What are the characteristics and functions of the tongue?

The tongue has two functions. First, the sense of sound, because the shape of the tongue is constantly changing, so that different airflow acts on the vocal cords, making various sounds, thus producing language and vocal music. The second is taste. There are tens of thousands of taste cells growing on the tongue coating. When the flavor of food is stimulated, it will have five flavors: sour, spicy, bitter, sweet and salty. I don't know when the tongue has the function of licking again Licking is to use the characteristic that the tongue is always wet and sticky (saliva is constantly secreted) to clean up dirty things, such as dogs licking the baby's ass, children licking the nose, cows licking calves, eating and licking bowls, etc. In fact, the essence of these licks can still be attributed to taste. Isn't it because of the foul smell, salty smell, milk smell and the smell of rice? But the licking mentioned here refers to licking the ass for a certain purpose, which is what people often say, "licking the fat ditch and biting the thin ball", which is also the licking of "licking blood". Naturally, this kind of licking is not really the actual behavior of licking your tongue or ass, but a vivid summary and visualization of those who are good at flattering, flattering, flattering and pleasing. The climax of this licking refers to Zhao Gao and Zhang licking their wives and daughters, and crawling to school with dogs barking. Zhang can serve three dynasties and eight emperors, and his secret is licking. At every critical moment, in order to save his life and official position, he even gave his wife, daughter and daughter-in-law to Zhu Wen, the Emperor of the Later Liang Dynasty, for adultery and playing with him. He was regarded as the first licker in the world and despised by the world. In a society based on official money, licking has almost become a discipline and profession. To sum up the experience of licking families of various factions, there are nothing more than the following. First of all, we should keep an eye on the object and lick the iron fist who has the final say, otherwise we will burn the wrong incense and worship the wrong Buddha, which will not only bring any benefits, but even lead to death. Second, we must persevere. If you lick too much, the person who is licked will feel comfortable. When you are happy, the official luck rolls in; If you lick too much, the person who is licked feels uncomfortable. It is not impossible to cough and throw a black hat or something. Once again, to be just right, it is strictly forbidden to "lick blood" for quick success and instant benefit. Otherwise, the licker feels pain or discomfort, and the licker should eat shit. I know a so-called post-modern quasi-licker Because his boss was lucky, he didn't go home all day, leaving his wife alone. He really licks the house, buys food, watches TV with his boss's wife all day, grinds his mouth and washes his underwear and bra. After a long time, the boss will inevitably suffer, and if he loses, he will turn his face. Sure enough, not only did he lose his job, but even his wife divorced him. The fatal point of this person is that he didn't grasp the scale of severity and speed when licking, and the result was worse than the "bloody" ass of the licked person. Thirdly, we should pay attention to art and pursue our own interests. If you like to eat, you should only care about delicacies, alcohol and tobacco. If you are "tired to hurt your liver and stomach, and your wife is drunk to sleep separately", it is called licking out; Sexy, handsome boy and beautiful girl just introduced, and the card room box just entered. If you hook up with your wife or other female relatives like Zhang (remember that the beauty content must be above 98 points), it will be more exciting and dramatic; For those who are greedy for money, just send air-conditioned color TV sets and do passbook stock trading. Afraid of bad style, I licked the mahjong table in disguise, and I didn't regret losing 180,000. Licking can be divided into amateur and professional. Amateurs only do it for a while. After licking, they pay each other, they try it and keep it for a while. Professional is different. Lick it if you have nothing to do, and lick it clean. Accustomed to nature, I can't help it without licking it. I especially observed dogs licking babies' butts and cows licking calves. Licker is as comfortable as licker, which makes everyone with sound physiological function feel excited and fall in love. Therefore, I think the reason why these lickers and lickers are addicted to this situation is mainly because of physical pleasure and the temptation of special enjoyment, such as licking feces, picking nose scabs, masturbating and so on. Some people need to lick, and some people are willing to lick. Then, a licking market is formed. As a result, I am happy when you lick me, and I am happier when you lick me. You lick me, too, and you won't learn to lick me. Lick the bottom and lick the top, and small officials lick big officials. Licking is chaotic and moral. Lick human feelings lightly and lick the world lightly. List the major cases disclosed throughout the country in recent years. Which criminal has no hobby of being licked, and which person who is licked has few experts who are good at licking? Therefore, if this trend is not stopped, it will be difficult to correct the party style, the official style, the folk style and the national style. To build a harmonious society, in addition to the legal system and moral system, it is best to completely eradicate the roots and conditions of licking from the human nature and social background. Writing here, I am worried that once the licking wind is greatly aroused, it is no longer a vivid licking but a real behavior, and the tongue will degenerate, becoming as long as the tongue of a pig or a cow or as short as the tongue of a bird. In this way, people can only hum Cleisthenes's strange cries and lose all the functions of language, vocal music and taste. Regret at that time, I am afraid it is too late!