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What are the details that shocked you in White Deer Plain?

One thing I think is that no woman in today's society can accept it.

But at that time, everyone naturally participated in every process.

-Xiao Yi, the third son of Bai Jiaxuan, found that there may be infertility after marriage. Both the traditional solution to infertility and Bai Jiaxuan's solution surprised me. In order to have children and carry on the family line, many nasty things can't be done, and the most shocking thing is that women are very cooperative.

The traditional solution to infertility written in the book: the mother-in-law took her daughter-in-law to attend the "God Meeting" and got pregnant with the help of a strange man.

There is a solitary peak in the Qinling Mountains in the southeast of Bailuyuan. The round peak is symmetrical, like a woman's mallet hitting clothes. There is a lonely little temple on the ridge at the foot of the butte, in which sits a strange god. The head of that god is half a woman's bun and the other half a man's shawl. One eye is like almond, the other eye is leopard eye, one ear is wearing earrings, and the other ear hangs down to the shoulder; Half of the lips, chin and cheeks are delicate and smooth, and the other half must be as hairy as grass; There is a strong upturned breast on one side of the chest, and a black nipple like a acacia nucleus on the other side of the chest, with prominent muscles; One foot is wearing pink embroidered shoes as small as three inches, and the other foot is tied with Ma Xie naked; Only a cloth towel is wrapped around the ass, covering the most secret part; One smooth and plump arm holds the slightly opened clam shell, and the other arm with a bunch of tendons holds an iron mallet high. This is the wooden stick of the unity of men and women. Every year from June 3 to 6, it is the day of God with a wooden stick. The meeting time is not during the day, but at night, reaching its peak at midnight. People nearby usually have soup at home to catch a meeting, while people in the distance leave early and go into the mountains when it gets dark. Generally, infertile daughters-in-law are led by their mother-in-law and pretend to go out with relatives. Bamboo cages are filled with offerings and self-eaten dry food, which are strictly covered with cloth towels. First, the grandmother offered an offering, then the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waxed and burned incense in front of the wooden stick, and then when they were squeezed out of the temple, the mother-in-law covered her daughter-in-law with a layer of gauze from the top of her head. The two made an appointment to meet, and her mother-in-law left in a hurry. At this time, the man hiding behind the trunk and stone pulled the woman with her face covered and took her to a quiet corner. No one is allowed to ask anyone a word and start teasing her. Most of these people are young people who like to take advantage of their neighbors. Finished, the daughter-in-law found her mother-in-law and went home at once. Some mothers-in-law were not at ease, and led their daughter-in-law to burn incense and worship Buddha, and pushed her out of the darkness. They also said, "We have come a long way, it is not easy, and it is more stable to walk again." The next year, the daughter-in-law who gave birth to a child was still led by her mother-in-law to thank God. At that time, my mother-in-law never let go of her daughter-in-law's hand, so thank goodness, she went home early. There are many swearing words on this topic in White Deer Plain. When they had an argument, they swore to heaven that whoever was heartless would be caught at the club meeting. ...

In order to have children, the annual God will be formed. ...

Imagine if her husband can't have children now, would her mother-in-law dare to let her daughter-in-law join a "god" and find a strange man casually, do something in bed, and then have a child to carry on the family line?

Bai Jiaxuan's Advanced Edition Plan: Use the immature son of Lu San, a long-term worker at home, to get pregnant without knowing it.

At this time, he completed a more detailed plan in his mind than Mr. Leng said, and then gave it to his mother Zhao to carry out.

