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Father-in-law of the land is a vegetarian and does not eat meat.

core tip: welcome to visit the folk story of China, which tells the story that my father-in-law is a vegetarian and doesn't eat meat. "Xiao, are you and the shopkeeper the only two people in your shop?" Scholar ate along while also did not see others, finally asked. Little busy walked forward and replied, "The guest officer didn't know that we are a remote place with few people, so there are not many guests, so only the shopkeeper greeted me here. There are several guests in the shop, but they have already rested early. We can't go out and wander around this evening." One night, when the temple was quiet, the master of the city god was drinking and eating fish and meat. The land father really looked at Liu Zhenyun awkwardly and sighed, "I have been sick since I was an old woman, and my face is festering and scabbed. It is really a last resort to cover my face with a towel." At Liu Zhenyun's request, the old woman reluctantly uncovered the towel and revealed her true colors. Can't help it; He walked out of the corner and said to the master of the city god, "Brother of the city god, people often come to consult you and give you big fish and meat to eat. Please tell me, what is your magic plan?" Lord Chenghuang smiled and said to the land father-in-law: "I should have seen that any auspicious pattern has made such a poisonous oath. If you don't believe it, you have to believe it." The emergence and spread of "The Song Dynasty" cannot be separated from the changes and development of national culture. Father-in-law Titu said, "The little god lives in the world and knows a little about human affairs. He knows that this thing is not a monster, but a sugar cane press for making sugar. Look at these sugar cane, so pressed by the machine, the sugar juice runs out of it. It is said that sugar can be made after decoloration, filtration, evaporation and crystallization. " Show the unique cultural connotation of this nation. The auspicious patterns in China's traditional culture also have this remarkable feature. Looking at the auspicious patterns in different periods in China, its composition has the following prominent characteristics: (1) Creating auspicious patterns from the myths and legends of the Chinese nation, such as dragons and phoenixes; With the popularization of Buddhism in China, Buddhist Gem's patterns have become the main body of auspicious patterns, such as the "X" pattern and instruments such as wheels, plates, umbrellas and covers; Take auspicious characters and the deformation of words as patterns, such as happiness and longevity; , is decorated with precious flowers and trees or exotic animals. I don't have the ability, but as long as people ask me for help when they have difficulties, I will use my brain to find ways to help them solve their problems. "After hearing this, the land father-in-law thought, I see him beaming every day, sitting in the lobby, and I have never seen him frown and move his head. This is cheating me. Who can't sit in his seat? So he said to Lord Chenghuang, "Brother Chenghuang, can you let me sit in your seat? I'll also use my brain to do something good and get some fish and meat to eat." Master Chenghuang readily promised: "Yes, yes, I have something to go out tomorrow, so please sit in my seat." Early the next morning, the master of the city god had something to do. The father-in-law of the land adjusted his clothes and sat in the position of the master of the city god with a smile, waiting for the people to ask for advice. After a while, a farmer came in and walked to the Town God Hall. In ancient times, it seems that in the far west, there was a great western kingdom. Not only the East recorded this, but even the West can find records. I kowtowed three times before, made two more obeisances, and then whispered, "The sky is high and there is no rain for a long time, and the river is dry and the ditch bottoms out.". My vegetable seedlings are dying, please pray for good rain from heaven. City God has a spirit to help me, and I will definitely offer meat and fish in the future. The farmer left, and the father-in-law of the land was very unhappy, thinking that he would rain and water vegetables all over the world. What's the difficulty? As long as I told the sea dragon king to go out, the dragon's tail moved a few times and the rain fell. Soon, a fisherman hurried into the temple gate, kowtowed three times in front of the city hall and bowed twice, and then whispered, How hard it is to catch fish in the sea, and no one wanted to catch fresh fish, so he had to dry fish and sell dry goods. Pray for the sun to dry the dried fish before covering the curtain. The city god has a spirit to help me, and I will offer more fish in the future. It's hard for the land father-in-law. It will rain tomorrow, and it won't rain tomorrow. Of course, Liu Shou is an honest man who hates evil and never uses such a bad trick easily, but he didn't expect that he would never use it again soon. The more I think about it, the more difficult it is. I just can't think of a good way. After a while, another farmer who planted an orchard entered the temple gate, kowtowed three times in front of the Lord's Hall of the Town God, made two more obeisances, and then whispered, "My home is a big peach garden, and the newly opened peach blossoms are full of red flowers. The trees should be quiet in the flowering season, so please don't be windy." There is a spirit in the city god to help me, and fish will come for fasting in the future. When the fruit grower left, the land father-in-law said to himself, "This time it has nothing to do with the rain. He doesn't want the wind, so it's easy. Just ask Fengshen to have a rest. "A little while later, a boatman entered the temple gate, kowtowed three times in front of the city hall, made two more obeisances, and then whispered," The guests in the south of the Yangtze River collect dried fish. Now the boat is full of tents, and the boat will leave early tomorrow morning. Please pray God to send it this summer. It rained heavily for ten days in succession, and the ditch was full of rivers, and the crops were covered with Wang Yang. Seeing that the village was about to be submerged. Ren Shan was too anxious to eat or sleep. On this day, he dreamt vaguely that an old man with a white beard came to him and looked intently. It turned out to be the land Lord who had ascended to heaven! The old man of the land told Ren Shan: The whole country was flooded, and the emperor had decreed that whoever could control the flood would be named as the official of the DPRK. He also told Ren Shan that it is also the right time for the DPRK to avoid this robbery. Among the gods who make clouds and rain, there is a big Qinglong who has friendship with you, and he is waiting to repay your kindness! With that, the earth god attached himself to Ren Shan's ear and gave him such an explanation. Have a good wind. There is a spirit in the city god to help me, and fish will come for fasting in the future. As soon as the boatman left, the land jumped up from his seat and sighed, "It's really unlucky today. There are four people coming, one is going to rain and the other is not going to rain; One should be windy and the other should not be windy. How can I help? " The more father-in-law thinks about it, the more anxious he is, and he is anxious to go around in the hall. In the evening, Lord Town God came back, and when he saw Father Land turning around in the hall, he asked, "Father Land, why don't you take a good seat, but he just shook his head in circles in the hall, so anxious that he couldn't even say anything. I'm afraid that Xingtian touched his head and mended it around his neck again, which will make this tragic fight continue. Therefore, he quickly raised his sword and slammed it at Chang yangshan, splitting Chang yangshan in half with a "Hua" sound. The giant's skull

