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The funny version of ancient poetry should be funny.

Zero MINUS zero, how many zeros. I was born a hundred, and everything was wasted. More than a hundred times, the wine was poured into a white roll. Who knows that it is difficult to get full marks, but it is difficult to divide them.

Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard the shore shouting for fuel. Beckham's free kick opened Li Bai's brain wide open.

A nuclear bomb spread in the water, half the river died and half the river became red. On the poor third night of September, every family fell in a pool of blood.

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Farmers came to dig the soil and blew it to 250.

If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

Xiaowa drove a submarine to steal pearls. Spies search for traces, and the defense lines are opened together.

Eight Road Garden is out of control, and a nuclear bomb comes out of the wall.

I'm not afraid of family destruction, so I want to leave my property on earth.

There is a monkey in the outer building of Qingshan Building outside the mountain.

The children hurried to chase the UFO and fell into a black hole, nowhere to be found.

Everyone died in Huangmei season, and the grass pond was full of corpses.

After picking flowers into honey, let's see who is rich and who is sweet.

Ask how sad you can be, your white face is dying.

Suddenly, like a flood overnight, thousands of miles away.

Typhoon and flood came late and quickly, and hundreds of people crossed the river and sank.

The singer doesn't know how to hate this country, but he still sings edelweiss across the river.

During the Southern Dynasties, 480 temples were demolished.

Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy pointed to the septic tank.

Don't laugh at the casino's fiasco. How many people did the ancients win in gambling?

Mochow's road ahead is invincible, and no one in the world hates you!

Endless bows and arrows rustle and endless mud rolls in.

The Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, where Li Bai died.

You can't kill a handsome man, and the spring breeze blows high.

When you were young, you didn't know the moon.

Young people don't work hard, but bosses sell coolies.

Born from the same root, Tai Chi is played in the countryside.