Looking for the ending dialogue in "Shaolin Soccer"

Most of them are here to find what they like

Football, not like this.

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, I really do it Identity is a research monk.

What about pretty girls? I am a scholar.

In addition, I also have a share of this dime.

Ai, don’t be so disappointing.

I am lame. How about it? Are you lame?

Besides singing, I can’t think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you.

Actually, I am also a martial artist, can you give me some face?

If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish?

Have you ever learned Mantis Boxing?

Researched.

Then stop insulting Shaolin martial arts.

(Crying)

You play football with two feet, right?

Yes.

I didn’t cover it randomly.

I made an appointment to have lunch at the hotel. I'm very busy.

Let’s treat you to dinner of offal noodles.

Holy shit, I can make hundreds of thousands per second.

(Look for coins on the ground)

What is floating?

Longing on the water with Qinggong.

Ah, hello Mr. Qing.

Fate is really unfair. Why do I lose my hair when I am so handsome? You are so ugly but don’t lose your hair.

Forget it, Sixth Junior Brother.

My eggs! My eggs!

I will return the egg to you one day.

From their neat uniforms and friendly eyes, I can completely feel this sincerity.

(The wrench falls off)

Don’t be nervous, I am a car mechanic myself.

This wrench is used to tighten screws. Is it reasonable?

(Hammer dropped)

As I said just now, as a car mechanic, it is very logical to have a hammer by my side.

I am going to play football tomorrow, and I will definitely be red. But if you didn’t help me mend these shoes at that time, I might not be able to play football.

Do you know how important you are to me?

You think I don’t know what you think?

What can I say? I hate it!

You can’t scare me if you want to. I’m not afraid of anything but ghosts!

What are you doing here?

I want to help you compete with Saiya.

How can you help? You should go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.

The ball is not like this.

If you want to kill you, find someone else. I am highly educated.

Look at that pretty girl.

So what if I’m a pretty girl? I’m a scholar.

Hey, madam, do you want to learn...

Okay, okay, go over there.

Hey, I also have a share of this dime

Hey, don’t be so disappointed

How about you seize the opportunity? Cripples can also practice kung fu

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The steamed buns made using Tai Chi Kungfu are earth-shattering.

The steamed buns are so fragrant and sweet that everyone wants to eat them.

Only Seeing that my sister's arms are so strong, I just screamed at my brother.

You, what are you doing?

Besides singing, I can’t think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you.

Okay, people who study martial arts always speak so carelessly. In fact, I am also a martial arts person. Can you give me some face?

Not good

The original price of my expensive sneakers was two yuan, but because of you, it was counted as one and a half.

I advise you to live a down-to-earth life. There is a job of washing toilets here. You can do it first, so you can stop dreaming.

If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish?

If you don’t even have shoes, then you are just a salted fish, just follow other people’s ideals.

You can’t say that, the fire in my heart will never go out.

That’s right, my iron head skills have never been in vain for more than ten years.

Do you have any money with you?

Ah, yes. Sanmao, is this considered robbery?

Forget it

What a "deadly fragrant chicken leg"

This is Shaolin's "Powerful Vajra Leg."

Don't you Is that the cripple?

I am not simply a cripple, I am the golden right foot that shocked the football world back then, and now I am a football coach.

There is no time, the sun has gone down.

Good morning, Fourth Senior Brother,

Hey, good morning, Brother Xing, long time no see, what can I say to you?

I would like to introduce you to a fierce person, this is, ouch...

Hey, how do you call him Hu?

Just call me A Feng.

Brother Feng, right? Who in the financial world doesn’t know Brother Feng? Look at his IT look.

Brother Feng is a football coach.

Football coach, right? Who in the football world doesn’t know Brother Feng? We have watched Brother Feng play football since we were young. You play football with two feet, right? I didn't cover it randomly.

Ghost capture master, it happened N years ago.