That night, Zhao Bai sliced the steamed bread, fried it in a frying pan, laid five poached eggs, and personally went to Ma Hao to call Tuwa for dinner. Bunny looked at Huang Liang's crispy fried dumplings and glittering and translucent jade eggs, and waited for a while but didn't dare to start work. She asked, "My uncle?" Zhao Bai said, "Your uncle ate, and Mr. Leng went to play chess. Eat quickly, rabbit. Eat it and do your grandmother a favor. " Bunny giggled: "I just asked you to do something, what else to eat and drink?" Zhao Bai said, "You have to eat if you do heavy work, rabbit." Bunny ate and drank, like a breeze, until he was so hot that he sweated and burped again and again: "I'll do as you say." Bai Zhao said, "Your third sister-in-law is ill. God said you need a boy to sleep with you to exorcise evil spirits, so you are your third sister-in-law for two nights. " Tutu was strictly controlled by Lou San from an early age and knew nothing about the secrets between men and women. She smiled innocently: "It's nothing! How can this be considered heavy work! " Bai Zhao said, "I'm kidding you! Are the animals fed? " The rabbit said, "Mix another trough of forage, and I will go after the animals finish eating." Zhao Bai said simply, "Don't worry. God said to wait for the company of the stars. " Bunny said, "When the animals finish eating a trough of grass, all the stars will come out!" " "Bai Zhao warned Tuwa in a low voice:" Sleep with your third sister-in-law as a companion, and dare not say a word to anyone, saying that God pulled out your tongue! "

Everything is designed seamlessly, leaving no gaps. The choice of time is the most critical. Zhao Bai had already found out the regular time for Xiaoyi's daughter-in-law to "ride a horse" and "unload her saddle" until the second daughter-in-law was going to her mother's house to attend her little brother's wedding. Xiaoyi was sent by Bai Jiaxuan to the mountains to find his younger brother Xiao Wu, and asked him to keep up with the mule and send the medicinal materials back to Xi 'an. This family needs money. Xiaoyi went into the mountain with pills and noodles baked by Mr. Leng. Bai Jiaxuan hid in the Chinese Medicine Museum early to play chess, and Mr. Leng went back to his hometown to marry his youngest son. He plays chess with his medicine-taking xianggong, and playing chess is his only regular entertainment. There are only three daughters-in-law and Zhao Bai left in the whole yard. After Bunny went out to eat, Bai Zhao suddenly felt bored and unbearable. He picked up the copper hookah on the table and smoked it. It was boring to wait, and finally I heard the footsteps of rabbits skipping in the yard. When the door panel of the Third Daughter-in-law's House was twisted, Bai Zhao's heart jumped with a jerk. She walked out of the house, coughed in the yard and closed the door facing the street. When she came back, she said, "It's getting late. Go to bed quickly. I have to get up early for work tomorrow morning!" " After that, he pretended to go back to his room to sleep, then came over and held his breath on the windowsill like a cat. She can't sleep peacefully. What a silly rabbit is waiting for a while! What if she doesn't scream? ? Be prepared to take emergency measures to prevent things from getting worse.

"Third sister-in-law, where shall I sleep?"

"You sleep next to the kang."

"Third sister-in-law, why are you sick and need someone to accompany you?"

"Don't ask, please God pull out your tongue!"

There was a chirp of undressing, and then there was silence. Bunny suddenly screamed: "Ha, I don't eat milk! Give me milk when I grow up ... "Third daughter-in-law forbid:" Brother Gua, call God to pull out your tongue again! " Tutu couldn't help whispering, "Oh, sister-in-law, don't pinch me, Niu Niu …" Third Grandma covered the rabbit's mouth, and the rabbit whined, "Sister-in-law, how could you be so … ouch! Three sister-in-law ... Very current ... "

Zhao Baisong breathed a sigh of relief and left the window of the mansion. His face burned and he walked away, accidentally knocking down a broom. The rabbit asked in surprise, "What's that noise?" The third daughter-in-law said, "Cat." Bai Zhao went back to the house and couldn't help cursing: "Your mother is the cat!"

Three months later, the third daughter-in-law threw up. Bai Jiaxuan gave Mr. Leng a good fur coat: "Your medical skill is good!" " "He wants Mr. Leng to accept flattery and thanks, and at the same time accept a false and serious fact to seal Mr. Leng's mouth. The club meeting on June 3rd is far from here. The pregnancy of Sanwazi's daughter-in-law can only be attributed to Mr. Leng's prescription, and it doesn't matter who is at fault.