A funny sentence to post on WeChat Moments. A very silly sentence and a short sentence.

1. Being too polite is not a good thing. I just got stepped on, so I said thank you out of habit.

2. The whole world is filled with the sour stench of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

3. For your Audi, my Dior, and your child’s Oreo, let’s give Oreo together!

4. Other sisters don’t understand anything. You say they are simple and cute. I don’t understand anything. You say I am from the countryside.

5. I have an appetite that I shouldn’t have at this age.

6. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why, are you making pork rib soup in your circle of friends?

7. Friends who have not broken up, hurry up and break up. New year, new partner, not the same every year.

8. It’s 2020, why don’t you have a girlfriend? Why don't you consider choosing me? I'll let you know what it means to be unworthy of you.

9. Hello everyone, I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers.

10. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle and seems to be able to talk. It said: If you don’t sleep, you will wait for his mother’s sudden death!

11. I used to play with my mobile phone with one hand and ride an electric scooter with the other. But now I don’t play with it anymore. I use both hands to push the wheelchair.

12. Yuelao, could you please change it to steel wire next time you pull the red thread for me? The red line is always cut off.

13. I went to the temple to draw lots, and the lucky draw came, so I threw it away and drew again, and it was lucky. ——The fate is in your own hands.

14. Justice can be late, why can’t I be late for school?

15. I feel embarrassed when others praise me, because I always feel that they don’t praise me enough.

16. It turns out that everyone’s relationships are not public. I thought everyone was single like me.

17. I just went to participate in the national cuteness competition, but I was stopped by the security guard and said: Sorry, professional players are not allowed to participate.

18. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can’t, I can only make you cry.

19. Do you think the words "bye bye" look like four skewers?

20. Come hang out with me. If I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

21. If he really wants to protect you, then why isn’t he the security guard downstairs in your house?

22. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you, the broom star?

23. Is it true that beauties have a rough life? If so, I will admit defeat and lose completely.

24. I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrows and grilled them.

25. I just hit my head and lost my memory. Could you please tell me who is my boyfriend? I am so beautiful and cannot be single!

26. Just because you are not called a landlord does not mean that there is no king.

27. Don’t look at how busy I am when I post on Moments every day. I am also very busy when I don’t post on Moments.

28. I confess that I have had plastic surgery. My belly was enlarged, my double chin was cut, and my legs were filled with fat.

29. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!