Hey, I don’t have time to talk to you. Several customers are waiting for me, and they have to watch the stock market, which is worth hundreds of thousands per second. Hey, what’s the price now?

It just so happens that the driver is on holiday today. It happens that he lent his car to someone again today. It happens that he just put his wallet on it again. I can’t treat you to dinner today. Didi, didi, the car is here. !

I spend hundreds of thousands per second to play football with you losers for no reason. I’m sorry, you know I’m such a straight person; but for no reason I have to play football with you, a damn cripple. Go to the competition, please forgive me for being so straightforward; in the end, I have to win the competition for no reason. The probability is lower than zero!

I made an appointment to have lunch at the hotel. I’m very busy!

The two of us can treat you to a bowl of chop suey noodles and we’ll talk about it later

Holy shit, I’ll make hundreds of thousands a second and I’ll go eat chop suey noodles with you! ?

This is my sixth junior brother, nicknamed Qinggong Floating on the Water. This is Brother Feng, the famous football coach.

Hello, Brother Feng.

What is floating?

Longing on the water with Qinggong.

Hello Mr. Qing!

Let alone Qinggong now, I can’t walk any faster

Since it’s been like this, I can’t even pick up girls. You won’t understand this feeling.

But I saw you were still washing the toilet a while ago. Why did you turn to washing the dishes again?

Why? I also want to ask this question. I also don’t understand why my dad is not Li Ka-shing, why am I so handsome but losing my hair, and why are you two so ugly but not losing your hair?

You finally gave up and made us wait for more than an hour.

What are you doing?

Kick the ball! !

The ball is over there.

Make a fake move, fake it a little more, a fake move is just a fake move, fake it a little more, fake it a little more.

Every time I kick the ball into the sky, can you afford to accompany me if I get knocked off the plane?

Can’t afford to pay.

Give me the egg back! !

I will return the eggs to you one day.

Everyone has no objection to me being the football player

Of course, Brother Feng, who was known as the Golden Right Foot back then, brought some young people to play a friendly match with us today, and you will be the football player. Right, it is our prosperity. Everyone calls him Brother Feng!

Even if the previous grudges are wiped out, they are very sincere.

From their neat uniforms and friendly eyes, I can completely feel the sincerity and sportsmanship.

Thank you!

(A shank fell from his pants)

Don’t be nervous, I am a car mechanic myself, and this shank is used by me to tighten screws. , very reasonable.

(Another hammer fell out of his pants)

As I said just now, as a car mechanic, it is very logical to have a hammer by my side.

Okay, okay, your team's style is very famous in the amateur world, I completely understand.

Oh, those are just false names, just like floating clouds.

Calling the base, suddenly under intense fire attack, requesting immediate reinforcements, requesting immediate reinforcements! !

This is just a game of football. Do you think it’s a war?

I can’t survive. My waist is about to break. Please have mercy on me and let me see a doctor.

Put it on. You are already several decades old. Look how mean you are. You have no dignity? I don't want to see you, put it on quickly and go to the doctor.

I am very mean, I have no dignity

Welcome all brothers and sisters to return to their posts.

You’re welcome, I want to thank you all, I am prosperous this time! ! Thank you, thank you!

Brother Xiong, I want to bring my team to participate. Everyone has the right to participate in the open competition.

This team is simply the best.

Clean my specialty, let me do it.

I give it to you!

Is it okay to just touch it?

I tell you, I am going to play football tomorrow, and I will definitely become famous all over the world.

If you become famous, give me a pair of sneakers.

This is no problem, but I think you should also be a little confident. In fact, you are very beautiful, have strong martial arts skills, and are perfect.

Look, how beautiful you are

You are the most beautiful, do you know? Do you really know?

Hey, where have you been? You promised to help me wash the floor and I asked you to bring the girl here.

Be confident, you are the best, you know?

I like this dress so much,

I like these socks so much,

Stop playing around, brat, I’ve never seen a big scene. Relax a little,

Thank you, thank you for your support! !

