Tell me about being bitten by a dog.

Someone went to a friend's house to play and was bitten by his dog. He was scared and went to get rabies vaccine. Ten days later, seeing that nothing happened, I went to my friend's house again. Seeing the dog missing, I asked my friend why. His friend said, "The dog bit you for two days and died!" " "

On the way, the courier brother accidentally chased the car in front of him by riding an electric car. A woman got off the car in front, looked at the rear of her car and said, "You are blind. You just hit a new car, and you don't want to die ..." The courier brother couldn't hold back for three seconds and smiled and replied, "Yes, I won't die of old age in a hundred years, you will die of old age, and you will die tomorrow ..."

Just now, on the bus, an old man suddenly came over. I didn't even think about giving up my seat decisively. The old man was very moved. As a result, the old man said you were a good man. Why don't we become sworn brothers? I said you are old this year, and the old man said 93. I said ok, but there is really no reason to refuse. Grandpa knelt on the ground and said, don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year and die on the same day in the same year. What's wrong?

There were many people in the Spring Festival, so I only bought tickets to the railway station. The couple next to them are called loving and intimate. As there was no seat, the boy squatted down and let the girl sit on his lap. People around envy the girl's happiness. An aunt in her 50 s said meaningfully. . . All boys were good boys before they got married. " .。

Chatting with the boss's wife today. She proudly praises how good her husband is to her, often buys her snacks, and gives her red envelopes for breakfast every morning (they are in different places), for fear that she will be hungry and watch her grow from 90 kg to 120 kg a year, and smile silently.

I just applied for a job in a company. Have an early meeting before going to work in the morning, the leader speaks, talks about efficiency, time, etc ... and then asks what 6S is. In order to show the strength of the master of mathematics, I decisively raised my hand and said: six seconds! After that, my colleagues looked at me with surprised eyes. . .

I was so drunk that I came home to find my wife sleeping and wanted to go to the bathroom. When I got to the toilet, I saw my wife taking a bath. While I was wondering, my wife said, "My mother came today, and today we will sleep in the cabin." At this moment, my mother-in-law pushed the door and came in. "I bought cold medicine. Is your father still sleeping? "

I was playing with my mobile phone yesterday. My son suddenly took my mobile phone away: you only know how to play with it every day. Can't you play with me for a while? Me: Yes! Let's play a game. I play the emperor and you play the minister. The son nodded excitedly. Me: Someone! Son: I'm here. Me: Bring me the mobile phone. Son. . .

My boyfriend and I were deskmates in high school. At that time, the school wanted to use the household registration book. After the teacher handed it out, he turned it over to me page by page, turned to the blank page at the back and stopped. He told me seriously that this page is waiting for you. Then now he is washing dishes in the kitchen.

Today, I went shopping with my best friend and saw an old man fall down. Me: help or not? Girlfriend: Help! Me: When did you become so kind? Girlfriend: You don't help old people now. I don't know how to cheat when I'm old.

Shopping with my brother ... I saw a tramp rummaging through the trash can. I was thinking that I was really mentally ill because I lived a chic life, so I looked back while walking. My brother pulled me back. Don't look, the clothes you are wearing are not as good as others!

Sentence recommendation for staying up late the next day.

Don't stay up late, the person you love has fallen asleep, even if he wakes up, he won't love you. Don't be silly, everything is just your romantic feelings.

2. The simplest but also the most difficult: stay up late less, read more books, drink more hot water, exercise more, and love someone with your heart.

Losing and staying up late has become a habit, and there is no sustenance for tossing and turning at night.

You are not nostalgic, but you can't always carry it clearly.

Staying up late is just an accessory to loneliness, and night is just a place where I store my shadows.

6. Go to bed at half past ten on time. Don't stay up late!

7. The saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.

8. Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.

9. You are really strange. Smoking is bad for you, you like it, wine is bad for you, you like it, staying up late is bad for you, you like it, I am good for you, and you don't like it.

10. Eyelids fight involuntarily, and sleepiness comes like a flood.

1 1. Later, I became addicted to staying up late, but I got used to being left alone.

12. I often think of myself at that time. In the warm evening breeze in June, I ran to you alone and bravely.

13. You gave me a smile. I thought you promised me forever.

14. You are staying up late, I don't bother, I just look at you and keep silent.

15. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

16. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

17. I am hiding in the corner of the world, and no one knows my sadness.

18. I really worked too hard. I don't want to stay up late, but I can't sleep.

19. After work that day, I was alone on the overpass, watching people coming and going, cars coming and going, crying inexplicably in a foreign land, and then it got out of hand. All the temporary grievances were vented, but obviously it was nothing serious, just lost.

20. It is sinful to stay up late and get up early and eat whatever you want.

I regret staying up late the next day. Every time I see the boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say, "I can make up for anything I eat." .

22. You generously admit that you don't love anymore. Very fresh and honest. Normal people have never thought about entanglement, but it's a pity that you don't tell the truth and pretend to be affectionate.

23. If the reality is as beautiful as the dream, won't it hurt?

24. Drink the strongest wine and give up the person you love the most. It's not love, it's not forgetting, it's just fear of disturbing.

25. I like to hear you say you love me, and I like to call me every night to say good night. Because that's enough.

26. More and more people stay up late, and their health is getting worse.

27. lovelorn love really cures all diseases. Treat picky eaters, road idiots, staying up late, idiots.

28. The only unaccustomed habit is the habit of staying up late.

29. Add some salt to your shadow, marinate it and dry it. Drink some wine when you are old.

30. I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

3 1. I have something to say. Maybe I don't have to tell you, maybe I just tell myself something.

32. Some people are mountains and rivers, but they are not berthable ports.

So I got used to staying up late and learned not to sleep. I am used to falling asleep in the early morning and waking up in the middle of the night every day. It is better to expect to wake up at midnight than to be awakened by the cold; But I'm afraid of midnight. It's too quiet. I will think of memories that I shouldn't think of. Listening to sad songs at midnight will make me cry. I will miss you.

34. The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it caused me.

35. Every night, how many people, like me, stay up late waiting for someone's reply.

36. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a midnight snack, which is delicious.

37. Disliking or refusing is the cruelest way for two people to get along.

38. I feel that my eyelids are fighting and my face is full of drowsiness. If someone is around, I will definitely see that I am particularly haggard and want to sleep!

39. It's one o'clock in the morning. I'm still copying my homework on the Chinese website, but I can't see the words on the screen clearly, and my eyes are hazy.

40. I just wanted to hear your good night, but it happened to dawn.

Stay up late and regret it the next day. 4 1. Use the most expensive eye cream for staying up late.

42. Today, I look sallow because I stayed up late to do my homework.

43. Some things clearly know that there will be no result, but they have been reluctant to give up, like a mental illness, pestering themselves and delaying others. Love is not trying to be nice to someone, and that person will love you desperately. You are valuable and your efforts are valuable. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, please any indifference, and don't let one person's mood ruin two people's mood. In fact, the best day is nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, and it is a warm life.

44. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.

You don't love me, do you? I don't mean to blame you, but I love you.

46. For the rest of my life, when you are gone, I will carry the heavy rain myself.

47. Sometimes, I will stare blankly at the computer alone, because I remember the night I stayed up with you.

48. Stay up late, don't have the courage to end the day; Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.

49. I hope my mobile phone can understand something and stop dragging me to stay up late with it.

50. It is easier to love someone than to wait for someone. Waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. If you choose to love yourself, it is only because you are too fragile.

5 1. There are three mistakes in my life. First, I value feelings too much. Second, my heart is too soft. Third, I am not cruel enough. Finally, I will do everything by myself!

52. Girls and boys who are insecure and don't pay attention to details will eventually miss it.

53. Where it exists, it will bloom. Don't forget to smell because you are sad.

54. How many people want to stay up late and hope for tomorrow at night.

If we become the most familiar strangers, I hope we won't feel unwilling when we meet again after that day.

56. It's no good procrastinating and staying up late. It is best to go to bed as soon as it gets dark and get up in the morning with the sun.

57. Time is getting longer and longer. From another perspective, it soon became a strange sight. Misfortunes are impermanent, and there are mixed feelings.

She said that people who stay up late are lonely. I said that people who sleep late are just unhappy.

59. It is not good to stay up late, but I have become a habit. The reason should start from my childhood a long time ago.

60. Do you suffer from insomnia like me? Let's have a chat.

Proverbs of wisdom become nature.

Wise sentences can benefit you a lot and make continuous progress.

1, those who achieve great things are not ashamed; Those who have made great contributions will forgive them.

2, worry about the world first, and enjoy the world later.

3. Boldness is the price of progress.

4. Genius looks for obstacles, and obstacles create genius.

5. Habit determines achievement, and details determine fate.

6. A sick emperor is not as good as a sick beggar.

7. Serving the great goals of the times is immortal (Soviet Union)

8. I have never been afraid of any opponent, but I am afraid that my opponent is not strong enough.

9. Hide your sadness in your heart and put a smile on your face.

Honest and smart.

A successful person can treat failure with humorous emotions.

12, gentleman's righteousness, villain's benefit.

13, don't change what you said today because of small interests tomorrow.

14. Habit becomes nature.

15, spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

16, if you want to reunite with your family, you should trim your body first.

17, opportunity+sweat = success

18. He who serves others the most is the richest.

19, life is full of choices, and attitude towards life determines everything.

20. You can take care of everything and do nothing.

2 1, you will only see the number one answer forever.

22. The brave win when they meet in the narrow road.

23. The pool is too deep and the whirlpool is too big, and the talents are too deep and sinful.

24. You must pick many flowers to make honey like a bee.

25, sweeping the floor, be sure to sweep together!

26. Success is my ambition and Excellence is my pursuit.

27. With money, there is a way.

28. It is better to lose your fist than to lose it.

29. I am compassionate because I have loved; I am tolerant because I know.

30. The world abandoned me, but I still have basketball with me.

Eat a snack at night and get acne the next day.

Eat a snack at night and get acne the next day. Because you are in a bad mood, bad temper, arrhythmia, palpitation and chest tightness, your blood circulation is poor, so you will get acne.

2. I have a bad mouth. I want to drink every time I am in a bad mood. After drinking it, you will get acne. If I have acne, I will be in a bad mood. I'm stuck in an infinite loop.

I don't want to be seen by them when I go to school tomorrow.

4. I don't know if menstruation is coming, or if I have eaten too many peppers recently, or if both menstruation and peppers have acne. Recently, I have been fidgeting and unhappy in various places.

The weather is getting colder and colder, the air is getting drier and drier, and my delicate face has acne again. It is true that the previous acne marks have not disappeared, and new acne has emerged. I'm so angry that I dare not put on makeup because of acne. I am ordinary every day.

6. Recently, I often stay up late and work overtime, so I won't talk about acne. I just hope I can get stronger as soon as possible.

7. Being in a bad mood will make you angry. You get pimples when you are angry.

8. I feel that I haven't spoken for many days, and my mood is too bad. I'm not bothered by anything except the pimples on my face. I'm embarrassed to go out without a mask now.

9. Swear not to stay up late and go to bed early. It's too painful to grow acne, and it's too painful to squeeze acne.

10. In every sleepless night, acne grows out and pores become larger.

1 1. What should I do if I have acne? Let's see Dr. Vaccinium Jilin.

12. It's a little hazy recently. I want to buy spicy food when I go home on holiday. Enjoy it! Just don't get pimples.

13. Too much pressure, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't lose weight! Still have acne! Smash!

14. I have acne, which is a fact, not terrible. Because I have the youth to fight acne.

15. There are too many moles on my face. In addition, acne has often grown recently, and moles are mistaken for blackheads and acne. I'm still wondering why I'm so stubborn. ...

16. It's forty-two days today, so it's hard to learn Module 2 well. It's really difficult ... I've been getting acne recently, and I haven't had it on my face in senior three.

17. Nobody talks to you at all, and you have nothing to do. Why does staying up late have the risk of acne aggravation?

18. I have been (forced) to go to bed early and get up early for a few days, and my face is always covered with acne. I was very arrogant yesterday and didn't go to bed until after two in the morning. As a result, I looked in the mirror in the morning and found that my skin was getting better.

19. I accidentally put too many peppers when cooking. The taste is exciting. I wonder if I will get pimples on my face when I get up tomorrow morning.

20. I got pimples on my face because I stayed up late.

2 1. If you told me that the treatment would be so painful when I first got acne, I would definitely be a good person and give up spicy food.

Eat a snack at night, and you will get acne the next day. The only source of my bad mood is two pimples and no money. Once triggered, I feel that the world is boring.

23. The body is not very good, the work is not suitable, the hair is not very good-looking, the face is covered with acne, and it is getting old slowly, and there is no social interaction.

24. People who basically don't have acne on their faces after adulthood often have acne now. You really can't take a selfie without a filter. People still have to deceive themselves.

25. Good night. Today Xiaoling is super handsome and super temperament. I am very happy to see her. Then everything will be wonderful ~ good night, if my sister stays up late, the other half will get acne.

26. I'm really fed up, because I'm in a bad mood, insomnia and endocrine disorders, and I haven't stopped singing for half a year.

27. If you are in a bad mood, you will be depressed. If you take drugs, you will get fat. If endocrine disorders don't come to menstruation, they will get acne, so they are more depressed and come back and forth.

28. I have pimples on my forehead. I only got four pimples a day, and I was bitten by mosquitoes for five bracts. How can I meet people?

29. I lost 8 pounds, my face was twice as small, I no longer had acne, and then I was white. Hey. So ugly.

30. My face seems to be relatively calm recently, and there are no pimples or anything. . . . . I don't know why I burst beans crazily some time ago and didn't use any cosmetics.

3 1. The boy's face has been covered with pimples for seven years, and it hasn't recovered yet.

32. Boil Guiling Ointment every summer. No wonder there are no acne.

33. Work pressure and irregular work and rest will naturally affect the body, endocrine disorders, acne and spots on the face ... If you are too tired, the whole person will deteriorate, and ugliness is only a side effect.

34. One day, I will sharpen myself not to be willful and naughty, handle things properly, not indulge myself, make myself crazy and fidgety, and understand what I should do.

35. You should stay up less, surf the Internet less and drink more water. The acne on the face will be relieved and the skin will get better.

36. I have acne on my chin, I can't lift my spirits, and I am inexplicably upset and depressed.

37. Eating sweets can really make you feel beautiful. I am in a bad mood. I am really happy to eat an ice cream, but I often get acne and gain weight, so in order to lose weight, start being a happy person.

38. If I lose my headphones, I will be in a bad mood. If I am in a bad mood, my metabolism will be bad. If my metabolism is not good, I will get pimples on my face.

39. Youth is acne. Who has no acne, who has no youth.

40. I hope the epidemic will end soon and I can't buy a mask. I wear a mask every day and my face is covered with acne.

4 1. Suddenly I began to get pimples on my face, only to realize that spring really came.

42. I feel a pain in my neck after getting up, thinking it is a stiff neck, but it is not a stiff neck pain. As a result, I found acne at first sight, and it was still a big red acne! I am in pain!