Brainstorming papers and answers

1, melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can all be eaten, but what melons can't be eaten? -answer: fool

2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber

Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? A: This is the word "wrong"

7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks like him the most? -Answer: Yourself

8. What's the use of egg shells? -Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is no hard work? Answer: yawn

10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming

1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? -Answer: Sleep.

12, who is always afraid of taking a bath? Answer: clay figurine

13, Xiao Ming got a model student without studying. Why? Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student

14, what car can't move? -Answer: Windmills,

15, which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.

16, do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed.

17, what wine can't be drunk? Answer: iodine.

18, which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got zero in the exam.

19. You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer: doze off

20. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? -Answer: On the track.

When did the clock stop working? Answer: The clock doesn't work.

22. What books are not available in bookstores? -answer: suicide note

23. What is the narrowest road? A: The road to the enemy is narrow.

24. What can't I eat? -Answer: "East-West" direction

25. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.

26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers

27. What English letters do people like to listen to best? -answer: CD

28. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.

29. Xiao Ming knows the test paper-Answer: Why do you still look at your classmates often? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.

30. Why don't you knock the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

3 1. Who is the boxing champion who is easy to be knocked down? Answer: sleepy head

32. What is unknown? You don't know me? Answer: The sole is broken.

33. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards.

34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver was not driving at that time.

35. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?

37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire

38. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.

39. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!

40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? -Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

4 1. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.

42. When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."

43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? A: They are all dead.

44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -answer: it is flat.

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road

46. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin.

47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (nobody is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went into the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named Mahjong in the room, and the police caught him.

48. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

49. What can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer.

50. What kind of person will appear after death? Answer: The people in the movie.

5 1. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? -A: Reporter

52. Who spoke farthest? Answer: The caller.

53. What has the same production date and expiration date? -Answer: Daily newspaper

54. Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.

Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.

56. A cow, go north10m, then go west10m, then go south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. -Answer: Chaodi

57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.

58. Divide 8 in half. What is this? -Answer: 0

59. What is the worst thing for people who stutter? A: Make an international call.

60. What makes people laugh and cry? -Answer: Mask

6 1. What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up.

62. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The fugitive's name is Du.

64. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

65. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice.

66. What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear

67. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one.

68. There was a man walking on the beach. Looking back, he couldn't see his footprints. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards.

69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

70. Who cheats others and cheats himself? -Answer: Liar

7 1. Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on 16 floor.

72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.

73. Which word is common all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals

There is a big and thick book in front of a person. If he wants to cross it, he can't cross it. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner.

75. What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

76. When did you see the biggest moon? A: When landing on the moon.

77. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus

78. What is better to turn a blind eye? -answer: shoot.

79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye.

80. Which tooth was pulled out at last? -Answer: Dentures

8 1. There is a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push the door open.

Light light blue is not sick, but she kept her mouth open and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.

83. What is the best way to cheat? -Answer: Magician

84. Do you have a two-sided box? -Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.

85. If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.

86. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: Holding an egg in your left hand and throwing a stone in your right hand, how can you break an egg?

87. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four.

88. What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.

89. Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

90. The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? A: What the guest gave me was just a painting.

9 1. Grandpa I have never met. What kind of grandfather is he? -Answer: God

92. Two fathers and sons went hunting. They each shot a wild duck, but only three. Why? -Answer: Three grandparents.

93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? Answer: Cross-eyed.

94. What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? -Answer: Watermelon

95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!

96. A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

97. Some sell, some don't buy, and many sell every day. -Answer: Threshold

98. What is the safest ship? Answer: A boat parked on the beach.

99. There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many sheep are there in a * *? -Answer: It's still a regiment!

100, what should I do first to turn my dream into reality? -Answer: Get up.

What is the biggest regret of a giant panda in his life? Answer: There are no color photos.

102, it rained, and everyone was anxious to go home, but one person walked slowly (he didn't have an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn't go home soon. He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer: "What's the hurry? It's raining ahead! "

103, the boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dishes every day. What is this dish? -answer: "expulsion"

104, what is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag.

105, my brother bought 3 bags of rice and my brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they got home, they put rice in 1 big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice

106, Xiao Ming got 100. Why is he crying? -Answer: I am so happy that I cry.

107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He aimed at the enemy ~

108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: strong is a sheep.

109, there is a thing that will fall and rise at the same time when it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw

1 10, start from scratch. Answer: Shave your head.

1 1 1. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs.

What is the thing that Hercules can never lift? Answer: He (she) himself.

1 13. Why does the frog jump higher than the tree? Answer: Trees can't jump.

