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A classic topic about single people sighing.

A classic article of single people lamenting their personalities 1. Although you are ugly and single, what if someone is blind?

If love makes you unable to be yourself, it is better to be single again.

Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

Being single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved, and I still don't know how to like a person.

Being single seems to mean that no one will make you angry and of course no one will surprise you.

6. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and don't consider me.

7. It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.

8. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

9. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

10. "That feeling at first glance, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such people are generally single dog. "

1 1. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God's idea is that I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

12. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

13. A person's state is quite good. If he wants to read, he will. If he is tired, he will sleep. If he doesn't want to contact anyone, he will be quiet for a while, travel or stay at home. It's better to be quick about love, don't start casually, don't be in a hurry to compromise, and nothing really worth it will be so easy. There is always a way in life that you need to go alone. People should first live a quiet life. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come.

14. A person's state is quite good. Go to the movies if you want, eat whatever you want, travel or stay at home, sleep when you are tired, keep a little cleanliness on love and friendship, don't make do with it, don't compromise easily, and nothing really worthwhile will be so easy.

The classic sigh of singles tells the latest article 1. Single girls don't have to worry Maybe God is telling you that I want to leave a special person for that girl.

It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.

I'm not single dog, I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

Please don't give up love just because you are single. Prepare your best self and wait for a better one.

5. "The biggest reason for being single is because I am unwilling and feel that I am not worthy of the feelings I want."

6. Oh, it's ridiculous to go to my brother the day after we broke up and tell him that I'm single. Do you want it?

7. Pets are not allowed in school, so single dog doesn't go to school.

8. It's nice to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

9. "The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted."

10. What's it like to be single for a long time? You can fight a team battle seriously.

1 1. You haven't met the right person yet. Actually, there is no need to worry. One day, someone will cross Qian Shan and come to you.

12. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.

13. Call your parents, and they will occasionally hint that it is good to fall in love in college. ...

14. I saw a funny joke on the internet and wanted to tell it to others, but everyone seemed to be busy.

15. When I saw the words wedding diamond ring and rose, I didn't even have brain tonic.

A popular daily conversation in single dog 1. Always clamoring for someone, but never taking the initiative to hook up; People who don't like it are too lazy to accept the pursuit of others. It's not that "deficiency is better than abuse", but I still refuse to be wronged.

2. The longer you are single, the harder it is to meet the right one, because you are even more unwilling to make do and give your heart.

I bought a new suit and couldn't wait to put it on, but no one seemed to notice.

4. Looking at the lovers around me silently expressing their love and envy, I will look forward to the day when I show my love.

In fact, after being single for a long time, you will find that your world is also wonderful.

6. Your joys and sorrows will not change because of another person's joys and sorrows.

7. The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted.

8. In this age when ambiguity is more prevalent than love, being single is actually a luxury.

9. Now all the high-value people are single.

10. Either you have been single and proud, or you are dedicated to one person.

1 1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

12. You are more suitable for being single and no one can take care of you.

13. I just like being single and letting my hair fly in the wind.

14. Being single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved. I still don't know how to like someone.

15. I just suddenly released my hand and walked on alone.

16. It's no big deal to be alone again.

17. I resumed my status as a single aristocrat and proudly continued my youth.

18. Now he is a simple person. Don't worry about him.

19. Will you join me in my next job?

20. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

2 1. "Now all high-value people are single."

22. I finally bid farewell to my single life for more than half a year and started my single life in the second half of the year.

23. The reason why I am single so far is that it is not easy for acquaintances and strangers to start.

24. Being single is better for you.

25. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

26. Those who secretly love me, how can you be so calm? It's almost Singles' Day, so make a confession.

27. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

28. There are no gifts today, only boyfriends!

29. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. What kind of fairy can I be!

30. Who said that 1 1 is Singles' Day and must be single? I think the real meaning of 1 1 is: 1 birth 1 only loved 1 person in my life.

Talk about a single classic

1, put away your hypocrisy. 2. Not being single is better than being single.

3, single, but also cost.

4. Keep company with loneliness and be friends with loneliness.

You forgot to remember, so did I.

6, if all the affection is not disappointed.