Hey, it’s a few sweepers.

Isn’t it the audience who is sweeping the floor? Thank you very much! ! ! !

Stop making noise!

Can’t smoke?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don’t be afraid, it’s all an illusion. It seems that our Tofu King Kong team is going to show real skills this time.

Don’t be like this, I want to play football!

Wow, I didn’t expect you to be like this

What?

Do you think I don’t know what you are thinking?

What did you say? It’s so annoying.

If you want to scare me, you won’t be able to knock me down. I’m afraid of everything, not ghosts.

Is this our love?

Of course that is not love.

Our jade-faced flying dragons are not just famous.

Huh? Is it that fast? Hanging on a tightrope, right?

It doesn't matter, you are just a human being and your spirit will always be here.

I am a scoundrel enough, but he is even more despicable than me.

Unexpectedly, I have been famous for my Tietou Gong for a lifetime, but someone has cheated me when I am old.

Our house suddenly caught fire, so I left first.

My mother suddenly gave birth prematurely, and I have to go back to help.

Please tell your mother to give birth earlier and later.

Hey, Azhen

Frog

Yes, in the past twenty years, there is a sentence that has been buried in my heart. In fact, I love you. !

Are you dead? Don't pretend to be dead.

Hey, I can’t deceive you like this, it’s okay! !

Why do you look like an alien?

What are you doing here?

I want to help you compete.

How can you help? You should go back to Mars quickly. The earth is a very dangerous place.

The Lost Shaolin Football Dialogue (Reposted)

(((The Lost First Paragraph)))

(Song Begins)

Big brother: Shaolin Kung Fu is great

Zhou Xingxing: Really good

Big brother: Shaolin Kungfu stick

Zhou Xingxing: Really good

Big Brother: I am Tietou Kung

Zhou Xingxing: Invincible Tietou Kung

Big Brother: You are the Golden Legs

Zhou Xingxing : I have gold legs~~Hehehe~ (laughing scene)

(The owner of the karaoke hall made a face on the stage and took out the wine bottle hidden at his waist

Senior Brother said to Ah Xing after seeing the boss)

Elder Brother: Be serious

Zhou Xingxing: Shaolin Kung Fu is great

Senior Brother: Really OK

Xingxing Zhou: Hee hee hee~ (laughing again)

(The audience in the audience looked at the two people on the stage in silence)

Zhou Xingxing: Shaolin Kung Fu is great

Big Brother: That’s great

Zhou Xingxing: Shaolin Kung Fu is good

Big Brother: Ding Gua Gua

Zhou Xingxing: I am a gold-steel leg

Big brother: a gold-steel leg

Zhou Xingxing: He is an iron head gong~~

Senior Brother: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what a big man you are

(Elder Brother and Ah Xing carried guitars and danced to the music. Ah Xing clapped his hands in order to lighten the mood

Taiwan The audience below looked at the two people on the stage in silence. At this time, a wine bottle flew from the audience to the stage and hit Xingzai on the head. Xingzai fell down)

Rogue follower 1: What are you singing? It’s like a ghost crying like a wolf howling

Rogue follower 2: The lyrics are a mess

Rogue boss: I~ don’t understand a word of it!

Rogue Follower 2: That’s right, who wrote the lyrics!

Rogue boss: Who wrote it!

Rogue Follower 2: Say it!

(Elder brother points his finger at Ah Xing, everyone looks at Ah Xing)

Zhou Xingxing: Actually create this thing! It's very subjective! But what about your criticisms! I will definitely follow up!

Besides, singing is just a prelude, the climax is Shaolin’s powerful golden steel legs and iron head skills!

Rogue Follower 2: Tietou Gong, right? (Hit Xing Zai on the head with a stick)

Elder brother: I told you earlier, these lyrics are not good

Zhou Xingxing: I am not an iron head expert, he is... .

