small electric bicycle

B: Electric bike

A: Dudududududu is on in front

B: Yes

A: I have to walk

B: Ah

A: Oh, this is good, I will follow you

B: Follow me

A: I actually didn’t follow very far

B: Oh

A: Just follow from Tianqiao'er

B: Qianmen

A: Tongzhou

B: OK Well, this woman can ride a horse too

A: Mainly because I can also walk

B: What a good guy

A: Let’s go I really can’t walk when I get to Tongzhou

B: Yes

A: Take two steps quickly

B: Ah

A: "Hey, hey, come down"

B: Just ask

A: "Beauty"

B: Yeah

A: "Humph, I like you very much"

B: Quite aggressive

A: "You're too late"

B: Yeah

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A: "I'm already married"

B: It's over, I'm married

A: "I like you too after getting married"

B: Shameless

A: "Can you be my lover?"

B: I can't agree

A: "Okay, come on, come on." "

B: It's really fun

A: Ah, it's fun

B: Yeah

A: Go to their house

B: Yes

A: Good things will happen with her

B: Huh

A: Let me tell you

B: Yes

A: Not only the physical benefits

B: What else?

A: The material benefits

B: Give you something back

A: Oh, give me the mink coat

B: Ah, there are so many people calling this now

A: TV refrigerator

B: Who doesn’t have one?

A: Good furniture for the whole room

B: Of course

A: A computer with an LCD display

B: It’s also called this

A: Give me a big safe

B: There are some, too

A: It’s all full of money

B: The safe is just for money

A: The most important thing

B: And more What

A: She gave me all her husband’s allegro

B: No, who is this?

A: It’s your wife

B: Fuck you