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Excerpts from 60 sentences in which officials announced that their daughter-in-law was pregnant and informed relatives and friends.

The official announced that the daughter-in-law was pregnant and informed her relatives and friends. 1. I took a picture of my pregnancy and I will see it next week. Happy, happy.

2. During pregnancy, my husband is stronger in one thing. I think I am happiest when I have children with my husband.

3. 1=3 family of three, looking forward to it.

I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

5. Light and shadow glass, romantic and beautiful, the joy of pregnancy, deserves the biggest commemorative ceremony.

6. I'm going to be a father/mother!

7. I am pregnant. He asked me to do this for the future, but I don't want to know whether this is a life or my child.

8. Success is like getting pregnant. Everyone will congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been fucked before you succeed!

9. It's not easy to throw up every once in a while and be numb.

10. She said that she was pregnant and couldn't find the father of the child. She asked me for money and said that she would come to me when the waves passed. Is this story funny? The storyteller cried.

1 1. Maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.

12. Show your belly. How many times can you have this shape in your life? Although hard, but very happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

13. I have rented myself out, which will take more than nine months. We won't consider renewing the lease for the time being.

14. After eating a piece of cake, I feel pregnant. I feel sick, nauseous, weak and cold. How long have I been ill?

15. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

16. The best concern in the world is probably that he suddenly knows that you are married and pregnant, but he didn't ask or say anything, just to cook chicken soup for you.

17. The "enemy" will arrive in six months.

18. My family has two treasures, Bao Xiao, Bao Xiao, April 1 See you.

19. Congratulations! Your precious son must be very happy to see you so soon, right? You should take good care of your baby!

20. Giving birth to a new life is a happy, beautiful and great thing. Every important moment in life is worth recording carefully.

The official announcement that the daughter-in-law is pregnant tells relatives and friends the second sentence 2 1. One body, two heartbeats, three people's little happiness ~

22. I have been pregnant for more than five months.

You know, I have been eating sour food recently. . .

24. The Qing Dynasty was accurate! Both babies' uterine cleaning tables are very accurate!

25. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

26. I have a bad appetite recently. After all, it's for two.

27. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you won't be able to practice well in the first three months.

28. Come on, baby, let's do it!

29. I try to smile and be strong, and build a wall alone.

30. You can see from the back that I am pregnant. My mother said I was exaggerating my walking posture, but I don't think so.

3 1. I hope we are like the protagonists in the story, from school uniforms to wedding dresses, from I love you to being together.

32. It turns out that you can be a fairy when you are pregnant. Sure enough, expectant mothers are the most beautiful.

33. Mother and child are safe! 7 kg 3 Liang boy! ! Honey, you have worked hard! ! !

There will be a new member in the family!

35. Our world finally has a mistress.

36. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally. The days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in eight months.

From where? Me? No longer lonely? Because? For the stomach? Lizi? With Ta.

39. Family rankings need to be updated.

40. The days of holding the baby. . . . . . . . . Pregnant.

The official announcement that the daughter-in-law is pregnant tells relatives and friends three sentences 4 1. Taking you is really a hard and happy process!

42. We sprout together, grow together, and go to the other side of happiness together.

43. Pregnant, happy.

44. Every time you hit me, my mouth will go up. Thank you for coming!

45. I have been married to him for two months, but today he quarrels with me because of a girl whom he has known for less than three days. More than five months pregnant.

46. In the early stage of fetal movement, the big bag expands, moving around during pregnancy, and moving more on the left side in the third trimester. Obviously, punching and kicking is particularly painful, and the small bag swells like a small hand.

47. recent appetite thief? , ok? After all? Two people to eat? A personal meal.

48. If you are pregnant, you should try to make yourself feel better for the sake of your children. Looking forward to your arrival

49. Happy, really happy to be pregnant. My husband takes good care of me. Fruit is ready and delivered to me every day.

50. I am glad to learn that my wife is pregnant today …

5 1. It is impossible to know that you are happy when you are pregnant, but you are full of all kinds of happiness when you are pregnant.

52. Every time I touch you, I am waiting.

53. I feel ruined after pregnancy. This kind of discomfort and inappropriateness really started a difficult life journey.

54. I found out I was pregnant today!

55. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

56. After I got pregnant, my appetite became very good. what can I do? Why are you always hungry?

57. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

58. Go for a biopsy tomorrow. Pregnant. Why are you so worried? Bodhisattva protects my baby and me.

Every family wants to see how happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth.

60. I'm glad you showed up and look forward to your arrival.

2022 official announcement of 60 sentences of five months' pregnancy

2022 Official Release of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Part I) 1. You expanded my body, but refined my soul.

2. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.

The enemy still has eight months to reach the battlefield.

The workload of cooking will increase in the future, after all, the cooked rice is enough for three people!

The crystallization of love is lucky in the end.

6. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

7. Grab the tail and take a maternity photo during pregnancy.

8. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

9. Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

10. Baby, look forward to coming soon.

1 1. Come on, baby, let's do it!