Rogue Follower 2: Tietou Gong, right? (Hit Xing Zai on the head with a stick)

Zhou Xingxing: They say...

Rogue Follower 2: Iron Tou Gong, right? (Hit Xing Zai on the head with a stick)

Rogue follower 3: Gold steel legs! (He took the folding stool and hit the senior brother’s legs)

Elder brother: Wow~ He has the golden legs~

Rogue follower 3: You still said the golden legs ! (He hit the senior brother on the leg with a folding stool)

Rogue follower 3: Beat you to death!

Rogue boss: Bullshit gold legs! I am the King of Diamond Legs!

Rogue Follower 2: Tietou Gong, right? (Hit Xing Zai on the head with a stick)

Zhou Xingxing: You don’t understand the Chinese saying, that is...

Rogue Follower 2: Tietou Gong, right? ! (He hit Xingzi on the head with a stick)

Zhou Xingxing: Are you addicted to beating him?

Rogue follower 2: Tie... (Xingzai reaches out and grabs the follower's hand) What are you doing, do you want to fight back?

(Xingzai looked at the karaoke bar owner)

Zhou Xingxing: Thank you! Thank you! The happy time passes very quickly, and it’s time to say goodbye again

Let’s listen to a song first, MUSIC!

Rogue follower 2: Damn you MU! Still pretending to be garlic?

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(Hit Xingzai on the head with a stick, causing Xingzai to fall to the ground) Are you still holding on here?

Xingxing Zhou: Thank you very much! Thank you very much!

(Xing Zai fell to the ground after being beaten)

(((Lost second paragraph)))

(Amei went to the beauty salon After looking inside, Ruhua opened the door and walked out)

Ruhua: Pretty girl, are you looking for me?

Amei: I think~~

Ruhua: Needless to say, just leave it to me

(Ruhua puts her nose-picking hand on Amei and wiped it on his body)

Mingfeng: Give me a check, what do you mean, let me play match-fixing? !

Qiangxiong: No, no, I am a middleman, I am just entrusted by others.

Mingfeng: Are you kidding me or trying to harm me? Don't think that you can climb up if I fall down! Don’t even think about it! Let me see clearly, the "golden right foot" is me, not you! ! Want to surpass me? Don’t even think about it!

Qiangxiong: I really don’t dare to think about it. I’m short of money recently and I want to get some commission. Don’t tell anyone!

Mingfeng: You scum! Worse than a dog!

Qiang Xiong: I'm sorry, Brother Feng, I'm leaving first!

Mingfeng: Hey~~~ (Mingfeng couldn’t resist the temptation of the check, so he brought it over again!)

(Mingfeng missed a penalty kick on the court and was beaten in the leg by someone who plotted against him) Lame...)

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(Twenty years later...)

(*Note: "Ming Feng" was later replaced by "Golden Right Foot" in the script)

Female reporter: Hey, brother Xiong, you have dominated the football world for twenty years. Ever since he missed a 12-yard penalty kick with his golden right foot, you have never faced an opponent. So what is your mentality now? Yes...

Qiang Xiong: Don’t mention the unhappy things again!

Female reporter: Oh~ good...

Male reporter: Brother Qiangxiong~ Your Devils have never lost in five consecutive Super Cups. What is the secret?

Qiangxiong: The secret? Who is the leader is the secret!

Male reporter: So this year’s Super Cup should be inevitable?

Qiang Xiong: It’s your first day as a reporter. Do you still need to ask this question? !

(Enter the hall...)

Qiang Xiong: Golden Right Foot.

Golden Right Foot: Hey, Brother Xiong, good morning, Brother Xiong! morning! Hey, hey, hey...

Qiangxiong: Good morning!

Golden Right Foot: Hey, Brother Xiong, your leather shoes are dirty. Let me clean them for you.

Qiangxiong: Hey, no, no, no, no, I’ll do it myself (stepped on Mingfeng’s head...)

