How to post funny posts on Moments during the Mid-Autumn Festival

Humorous sentences to post on Moments during the Mid-Autumn Festival:

1. I wish you a long life, so bring me a pot of wine.

2. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and a box of mooncakes comes. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to eat delicious food.

Dad just called me and asked me what to bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival? I said: "I bought five-kernel mooncakes..." Dad: "You can buy them for six people, and your brother-in-law will come too!"

3. I, Chang'e, give money.

4. I wish you the best mooncake today.

5. Steal the moon and the jade rabbit together.

6. The moon is very round tonight, but not as round as your face.

7. Losing weight during the Mid-Autumn Festival is disrespectful to moon cakes.

8. Failed to fly to the moon and continued to stay in the world.

9. Come out and look at the moon. You can look at me without looking at the moon.

10. I won’t sleep if the moon doesn’t sleep. I am a little delicacy in the world.

11. It is as round as the fifteenth day of the moon, and my face is also there.

12. The moon is a coin I toss, and both sides are blessings to you.

13. The Mid-Autumn Festival is the loneliness of a moon and the carnival of a group of mooncakes.

14. The moon is a coin I tossed, and it’s all you anyway.

15. The world is big and happiness is small. It is just right to have you by my side (the whole family is happy).