1 14, who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A man with many hearts, because that man has three hearts.

1 15, 80 cm long red crab and 30 cm long black crab race, who will win? -Answer: Black Crab. Because the red crab is ripe.

1 16. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal be equal to the general? Answer: Playing chess.

1 17. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? -answer: shadow.

1 18, Xiao Wang is the driver. One day, he had an accident while driving. When the police arrived, he found a dead man in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse.

1 19. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, its eyes are black because of boiling.

120, a little pig sells 200 yuan, why can two little pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB? Answer: Because it is rare for a pig to have two heads.

12 1. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage. This man wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send those two first? Answer: Send dogs and cabbage first.

122, who likes to be told to go away most-answer: people in prison.

123. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? -answer: difficult.

124, why do people like climbing mountains? Answer: Because people are monkeys.

125. How did the elephant's long nose grow? -Answer: At birth.

126, a ship can carry 50 people at most. Now there are 49 people, and another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.

127. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which should I order first? Answer: matches

128. The elephant in the zoo died. Why are the guards crying their eyes out? Answer: Because he might be exhausted at the thought of digging such a big hole.

129, why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? -Answer: They have all become people.

130, Xiao Ming keeps talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer: Because he lost his voice.

13 1. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer: How else to wear it?

132, Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer: The teacher didn't see it.

133, why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? A: Cricket's nickname.

134. What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? -Answer: Squid

135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung, only to find that there were only six footprints on the ground. Why? Answer: Cow dung stinks, and your feet hold your nose.

136. Why do geese fly south? Answer: If you think you are walking too slowly, fly.

137, a bridge can only weigh 70 kilograms, and a person can weigh 65 kilograms. He will take two, each weighing 2. The 6 kg ball crossed the bridge and took two balls from the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer: Throw one ball, and then throw it when the other ball is about to fall.

138, Dad usually washes the dishes when eating, but why doesn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer: I ate in the restaurant today.

139, there is a caterpillar crossing the river, and there is no bridge in front of it. Ask how it got there-answer: it turned into a butterfly and flew over.

140, what animal did you kill but it bled? Answer: mosquitoes

141.At 7: 07: 07 on July 7, when the moon is empty, what will happen if you throw a rusty embroidery needle into the bait sea in Yunnan? Answer: fall to the bottom of the sea

142, what tendon injury can't be cast? -answer: nerve-racking.

143, wonderful relationship on the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man walked up to him and asked the man in front, "Is that your son in the back?" The man said, "Yes!" He asked the man behind him again, "Is that your father in front?" He said, "No!" What does it matter? Answer: mother-child relationship

144, what do you applaud for breaking? -Answer: World record.

145, a person fell into the sea, why didn't his hair get wet? Answer: Because he is bald.

146. What do people want? -Answer: Sick.

147. There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why? -Answer: ostrich

148, what is the biggest shadow you can see every day? Answer: Night, the shadow of the earth.

149. If the building blocks fall down, they should be rebuilt. What if the house falls down? Answer: Run for your life.

150. Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: Because no one dares to wake it up.

15 1. There is a small circular hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meter can pass through this small hole smoothly. What is this? A: A: It's water. Have you just arrived?

152, Xiaoming jumped from the sixth floor. Why isn't he hurt? Answer: He turned and jumped into the room.

153, in class, the teacher asked the students, "What is the earth without humans and animals?" The nickname was quickly answered correctly. You know him.-Answer: What is it? The answer is: global.

154, where is angora rabbit hair? -Answer: Angora rabbit.

155. Why do goldfish always look silly? Answer: It has water in its head.

156, an old man wants to cross the bridge. The wolf is in front and the tiger is behind. What should the old man do? Answer: faint

157, what is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father, mother's aunt's aunt's uncle and your uncle? -answer: relatives!

158. A rectangular box has eight corners and eight sides. How many corners and sides are left when this rectangular box is cut from the top? -Answer: There are 8 corners and 8 sides!

159, Dongdong of Grade One, never learned a foreign language. Why does he write a foreign language? Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals.

160, is the black chicken stronger or the white chicken stronger? -Answer: Black-bone chicken. Because black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs!

16 1. Why did the teacher know that his father was left-handed as soon as he saw Bao Xiao? Answer: Because he has five marks on his right face.

162, you killed an animal, why did you shed your own blood? Answer: Because I killed a mosquito that was sucking its own blood.

163, there is something that you can hold with your left hand, but not with your right. What is this thing? -Answer: Your right hand

164, Mantis invited centipedes and geckos to be guests at home. When cooking, he found that soy sauce was not hungry. The centipede volunteered to go out and buy it, but it's been a long time since we met. What happened? Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door wearing shoes.