Master Bai's whole family is in a desperate situation. One evening, I suddenly heard someone knocking at the door outside the gate. Master Bai's whole family was shocked, but after listening carefully, someone shouted, "Uncle, open the door." Master Bai hurried out and opened the door. At first glance, it turned out that Tang Xiuwu, my nephew, came, and the whole family was really overjoyed. At that time, Tang Xiuwu noticed from the expressions and manners of his uncle, aunt, cousin and others that there were unspeakable difficulties. Asked what happened in my uncle's house, Master Bai bullied Hu Xianyuan and told his nephew Tang Xiuwu back and forth about the robbery. At that time, Tang Xiuwu was so angry that he cursed Hu Xianyuan, an evil man, and he was determined to fight Hu Xianyuan to the death. Master Bai said that the young man quickly pushed the door into the room and went straight to the water tank. He saw that only an empty shell was left in the water tank. The young man walked up to the girl who was cooking and asked, "Girl, where are you from? Why are you helping me? "When the girl saw the young man suddenly break in, she didn't know what to do. She wanted to go back to the water tank, but she was blocked by the young man and had to tell the truth. But we can never do it. We have to think of a foolproof plan, which is the best policy. Rolling into the mountains, the mountains merge again. Seeing that he was in such a hurry, Kui advised him to say, "Don't worry. Take your time. I'll help you solve it. "The land father-in-law asked the vegetable farmers to rain to water the vegetables, the fishermen to dry the dried fish in the sun, the boatman to send guests to seek the wind, and the fruit farmers and peach trees were afraid of the wind, and told the master of the article one by one. He also said, "I'd better give you your seat back. It's up to you to decide everything. "After hearing this, the master of the article nodded, his eyebrows wrinkled, and he took care of it. He said to the land father-in-law: "You see how to deal with it like this: it rains at night and it is sunny during the day, and the dried fish and vegetables are green. The spring breeze is not in the peach garden, and the wind will send guests to the river. Father-in-law of the land admired him after listening, and he was willing to be a vegetarian and not eat meat. From then on, the father-in-law of the land was afraid of thinking, so he separated from the master of the city god, separated the "temple" from the "hall", gave the tall and big temple to the master of the city god and named it "the temple of the city god", and moved to a remote alley and named it "the land hall". This "land hall" is so small that one day after dinner, the couple took their son for a walk outside the door. The moon came out and passed the top of the opposite high mountain. The son saw it, so he pointed to the moon and said, "Dad, I want to play with the moon. You go to the top of the mountain and pick it for me." Dad didn't know what to do now. He implored, "How can you climb the steep mountain to pick the moon?" My son didn't listen to this. He shook himself twice and rolled on the ground crying. In the past, when a son rolled around, his parents had to do everything possible to meet his requirements, but now this requirement of picking the moon stumped his father. Mother hurriedly pulled up her son, patted off the mud for him, hugged her son and said, "Darling, don't roll and cry. Dad went up the mountain to pick the moon for you." She turned her head and scolded Ali savagely: "What are you doing, Lao Zi? Go up the mountain and pick the moon for Gou to play with!" " Also can't blend, so people who worship incense can only use tofu, dried tea and vegetarian food for the land father-in-law on the ground in front of the land hall.

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