Golden Right Foot: Brother Xiong, didn’t you say, Let me lead the team? I can do it! I'm ready! I must train them to be as good as the Devils!

Qiang Xiong: With your virtue, can you still lead a team? ! Let’s collect the mountain.

Golden Right Foot: No, Brother Xiong, didn’t you mean...

Qiang Xiong: Let me tell you! People have to face reality. Look at you, one leg is so lame, (pointing to the 'golden right foot' on your belly) Do you think you can still make a living by relying on these four words? !

Golden Right Foot: Brother Xiong, I have been with you for so many years, and now you are saying this to me?

Qiangxiong: I am not lucky today. People change.

You were quite handsome back then! Look at you, you have become this virtuous now! Hey, think about it, I have raised you for 20 years, I am very kind and righteous, and I have a lot of lunch money!

Golden right foot: Strong! Don't go so far! If you hadn't given me a bad check 20 years ago and asked me to play match-fixing, I would have ruined this leg! Will I end up like this in this lifetime? !

Qiangxiong: What are you doing? Losing your temper? Louder! Hey, did you hear that? ! There are reporters outside. Do you want to call them in? Hahahaha~~~~Why do you think I have raised you for 20 years? Just shut up your stinky mouth! Look at you, you look like a beggar! Will people believe you? !

Golden right foot: you!

Qiangxiong: Don’t be angry, don’t be angry. Don't blame me, only blame yourself - greed! Go back to the countryside! Let me tell you one more thing, the group of people who broke your legs back then were also arranged by me!

Golden right foot: (wry smile) Hehe~~~~haha~~~~~haha~~~~haha~~~

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Xingchi: Ball, Not so kicking.

Golden Right Foot: What did you say?

Xingchi: I said, the ball----it’s not like that.

Golden right foot: How should I kick it?

Xingchi: In one sentence - the waist and horse are one.

Golden Right Foot: What is the integration of waist and horse?

Xingchi: The integration of waist and horse is what I think the late great martial artist Mr. Bruce Lee, who has everlasting majesty, explained. But if you want to know a little more, then take a couple of lessons from me.

Golden right foot: What kind of kung fu should I learn? From the look of you, aren't you here sweeping the floor? !

Xingchi: Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, my true identity is a SEN researcher!

The golden right foot: graduate student? !

Xingchi: Engaged in research on how to effectively promote Shaolin martial arts. This is my business card.

Golden right foot: Shaolin authentic ---- powerful Vajra leg?

Xingchi: Yes, it’s very powerful. (Kicking)

Golden right foot: Let’s find someone else to kill you. I am highly educated.

Xingchi: Wrong. Look at that pretty girl----

The golden right foot: So what about the pretty girl? I am a scholar.

Xingchi: No, no, no, no, hey, look, look, look, look, look, look... Oh...

(Li Hui stepped on a banana peel and fell One fall)

Both people: YEAH!

Xingchi: If she knew Shaolin Qinggong, this kind of thing wouldn't happen. Look----

(Golden right foot performs Shaolin Qinggong)

Xingchi: So, martial arts is indeed----god! Madam, are you interested in learning Kung Fu?

Li Hui: Crazy!

Xingchi: Look at that lady over there - if she knows Shaolin subway sand palm, she won’t have to worry so much about parking. So, martial arts is indeed - OK! Hey, madam, are you interested in learning——

Madam: Okay, okay, let’s go over there! (Throw a dime, Xingchi picks it up)

Golden Right Foot: Hey, I also have a share of this dime.

Xingchi: Don’t be so disappointing. Look over there again----

Head: You can cut whatever you want. You have been cutting a tree for a year. You don’t have to start work anymore. Let’s go!

Worker: Sorry, sorry.

Tou: Let’s go!

Xingchi: If that worker knew the Dugu Nine Swords of Shaolin, why would it be so troublesome to use them? !

The golden right foot: Dugu Nine Swords? That's the Huashan sect!

Xingchi: The world’s martial arts originated from Shaolin, haven’t you heard of it? ! Kung Fu is definitely suitable for men, women, old and young. Fighting and killing is just a misunderstanding about it. Kung Fu is more of an art and an unyielding spirit.

So I have been looking for ways to repackage kung fu so that you SEN people can have a deeper understanding of kung fu.

Golden Right Foot: Okay, okay.

Xingchi: I haven’t finished speaking yet.

Golden Right Foot: It’s almost there, it’s almost there, I still have a few guests to meet. That's it for today.

Xingchi: Can you seize the opportunity? Cripples can also practice kung fu!

Golden right foot: What is lame about? ! You lame old wood! What qualifications do you have, a fool, to say that I am lame!

Xingchi: I'm sorry...

Golden right foot: Lame? ! Yes, I am lame! How are you? Are you lame? ! lame! Lame you old wood!

(Xingchi kicked away the can thrown by Huang Jin’s right foot)

Gold’s right foot: What? ! how? ! Bluffing me? ! Afraid of you? !

A white-collar worker: (Ask Xingchi) Do you collect this garbage? Don't you want me to give it to someone else? !

Xingchi: collect, collect, collect.

White-collar workers: Hurry up!

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(On the way to transporting garbage)

Shoe store manager: Let’s go!

A mover: Come on, help me. Help me move the refrigerator up.

Xingchi: Okay. (Kicks the refrigerator into the car)

Movers: Wow, your legs are so powerful!

(Garbage station)

Garbage station owner: Two cents.

Xingchi: Huh? ! Two cents? There are cups and saucers inside, so give me an extra cent.

Garbage station owner: Quite a lot. (Call the workers) Move it over.

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(Sweet Heart Steamed Bun Shop)

(Amei uses Tai Chi Kungfu to make steamed buns)

A certain man: Amei, give me ten A steamed bun!

(Throwing the steel pot from upstairs, Amei used Tai Chi Kung Fu to catch the pot)

Xingchi: (Singing) Oh~~~~ Tai Chi Kung Fu makes steamed buns Earth-shattering. The steamed buns look delicious and sweet, and everyone wants to eat them. I saw that Amei’s arms were so strong that her brother fell to the ground!

Amei: What...are you doing? !

Xingchi: Apart from singing, I can’t think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you. Wow, so on point.

Amei: I don’t look good, don’t laugh at me.

Xingchi: Look how on-point these steamed buns are! Hmm - wow, it's delicious. (Eat one) That Tai Chi move you just made, the shapeshifting...

Amei: So soft can overcome hardness, and four ounces can make a fortune.

Xingchi: Okay, no wonder this steamed bun is hard yet soft, soft yet hard. (Eat another one)

Amei: The steamed buns cost 50 cents each, or two for a dollar.

Xingchi: Well, is it so expensive? !

Amei: Yes.

Xingchi: So you get what you pay for. I just have 50 cents on me. Can I give you the rest in two days?

Amei: No.

Xingchi: OK! People who study martial arts speak so freely and freely. In fact, I am also a martial artist, can you give me some face?

Amei: Not good.

Xingchi: OK! The original price of my pair of expensive sneakers is two yuan. Because of you, I’ll give you one and a half yuan. I’ll just give you an extra steamed bun.

A man upstairs: Boss lady, are the steamed buns ready?

Lady Boss: Okay, okay. Wait a moment. What kind of beggar doesn't pay for food? …don’t throw it away yet!

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(In a certain dance hall)

Xingchi: Senior brother, senior brother.

Elder brother: Okay, okay.

Hey, please be more conscious and work hard, okay? !

Xingchi: Senior brother, are you feeling unwell?

Elder brother: I drank too much last night and my head hurts. What do you want to do?

Xingchi: I want to tell you that I'm awake.

Elder brother: Are you awake?

Xingchi: Wake up. I finally realized that if I want to promote Shaolin Kung Fu to the whole world, I have to focus on packaging!

Big Brother: What kind of packaging?

Xingchi: Sing~~~~~~~Song~~~~~ If you tell me what I experienced today, you won’t believe it. I passed by a steamed bun shop——

Big Brother: Stop talking!

Xingchi: No, Shaolin Kung Fu plus singing and dancing. Do you think it has a head start?

Elder brother: No idea!

Xingchi: How do you know you didn’t get it started if you didn’t do it?

Eldest Brother: Stop talking! I advise you to stay down-to-earth and be a human being. There is a job here to clean the toilet. You can do it first, so you can stop dreaming.

Xingchi: If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish? !

Eldest Brother: If you don’t even have shoes, aren’t you just a salted fish? ! Learn from other people’s ideals!

Xingchi: You can’t say that. The fire in my heart will never be extinguished!

Big Brother: Did this blow it out? !

Xingchi: If it goes out, you can light it again.

Elder brother: That’s enough! I live my life, you light your fire, in short, don’t bother me anymore! I want to support my family, brother!

Xingchi: Oh, back then you practiced Tietou Kung Fu so hard, could you bear to lie about it so blatantly?

Elder brother: No, my iron head skills have never been neglected in the past ten years!

Boss: A Bing!

Elder brother: Oh, boss.

Boss: Damn it, Dad, all the girls dancing will lose their temper tomorrow night and run away. Are you still chatting here? !

Eldest Brother: No, I have a good idea.

Boss: What’s your idea?

Big Brother: That’s Shaolin Kung Fu plus singing and dancing.

Boss: What Shaolin Kung Fu?

Elder brother: Hey... look--

(Xingchi practices kicking)

Boss: You are the only one, what do you think?

Big Brother: One person is enough.

Boss: No! Add you.

Eldest Brother: Me? !

Boss: Damn it, Dad, you know how to do it. Fuck me well tomorrow night, or I'll fuck you first!

Elder brother: Yes!

Xingchi: Senior brother, thank you very much!

(The original film here has been deleted)

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(Golden urinated in the corner with his right foot and saw the can that was kicked away by Xingchi...)

(Replay)

(Take out the can)

(The wall fell, Xingchi confronted a group of people behind the wall...)

A: You didn’t fight Enough, you want to fight again.

Xingchi: I promised Master not to fight.

B: Brother, this guy has suffered an excessive concussion.

Xingchi: But you must apologize!

A: Apologize! ? I deserve to hit you, but I hit you in vain!

(Kicking a ball makes someone vomit)

C: Hey, don’t move, you said you wouldn’t fight!

Xingchi: I’m not here to fight, I’m here to play football.

(Defeat everyone)

(Ding practices Mantis Boxing...)

Xingchi: Do you have any money with you?

Ding: Yes! Sanmao! Is this robbery?

Xingchi: Forget it! Have you ever learned Mantis Boxing?

Ding: I have studied it.

Xingchi: Then stop insulting Shaolin martial arts!

(Ding cried)

(Xingchi took 30 cents to buy soda.

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Golden Right Foot: Hey, would you mind pulling your pants up a little so I can see your legs?

Xingchi: I’m not in a good mood, so you have to do it yourself.

Golden Right Foot: Oh. What a natural power. Ha, spat! (Spits onto Xingchi's legs) What a killer chicken leg!

Xingchi: This is Shaolin’s powerful Vajra Leg.

Golden right foot: Kung Fu can really be used to play football!

Xingchi: Huh? ! Is there any way to get started with Kung Fu Kickball?

Golden right foot: Got it right!

Xingchi: Yes, Kung Fu kicking ball, what a great idea! Hey, why haven't I thought of this? ! Why? Aren't you the cripple? !

Golden right foot: I am not as simple as an eggplant. I was the golden right foot that dominated the football world back then, and now I am a football coach.

Xingchi: That’s just right. You teach me how to play football!

Golden Right Foot: Hey, wait a minute.