12. Fetal dream! Black snakes, snakeheads, meteors, male penis, and so on have all had many male fetal dreams.

13. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

14. Get rich overnight and have a little daughter.

15. Record the day when I joined you with the lens.

16. The time is getting longer and longer, the stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I am looking forward to the birth of the baby more and more! When the baby is born, I hope each other can mature!

17. Be grateful! This year, I got married, my wife was pregnant, I had my own big house, and my work went smoothly. What a dream!

18. Some people say that I am pregnant, but I feel as if I am pregnant, and I always feel my stomach involuntarily.

19. It's not easy to get numb if you spit from time to time.

20. Looking forward to our brand-new 1+ 1=3 family model.

2022 Official Release of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Part II) 2 1. If I am pregnant, I may be a baby with cancer. I feel so happy.

22. Every time you hit me, my mouth will go up. Thank you for coming!

23. Every family wants to see how happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth to a child.

24. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

25. I finally waited for you, mine? Bao Xiao? Bay.

26. My husband and I are happiest when we are pregnant.

27. tomorrow, I will have a uterine planing operation, and I can see the newborn baby. I am looking forward to it. I wish I could have a hug, just for a moment.

28. What I want to thank most for Thanksgiving is my parents. Now that I'm pregnant, it's hard to understand my parents' pains!

29. It's really hard and fun to take you.

30. My big belly was photographed and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

3 1. In the future, there will be a drinking container at home-a bottle, small clothes, small shoes and a cot, all of which are available!

32. Last night, I dreamed that I was pregnant, twins and two daughters. I flew happily.

Pregnancy is the best moment of your life!

34. Male babies like to eat sour during pregnancy, which is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

35. It is said that pregnancy is lucky, and I am afraid this period is the happiest and happiest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, happiness is really bursting.

36. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

37. I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

38. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

39. You have expanded my body, but softened my heart. Every time you touch me, you are waiting. You are a continuation of happiness.

40. Family rankings need to be updated.

2022 Official Publication of Five-month Pregnancy Sentence (Chapter III) 4 1. During the long pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water and knowing myself.

42. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for women to be painful and happy.

43. You are in your stomach, eyes and heart!

44. The enemy has nine months to reach the battlefield.

45. The days of pregnancy are really happy. I am disabled at home every day. I can eat whenever I want and sleep whenever I want.

46. It is not good to know that you are happy when you are pregnant, but it is full of all kinds of happiness during pregnancy.

47. Congratulations, it's a great honor! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

48. A stomachache can hurt your back. The most uncomfortable thing during pregnancy is stomach pain, which is worse than morning sickness. Today is a sad day.

49. Our two-person world? Will it? Welcome the arrival of "Little Three".

50. When a girl gets pregnant unexpectedly, the first reaction is that my mother will kill me when she is finished, but I don't know that the baby in her belly is thinking about it, and my mother will kill me.

5 1. A cake feels pregnant and disgusting. I feel weak and cold. How long have I been ill?

52. I am pregnant and told him to stay with me for a few days after the baby is aborted, and then we will break up peacefully! Am I stupid?

53. When you came, my expectations were far away; You were my dream when you left.

54. I have a good appetite recently. After all, it's for two.

55. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

56. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

57. The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

58. Go for a biopsy tomorrow. Pregnant. Why are you so worried? Bodhisattva protects my baby and me.

59. (Second) Ten-month-old tenants come to renew the lease.

60. Taking you is really a hard and happy process!

Official announcement sentence of pregnant friends circle

Official announcement sentence of pregnant friends circle 1 1. The enemy will arrive in seven months.

2. I'm tired from walking in the third trimester, tired from going upstairs, and don't want to move.

3. Finally waiting for you, my little baby.

My illness is a person's name, and so is my life.

I have been away from home for nearly ten months since my menstrual period.

6. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

7. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

8. Pregnancy will relax your ligaments and prepare for pelvic enlargement during childbirth. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on the feet will also relax, making the feet bigger.

9. The air is filled with your smell, and the sweetness fills the whole soul.

10. The baby has been in my stomach for almost five months, and we finally feel the fetal movement, and finally we can really feel the baby, which makes us deeply moved by the magic and greatness of life, and we are really happy.

1 1. After the birth of the second child, my husband and I got to know each other better. He understands the pain of giving birth and the hard work of raising children, and I also understand his hard work of running for home.

12. Watch the Qing Palace! Both babies' uterine cleaning tables are very accurate!

13. I will buy a juicer when I am pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day!

14. Dear baby, the whole family is waiting for you. Although it is difficult to get pregnant.

15. After 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.

16. The future is wonderful because of you.

17. recent appetite thieves? , ok? After all? Two people to eat? A personal meal.

18. I took a picture of my belly, and I will see it next week. Happy, happy.

19. The weather is fine, protected nearby, and it is raining in the sky, which makes us very happy. Children are scoundrels, and they love to be bad. Want you to kiss, want you to hug. Prepare a little thin wine to express my gratitude. Welcome to visit. It's an honor.