7. How can we feel about being single on Valentine's Day?

8. I really want to talk to someone, but I am still invisible.

9. The last way I love you is not to disturb.

10, do you feel lonely when you see people coming and going in the street?

1 1, it's a mess, except for you, it's all background.

12, I pretend I don't care about you, but it's actually myself who got hurt.

13, if you can, can you never let go in this life?

14, everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I always celebrate Singles Day!

15, no matter how long the company is, it can't compare with the temporary freshness.

16, single valentine's day, looking forward to the downpour that day.

17, what happened to Qixi? As time goes on, the earth is turning.

18, I want to be your heart in the next life, or you will die.

19, single, because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

From the moment you left, I was destined to miss you.

2 1, men always love clean women, but they always get dirty.

22. If someone catches you, I will give you anything.

23. When it's all over, I know I will forget you.

Everything is my fault, I can only smile and feel sad.

25, perfunctory loneliness, perfunctory youth, but exaggerated happiness.

26. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

27. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

28. Pay tribute to the remaining memories. Looking back on the only feeling in my heart.

29. I still love you today, and I live alone in memories.

30. Those who won a quarrel with their girlfriends are basically single now.

3 1, always say that one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and being single also has the pain of being single.

32, he is the sun, he will shine, I stretch out my hand to hug him, it will hurt me.

33. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

34. It is good for a person to have love, but it can't be explained if it is just selfish love.

35. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

If you tell a secret, you must be prepared to be made public one day.

37. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home and eliminate a couple.

38. Keeping all expectations for yourself is the best protection for yourself.

39. Being single is more suitable for me who is afraid of trouble and pain.

40. Only by making yourself excellent enough can you start a beautiful love.

4 1, I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back.

42. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

43. Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.

44. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person.

45. I'm not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid to be with the person I like.

46. In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

You may delay, but time will not. One day, we will all say goodbye to being single!

49. I use the fragments of time to consolidate the seemingly indestructible city in my heart.

50. There is a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

5 1, I miss you again and again, and I know how long my humble love can last.

52. Losing contact with you doesn't mean I don't miss you. I will still miss you wherever I go.

53. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I said two words lightly, skip!

54. When I am good enough for you not to leave me, I will no longer be yours.

I don't want to talk to him anymore. How stupid of me! He never came to me, did he?

56. Now that I have learned to let nature take its course, I don't want to keep anything. I believe there should be, and I won't go.

57. There are many things in the world that are beyond my control. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons not to.

58. Are you still alone on Valentine's Day? Nima, will I become a dog?

59. I can't heal the wound and forget the unhealed pain, but my heart is surging. I shouldn't have this dream.

60. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go. .

6 1, Tanabata, I'm still single, in love, and I don't have a boyfriend yet, and I feel very lonely.

62. What does emptiness feel like? What's it like to love but not give up?

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

64. It's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife gave up 20 years ago? . .

When we meet face to face again, you will no longer be with me, but you will still be in my heart.

66. Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and took it away.

67. Write down this moment and I will slap him when I meet him. Why can't you come to me alone?

68. The more wrong love is, the braver it is. Love must be persistent. Everyone must see through it. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.

69. A woman has the ambition to give up a man who can't keep up with her. It is meaningless for a man to give up a woman who can't keep up with him.

70. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

7 1, Tanabata is here. If you are still single, don't worry. God is looking at you and saying, I want to leave you a special one! .

72. I prefer May 25th to Valentine's Day in China. Because nobody loves me, I only love myself.

73. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

74. In the dark night, there is always a person who will stay quietly in a corner, not because he likes it too much, but because he is used to it.

75. Love is a stage of self-improvement. We are experiencing our own life. You have loved others, been loved by others, been hurt and hurt others.

76. Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey. No matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.

77. Love is always a thousand times. How can we love without being abandoned or hurt? Love turns out to be an experience. I hope people will last long.

78. When you are in love, you can be less realistic, but after be lovelorn, you must be realistic. It's all over. It's still a long way to go. Let go.

79, the glory of life, not ordinary, but mediocre! Therefore, think more when the spring breeze is proud, as long as you don't betray the original intention of beauty; When you are embarrassed and frustrated, look forward to it a little more, as long as you don't make up a bitter dream that you don't wake up!

