How to say northeast dialect (6 sentences, you can write pinyin)

Boy: Haha

Ya Dan: You go and empty the ashes from the toilet.

Boy: What are you playing?

Ya Dan: Didn't you see that Rub put the ash there and hurt his coat? It fell coldly?

I can't call you this buried clothes when I come back later.

Boy: Didn't you see that I covered Paulingeka by the roadside yesterday? Let me go. Isn't this a good man?

Ya Dan: Why don't we hold on? Whoever loses will go.

Boy: Don't pull your coat. Do you want to adjust my coat?

Ya Dan: Er, when will the baby be changed? Depends on what you usually drink

Boy: Do you still want to talk to me?

Ya Dan: Don't cry, it'll all be here in a minute.

Ya Dan: Hey, look at my gold medal runner Gona. She is almost six years old.

Boy: Who knows where you are hiding?

Ya Dan: I put it away immediately after I brought it last time.

Boy: There's nothing wrong with taking things.

Ya Dan: Go ahead. Sorry to bother you, but stay away.

Ya Dan: I made several coats altogether and gave them to my second uncle.

Boy: When did you go to Tan Jia to show off in an ostentatious manner again?

Ya Dan: First, I want to eat cake. There is no glutinous rice flour at home.

Boy: By the way, she broke up with her children to get along with my sister.

Ya Dan: Well, speaking of catching knives, Ya Dan will come to our house to match them.

Boy: That's good. Let her play ragula. Stand by and watch me Ya Dan: Hey! Say you!

Boy: What?

Ya Dan: You go and empty the dustbin in the outhouse.

Boy: What?

Ya Dan: Didn't you see the trash can in your car? Pour it quickly,

I'm going to visit relatives later, so I don't think it's dirty here. !

Boy: Didn't you see that I hurt my knee on the side of the road yesterday? , and let me go, it's not uncomfortable?

Ya Dan: Why don't we guess boxing? Whoever loses will go.

Boy: Don't say it's useless. Are you trying to tease me?

Ya Dan: Hey, when did you learn to be smart? You are usually careless.

Boy: Do you still want to talk to me?

Ya Dan: Stop it. After a while, all relatives will arrive.

Ya Dan: Hey, have you seen where my golden valve is? , hurry up.

Boy: Who knows where you accidentally put it?

Ya Dan: I put it away immediately after I brought it last time.

Boy: Then why is it missing? ,

Ya Dan: Go ahead. Sorry to bother you, but stay somewhere else.

Ya Dan: Let me add it up. Oh, I left it with this man's second uncle.

Boy: When did you go to his house again?

Ya Dan: Yesterday, I wanted to eat cake, but there was no glutinous rice flour at home.

Boy: By the way, her uncle's children are going to get along with my sister.

Ya Dan: Yes, Ya Dan will come to our house as a matchmaker.

Boy: That's good. Let her talk and persuade her.