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It's too cold. It's funny.

1. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

All cooling for the purpose of not snowing is hooliganism.

The most sorry thing all winter is the hand that reached under the bed to play with the mobile phone.

Winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

6. The cold weather is to tell everyone how important the warmth of people around you is.

7. You say cold, I say cold heart.

Cold and humorous. Tell me about Daquan 20 19. It is very cold when winter comes. Talk about WeChat 1.

8. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

9. Recently, the weather is cold, and children's shoes with colds take the initiative to raise their hands.

10. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

1 1. It's so cold that I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.

12. Cold talk: others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

13. I feel warmer in winter when I meet you.

14. It's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.

15. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.

16. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

17. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

Cold and humorous. Tell me about Daquan 20 19. Wechat from winter told me that it was cold.

18. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

19. It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

20. What makes you put your cold hand on his back in cold weather is absolutely true love.

2 1. I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.

22. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

23. When I open my wardrobe in winter, I should go shopping. When I opened my wallet, I was still young and I was not cold.

24. Cold is a word. I only say it once, and the rest are changed into snot.

25. Remember to be nice to yourself, who left you alone this winter.

26. There is a yearning, longing for autumn water, and a cold, forgetting to wear long pants.

27. I can't start the learning mode because it's too cold to move and the machine is stuck.