What are the nonsense comments spoofed by WeChat circle?

1, in order to compliment you, I walked dozens of kilometers to the town, and my feet were covered with blisters the size of beans, and my shoes were sticky. Originally, I wanted to sell dozens of pounds of corn at home and take a bus to the Internet cafe in the town to praise what you said. Unfortunately, the weather is not good, and the harvest is not good this year, so I have to work in the brick kiln in the town and earn enough money.

It only costs a penny to move a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor. For the fare of 100, I moved 10 thousand bricks, and ten fingers were stained with blood. In order to save the fare, I didn't stick a band-aid of Yunnan Baiyao to let my blood coagulate naturally. After getting the money to move bricks, I got on the bus from one town to another.

I have to run around the street, looking at people who drink mineral water. When they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I jumped up like a goalkeeper for fear that the mineral water bottle would be taken away by others.

After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally collected 60 precious mineral water bottles, got the waste collection station, and got a net fee of 3 yuan. I finally praised you when I came to the Internet cafe!

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