Xingchi: What are you waiting for? You were the one who said this was the beginning.

Golden right foot: That’s right. Then give me some time to think about it.

Xingchi: There is no time. The sun has gone down. If you have an idea, do it quickly, time waits for no one!

Golden Right Foot: Hey, I also need to prepare.

Xingchi: I'm ready. What else is missing? !

Golden right foot: At least you need a pair of sneakers!

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(Tianzaixin Steamed Bun Shop)

Amei: Do you have money to redeem your worn-out shoes now?

Xingchi: I don’t have the money yet, but...

Amei: Throw it away!

Xingchi: Throw it away?

Amei: Of course, your shoes are too worn out to wear.

Xingchi: It’s broken, but...

Amei: Let’s go! Waiting for the boss lady to come out, she will curse again.

(Zhou turns around and walks away)

Amei: Hello~~~~~ (throws the mended sneakers to Zhou) The broken shoes are gone, the mended shoes are gone Do you want a pair?

(The two smiled at each other)

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(Nightclub, Senior Brother keeps throwing things)

Xingchi: Senior Brother, you What's the matter? Senior brother, are you okay?

Elder brother: 55555~~I’m fine! What do you want? !

Xingchi: Oh.

I finally thought of a clever idea to further promote Shaolin Kung Fu!

Elder brother: Huh? !

Xingchi: Just kick the ball!

Elder brother (holding Zhou’s leg): 55555~~~ Please let me live! I've been beaten to the point of being beaten! Got fired! Now I have to pay for cleaning the toilet!

Xingchi: So I’m here to rescue you!

Elder brother: No need! Have you not rescued enough? Don't force me! Do you want my whole family to jump off the building and die in front of you? !

Xingchi: Death cannot solve the problem~~Be brave! Where has your ambition gone? !

Elder brother: Shut up! Guess I have no ambition! Please don't look for me, look for other brothers! 5555~I'm begging you, I beg you, please don't bother me anymore, I beg you...

Golden Right Foot: (Contemptuous) Tietou Kung!

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(Zhou He Huanghuang went to Fourth Senior Brother’s house with his right foot, Zhou knocked on the door, and the door opened)

Xingchi: Fourth Senior Brother, morning~~

Fourth Senior Brother: Hello, good morning, Brother Xing. Long time no see. What can I say to you?

Xingchi: Let me introduce you to a fierce man. This is----

(The door suddenly closed and touched the faces of two people. The door opened and changed. Wearing a suit)

Fourth Senior Brother: Hello~ What do you call me?

Golden Right Foot: Hey~ Just call me Ah Feng!

Fourth Senior Brother: Brother Feng, right? Oh, who doesn’t know Brother Feng? Look at his IT look.

Xingchi: Brother Feng is a football coach.

Fourth Senior Brother: Football coach, right? Who in the football world doesn’t know Brother Feng! We all watched Brother Feng play football from now on! Do you kick the ball with two feet? I didn't cover it randomly. What can I do to take care of you?

Xingchi: I plan to form a team with you to play football.

Fourth Senior Brother: Are you really looking for me to play football? I haven't done anything for half a year, you want me to play football?

Xingchi: No, the ghost grappler you had back then, if you use it as a goalkeeper...

Fourth Senior Brother: The ghost grappler was from N years ago thing! I don’t even remember how long it’s been since Master died!

Golden Right Foot: Listen to us, this time we are participating in the biennial Super Cup and won a million dollars!

Fourth Senior Brother: Right! That’s why I always say that you are the most smart and capable, well-known, well-dressed and well-dressed, look at how handsome you are! Back then, Master told us to carry forward Shaolin Kung Fu, and now he’s telling you two bastards to carry it forward into football! What an insight! Take a look, take a look, I have always placed the photo of our senior brothers under the pillow.

Xingchi: Okay~~~ Let’s sit down and talk slowly!

(The door closed again, and the faces of two people were touched again!)