A classic talk about lamenting the passage of time

1. What can you do in thousands of days? I'm afraid I can only live in a hurry. The past days are like thin fog, blown away by the wind and washed away by the rain. What traces did youth leave me? Traces of time.

2. Do you remember the passage of time and those past events? Today's sadness and the influence of roads, feelings and careers will fade with the years, and the book of time will become blurred with the years and cannot stand the test of time.

Time can't be seen or touched. Just when you don't pay attention, it has quietly passed by you. Maybe you have waited, but what can you do? You still have to think about it. So we should cherish time, cherish time.

Time is like the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye, a year, or an instant? Time is like bread in the oven. After a long time, bread will melt, which is the trace of time.

Time is silent, and there is no one in the world who has not experienced ups and downs, big and small difficulties. But on the road, we have to fight against difficulties and race against time. It's great to do one thing well in the shortest time, which saves time and makes you happy and excited! In order to finish it better and faster in difficulties, we must seriously think about finishing it in the shortest time.

6. Ruthless time The old man is like a cold wind that blows away the new breath of everything, but as long as you travel with him, there is nothing to regret when you are old.

7. I always feel the ruthlessness of time, but I don't find my own nonsense; Always complaining about the unfairness of time, but not finding their cowardice; Always ignore the existence of time, and have not found their own position.

8. Time is squeezed by yourself. When you are free this second, time slips away like oil under your feet. Only when you catch it does it seem to stop. At this time, you can do what you want.

9. Time goes by inadvertently, and when you open old notes, there are deep feelings and artistic conception between the lines. It seems that I have returned to the ups and downs I have experienced, and the memories of the past are still the same, only a little less melancholy, a little more prosperous and a little more vicissitudes.

10. Time is the fairest. No matter who you are, you are treated equally. Cherishing time means cherishing life, and everyone's efforts will have different returns.

1 1. All the best times are those that have passed away and will never look back. When you feel sorry for those memories, you find that at that time, it was already the best time.

12. Time flies so fast that people are at a loss, so they have to look at the past days and try to recall the past days, but the memory capacity is limited. No matter how they recall, they can't remember a trace. At this time, you left quietly, which made me feel at a loss. How can I keep you?

13. Life is always like fine sand flowing through your fingertips and slipping away inadvertently. Those past joys and sorrows were washed away by the waves like water, leaving behind joys and smiles that are lasting in the depths of memory.

14. Time is the most impartial, 24 hours for anyone; Time is also selfish, not anyone's 24 hours.

15. Time flies so fast that people are at a loss, so they have to look at the past days and try to recall the past days, but the memory capacity is limited. No matter how they recall, they can't remember a trace. At this time, you left quietly, which made me feel at a loss. How can I keep you?

16. Ruthless time The old man is like a cold wind that blows away the new breath of everything, but as long as you travel with him, there is nothing to regret when you are old.

17. In my childhood, I was naive, still so reckless and ignorant, just like a carefree bird. Now I have grown up, unlike before, I suddenly realized, but time goes by, just like a drop of water on the tip of a needle flowing into the sea, my youth stays in time, and there is nothing in an instant. I can't help crying.

18. Life is very busy. I want to keep you, but I don't know what I'm doing. You still walk and pull, without hesitation. The second hand goes bit by bit, a week has passed, a month has passed, and a year has passed! I seem to have done nothing! I had to sigh helplessly. Looking at the falling rain outside the window, I want to get some comfort.

19. As the years passed, a wisp of clear spring flowed out and a fragrance flowed out; Teeth, moon and rings, leaving only a pale face, waiting helplessly; Recalling quicksand, no one can see his figure, no one can hear his footsteps, and everything is going on and erupting in the passage.

20. Time is an elusive thing for people. However, it is this kind of thing that makes people cherish their time more. If time can give everyone a wish. I hope the years can be reversed.

2 1. Time can't be seen or touched. Just when you don't pay attention, it has quietly passed by you. Maybe you have waited, but what can you do? You still have to think about it. So we should cherish time, cherish time.

22. In a blink of an eye, a long year has passed away like sand in your hand. However, if the sand is lost, you can grab another one; Flowers wither and can wait until next spring; Childhood has passed, but it will never come back.

