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Talking about the mood of eating dog food

1, I have eaten too much dog food recently and can't stop. Another dog food came in the middle of the night.

2, single dog said that Valentine's Day is still my own, who told me that I don't have a lover, and I plan to eat dog food everywhere by myself, making me fat!

It's almost Valentine's Day. The dog food has become more and more sweet and delicious these two days!

The lady at the next table scatters dog food every day, and my boyfriend sends fruit every day, so I eat fruit every day. I will not refuse this wave of dog food.

5, I want to say for a long time, only long and likable people show love and call it dog food.

6. In the future, if someone sprinkles dog food on me, I will pack a car full of this dog food and send it to him, and punish him for eating it all without drinking water.

7. I just saw a couple sprinkling dog food on the subway. I really want to kill Shan Wang for him (her).

8. I am still a child. Why should I bear this?

9. I'm dying. Do me a favor and leave me alone.

10, today's dog food, ten times in the future.