Talk about funny birthdays in qq space

Happy birthday, piggy. I hope you can get a good price as soon as possible. Now the price of pork is greatly affected by swine flu, and the price fluctuates greatly.

This news mainly has two purposes, one is to practice fingering, and the other is to risk being radiated to say my blessing! Finally, a special technical sentence: Happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious!

There's one thing I've been afraid to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................

Today is your birthday. I pray that the wind energy will cross the valley of Qian Shan, and with her tender feelings like water, I will brush away the fatigue on your face, clean up the dust of your heart, shake off the burden of your whole body, and let you walk along calmly and smartly!

Hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

On behalf of the party and the people, I warmly congratulate you on your happy birthday! I hope that under the guidance of Theory of Three Represents, you will conscientiously implement the spirit of 16, keep pace with the times and make persistent efforts to welcome your next birthday as soon as possible!

Animal star: pig, your birthday is very happy, and it is one step closer to menopause!

The leader's birthday is a treat, everyone sends money and things, and strangers send couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

Flowers still bloom every year, but they are different from year to year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

Send you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

On lonely days, I will see you in the Moon Palace. I am very excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? "

May you always be slim, always have good lines, always be young and beautiful, never be old, have a 40-year-old age, a 30-year-old heart, a 20-year-old image, and a 18-year-old mentality, and always remain young and have a long flowering period. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

On your birthday, please let me say to you: "pig!" " I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "

May you have the same constellation as you-the wisdom of physicist Marie Curie, the talent of painter Picasso, the courage of President Charles de Gaulle and the popularity of movie star Allen Delong. Happy birthday, happy every day!