23. Don't watch every minute go slowly around the clock, time will never go back. It's like the water has gone, can it flow back? It can't stay, only hard-working people can travel with it. If one day, the minutes on the clock go backwards and the river goes backwards, young friends, please pack your bags of knowledge and accompany the time on the road.

24. For dying patients, time is precious life; For business people, time is wealth. Some people say that time is like the wind blown by the water left on the hillside, which is gone forever. For students who are studying, time is power and time is knowledge. Cherishing time is half mastering knowledge.

25. Youth passes too fast, even if you catch up, you can't catch up. Sometimes, from getting up in the morning to going to bed at night, you will feel that time flies. Who stole our youth, or did we drive it away ourselves? No one will know. Will invisible people who come and go without a trace be so easy for you to see?

26. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit!

27. Now I'm too far away from you to go back, right?

28. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young?

29. You are too young to talk about it forever.

30. When the scenery is clear, maybe you will, accompany me to watch the flowing water.

3 1. Afraid of being abandoned? Think about why others cherish you first. When a man says to a woman: I will give everything for you. That only shows that he is willing to sacrifice part of his free time to accompany you.

32. You can't love too much. If you love too much, you will often become selfish and let love be qualitative.

You know, all my jokes are true. For example, I love you, you still have me, and you are very handsome. I miss you.

34. Where do you start? It's like someone depends on you.

35. There is a person who you really want to make happy, so you would rather not be happy.

My friend, we are growing up and can't miss the past any more. As the Russian poet Pushkin said: The past will become a kind of nostalgia! Friends! Remember! The years are passing, and we are growing!

37. Gone years, lost myths, these may be God's will, gentle universe, what can I do with this small planet? Only wait for a new miracle in the passage.

38. Time goes by and never stops; Everything is updated, but we are growing. Time is so fair, never give anyone one more second, and on the contrary, never give anyone one less second. Everyone will experience the most important turning point in life as time flies, such as: from childish to mature, from impulsive to calm, from naive to cautious.

39. Fantastic love can't last forever. Wake up, just like a movie that just ended.

40. Time is an elusive thing for people. However, it is this kind of thing that makes people cherish their time more. If time can give everyone a wish. I hope the years can be reversed.

From 520 single people, talk about the life of a single person.

1, "Singles, what's our slogan tomorrow?" "See a pair and split a pair."

2. There are always some men who never want to send photos of their girlfriends to the space, because they always want others to think that they are single, so that they can get the next girl.

3. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

4. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

6. August 13 is Valentine's Day in China, and there is still one month and eight days to end being single.

7. I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

I may be lonely, but I don't want your sympathy and charity. Bottom line: In love, I would rather be arrogant, single than humble.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later, because happiness is not permanent.

10, ten thousand people chase, it is better to hurt one person; One person knows better than ten thousand people.

1 1, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop is forever, only three seconds, and never part.

12, the first part is envy, jealousy and hatred, and the second part is emptiness, loneliness and coldness. I am single.

13, Yang Qian, I like you, break through 520-express yourself decisively!

14, so far no one has come to confess, so drag!

15, I want to talk about an open love, a love where parents agree, relatives know and friends bless. If possible, talk once, or not at all, or for life.

16, today is 520, my brother is single, and I can only say, "It's great to be lonely."

17, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married or have fun, don't take it seriously or be arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

18, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands?

19,520, I confessed to him.

Girl, do you like a handsome man with a sense of humor, a house, a car and a career, who is mature and steady? Yes, you should be single.

2 1, take a nap at noon, 30 to 60 minutes is appropriate, no one will lend you your shoulder to rest.

22. I never envy any couple, because I believe they will always envy me when I am single.

23. I feel that I am still single in August 13 Tanabata! !

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. Most of the reason is that you are too fat.

25. Happy Tuesday. Tanabata is light. Let's wait for Qingming. To all single men and women.

26. I envy the happiness of two people when I shout "Long live single".

27. Half price for the second cup is simply a double blow to singles' material and spiritual life. Have you considered the feelings of our disadvantaged groups?

28. It is good to say that you are single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.

29. I will always keep the single you gave me.

30、520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you!