165, who doesn't wash their hair anymore? -Answer: Monk

166. A dog and a frog compete. Usually frogs swim very fast. Why did the dog win the game? Answer: because the rules of the game at that time were that dogs were allowed to plan and breaststroke was not allowed!

Xiao Wei has a duck egg hidden in his schoolbag. Why doesn't he take it out and make it for his mother? Answer: That's the "big duck egg" on the test paper.

168, why do people close their eyes when they are dead? Answer: Because opening your eyes will scare people to death!

169. Why does the mafia like to wear white gloves? -Answer: Because the hands are too dark.

170, the national anthem * * * has several words-answer: two.

17 1, a natural black marble, 1 month 1 day thrown into the Pacific Ocean, what will happen? Answer: Marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean.

172, there are five little ants, and each little ant says there is 1 little ant behind it. Why? Answer: There is a little ant lying.

173, what cows don't eat grass? -Answer: Snails

174, the teacher said that we had 106 bones in our bodies, but Xiaoming said that he had 107 bones in his body. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone.

175. What book has no author and no one can understand it? Answer: of course it is a gobbledygook!

176, which day does a person sleep the longest in a year? A: The last day of a year, because it spans to the second year.

177, there are "Qi" monkeys in the tree and "Yi" monkeys in the ground. How many are there? -Answer: Two monkeys.

178, where is the demand? -Answer: Pharmacy

179, two prisoners were locked in a cell, one of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was only locked up for two weeks. Why? Answer: Robbers and murderers were dragged out and shot.

180, how can I put my left hand in my right trouser pocket and my right hand in my left trouser pocket at the same time? Answer: The trousers are put on backwards.

18 1, five chickens laid five eggs. /kloc-how many chickens does it take to get 100 eggs in 0/00 days? Answer: You still only need five chickens.

182, what is getting bigger and bigger? -Answer: hole

183. What is the net made of? Answer: It consists of holes.

184, what if I haven't finished my homework? Answer: ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher. .

185, the ceremony priest has presided over various ceremonies, but he can't do one. Excuse me, what is this? -Answer: Your own funeral.

186, Exam In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? A: They are all blank papers handed in.

187, a circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow with a stake in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: Yes, because the question didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake.

188, do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? Answer: There are cats on land.

189, there are two coins, which are fifty-five cents and one is not fifty cents. Which two coins are they? Answer: it's fifty-five cents. Fifty cents is certainly not five cents!

190, do you know which is more expensive, porridge or baked wheat cake? -answer: porridge. If something is rare, its price is high-the rarer the better.

19 1. When is the best time to pick apples? Answer: When the apple is ripe.

192, there was a man with five dollars in his pocket. What's left in his pocket after losing five dollars? Answer: A hole.

Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

What water will never be used up? ● Tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper

13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Chang 'e loves rabbit meat.

15 where is the narrowest road? The road to go is very narrow.

/kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? ● Unique voice

17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet.

18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety island on the road

19 Earth * Where is the safest place? ● Hell

A group of men who are afraid of their wives are getting together to discuss how to revive masculinity when they suddenly hear that their wives are coming.

Everyone fled everywhere, but one didn't run. Why? Low frighten fainted.

2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It is a flat figure.

What word is universal? ● Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child.

Why? Because they are mother and child.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Faint.

What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? ● Sleep.

There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? ● Exhausted (abandoned) former public office (work)

What do stutterers suffer most from? ● Make long-distance calls.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Step on the other foot.

Is "3 1 kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ● Conjunction

After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart.

Why do men have to fight when drinking together? ● Don't eat hard food.

34 Divide 8 in half. What is it? ●0

When does the sun rise in the west? When swearing.

There is a newborn baby who gave birth to two children with his parents in the same month of the same year.

But they are not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is that there are no patients here.

Why is this? This is a veterinary hospital.

In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points of ice.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat go on its own way with indifference?

Didn't even look at the mouse A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4 1 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? Because there are high walls in the northwest.

A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

● At that time, the truck driver did not drive.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Xiao Ming, of course.

There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning.

It only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change, and more importantly, it was his.

The swimming speed didn't change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim across the river. Why do you think it is?

Two and a half hours add up to an hour.

There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? ● The sole is broken.

There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. Don't look back, don't walk and don't look in the mirror.

Ask if they can see each other's faces. Of course, they stood face to face.

What kind of eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? ● Exam zero egg "0"

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? I have a headache.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't understand a foreign language.

He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a word "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so what "essence" do men and women fall in love with? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine