What is Guo Degang’s most classic cross talk? Can you recommend a few?

"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", "My whole life", "I want to be happy", "My college life", "I am a gangster", "I want to go against the three customs", "I want to Struggle", "I want to travel", "I want to get married", "I want to study", "I am a writer", "The Ugly Empress", "Dream of the Western Expedition", "Marriage in a Dream", "On 50 Years of Crosstalk" Current situation" etc.

1. "My Life"

Classic lines:

1. Non-famous crosstalk actors Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

2. It was getting cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I unzipped the buttons and put them in my pocket.

3. I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have studied this jumping off building. The 2nd floor is different from the 20th floor. The 2nd floor is "pop" and "ah", and the 20th floor is "ah~~~~ "Crack".

4. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help.

5. It rained twice this week, one for 3 days and the other for 4 days.

6. My friend said that he printed counterfeit money for me. I gave him 50~~ and he gave me 1 yuan of counterfeit money. I suspected that he was cheating me.

2. "Dream of the Western Expedition"

Classic lines:

1. Corporal James, an American five-star general.

2. In Beijing, China, there is a Guo Degang. A military prodigy, he can write pens to bring peace to the world, and he can mount horses to make peace in military affairs. He knows women when he is on the kang, and he knows shoes when he is off the kang.

3. After making money, we don’t do anything else when we go home. We open a big store and work as a company. I build a big table and become the boss. I hire 10 people with red bands to stand in front of me every day. I scold them one by one. I scold these people with red bands every day. I won’t scold the toilet sweeper, because my wife is the toilet sweeper.

4. The pilot took out the money and added thirty yuan to the helicopter's fuel.

5. Who knows about that thing in the United States! Ask the village chief!

6. That white guy in the White House - freshly painted.

7. I would die to eat lobster, but I wouldn’t just eat pancakes.

3. "I am a Scientist"

Classic lines:

1. Guo: I released it after I completed my studies.

Yu: Released?

Guo: Released after serving the sentence!

Yu: Released after serving the sentence? Have you been locked up after serving the sentence?

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Guo: I have completed my studies!

Yu: I have graduated from my studies.

Guo: Xueman, yes, there are some who are killed and some who are released, but we don’t kill them.

2. Play, play, the meaning of play, go means to go, to play. I worked hard and quickly finished my "play go".

4. "On Dreams"

Classic lines:

1. Guo: Brother Emperor (God), I hope that there will be war in the world, that the people will live and work in peace and contentment, and that the country will be peaceful and peaceful. , no war, okay?

Yu: Your request is high enough.

2. Guo: Can you do something else? Let’s discuss something else. I saw a photo of Yu Qian on me. Brother Di, look at this. He looks quite shabby. If you can't find a partner, give it to him and make him more beautiful. Brother Di (look at the photo and tear it up) let's talk about the world war. I told you, this is too shameful. If you don't agree, say you don't agree. Why did you tear it up? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits.

5. "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala"

Classic lines:

1. "I am very happy to wish you all a happy New Year!" Everyone said "I am very happy" Happy New Year to everyone!" After bowing, the cross talk was finished.

2. Working with someone who shoots commercials and works on TV series, that industry is quite chaotic. It’s not easy to work in the TV and film industry especially. I hate them very much. There are too few female directors.

3. They all say that I am very good looking.

4. People give flower baskets to the drummers, but here we don’t even have wreaths.

Extended information:

Guo Degang, male, born in Tianjin on January 18, 1973, is a crosstalk actor, film and TV actor, and TV talk show host.

He joined the art world in 1979. He first learned storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a senior figure in storytelling, then learned cross talk from Chang Baofeng, a famous cross talk master, and Hou Yaowen, a master cross talk master. During this period, he also learned Peking Opera, Ping Opera, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and traveled around the theater for many years.

In 1996, Beijing Deyun Society was founded. Since 2005, the sudden rise of Guo Degang and his Deyun Society has brought the public to pay attention to the art category of crosstalk again, realizing the second revival of crosstalk. In 2006, the Deyun Society Crosstalk Special was held at the People's Liberation Army Opera House. In the same year, the Deyun Society Provincial Crosstalk special was held at the Tianjin People's Stadium, setting a record of 25 consecutive returns.

In 2008, he held a special crosstalk performance at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk actor to hold a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People. In 2009, he participated in the movie "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

In 2010, he hosted "Tonight's Show". Listed in the New York Times in 2011. In 2012, he starred in the movie "Car on the Road", and in the same year won the "Asia's Most Outstanding Artist Award" and the 7th Huading Award for China's Best Folk Art Actor. In 2013, he appeared on the China Central Television Spring Festival Gala for the first time. Hosted Guo's Show on Jiangsu Satellite TV. In 2014, he starred in the movie The Fairy Tale;

In the same year, he starred in the suspense movie The Secret. Served as a mentor on 3D Comics and stayed on for the second season. In 2015, Guo Degang directed and starred in the movie "I Want Happiness". In the same year, the host came to you. In 2016, the opening ceremony of the "Twentieth Anniversary of Deyun Club" was held, and a global cross talk tour was launched. From 2016 to 2018, he served as the emcee of Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian" three times.

Starting from December 29, 2017, Guo Degang’s first talk show online variety show "Yi Guo Hui" will be exclusively broadcast on the Xigua Video and Toutiao platforms every Friday at 8 pm.

On February 16, 2018, the comedy film "The Nineteenth Generation" directed by Guo Degang was released nationwide and earned 100 million box office.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia Guo Degang