20. My whole family urged me to have a baby, but I was really pregnant. I don't know if it's a tragedy or a comedy.

The second sentence of the official announcement of pregnant friends circle 2 1 It's pregnancy that caused your pain. I was in a mess, so I simply replied to you.

22.? The most expensive? Rent a house? Out? Go ┇ ┇, the deadline is ten months ┇.

23. I asked my husband, what is my first reaction to pregnancy? He: seeing a friend off. Me: ........

24. I am glad to learn that my wife is pregnant today …

25. My armor? Me? Welcome your weakness? Have you arrived? Come and play.

26. Looking at my circle of friends during pregnancy, I am silly every day, but I don't know that I was really happy at that time.

27. Ask a parenting expert how to do prenatal education, online, etc!

28. Some people say that I am pregnant, but I feel as if I am pregnant, and I always feel my stomach involuntarily.

29. pregnant women photos released. After all, they are so beautiful that I can't enjoy them alone.

30. I am married, not the one I love. He cried and said to me, I really regret not getting you pregnant and becoming my woman.

3 1. Pregnant women are the most beautiful women! Because a woman's pregnancy means being a mother, it will exude the charm of motherhood at this time.

32. It's not easy to have a baby. I can't eat anything when I am pregnant, so I can only resign and raise a baby. Only people who have experienced pregnancy can understand that kind of pain.

33. I have never met before, and I am deeply in love.

34. Pregnancy makes me the happiest person in the world!

35. The pregnancy line forbids it. The two babies are on the same pregnancy line. Thick bottom and thin chest.

36. This hard but happy time is worth recording.

37. Show your belly. You can have this form several times in your life. Although hard, you are happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in ten months.

39. I have been tossing and turning since I was pregnant. Seeing the clothes sent by my girlfriend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

40. You'd better get to know me earlier, and don't wait until I can't get you pregnant before you fall in love with me.

The circle of friends during pregnancy officially announced 4 1. Baby is your spiritual pillar, baby is your love gospel, baby is the hope of your family, and baby is your medicine to adjust your mentality; On the occasion of the baby's full moon, I wish the baby a healthy growth and a harmonious family and a healthy running.

42. Mother and child are safe! 7 kg 3 Liang boy! ! Honey, you have worked hard! ! !

43. (Second child) Ten-month-old tenant came to renew the lease.

44. I am very happy to be pregnant. I don't have to fidget when waiting for dinner at my mother-in-law's house. It's very reassuring.

45. The deskmate said that she was pregnant and her baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby's father was, and he said that the baby's father called snacks!

46. Watching you grow up day by day, watching you crush the tenderness of a pool of clear water.

47. 1=3 family of three, looking forward to it.

48. A woman is the most beautiful when she is pregnant!

49. When I was pregnant, I saw pregnant women everywhere in the community, but I rarely saw them at ordinary times.

50. I am about to enter the next stage of my life.

5 1. Record the day when I joined you with the lens.

52. Pregnancy is a very hard thing, but it is also very happy ~ This kind of happy man can't understand ~

I was pregnant in October. There is hard work and happiness, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival.

54. My ChestnutBB, when I am with you, my happiness overcomes all kinds of discomfort.

55. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.

56. I really feel that the numbness in the world when I am pregnant is very, very difficult and great!

57. I'm going to have dinner for two recently.

58. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

59. This pregnancy, the third trimester is really a big sin, the body has problems one after another, and all kinds of discomfort are back!

I want to tell you a secret. Actually, I'm pregnant. It's been the fifth week, and my father doesn't know yet.

There are 60 commonly used sentences in the official announcement of pregnant friends circle to take pictures of pregnant women.

Pregnant women photos's sentence basking in pregnant women's circle of friends (I) 1. Baby is your spiritual pillar, baby is your love gospel, baby is the hope of your family, and baby is your medicine to adjust your mentality; On the occasion of the baby's full moon, I wish the baby a healthy growth and a harmonious family and a healthy running.

2. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

I gained 24 kilograms when I was pregnant. I once gave up thinking that my mother was like this anyway, just getting fat.

4. Get rich overnight and get "1000 yuan"

You said you had a stomachache yesterday. Go to bed early! The next day, you said you were pregnant, and this was your last date.

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

7. I am pregnant for more than 7 months, and I feel that he is about to abandon me. What if there is no job?

8. Get rich overnight and get a little girl.

9. We stayed together for a month. We broke up today. Hmm. I am pregnant. The reason for breaking up is that I am a bad person, with a bad temper and laziness.

10. One body, two heartbeats, small happiness of a family of three ~

1 1. I hope we can be like the protagonist in the story, from school uniforms to wedding dresses, from I love you to being together.

12. Pregnancy will relax your ligaments and prepare for pelvic enlargement during childbirth. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on the feet will also relax, making the feet bigger.

13. Your every beat makes me ecstatic.

14. I am pregnant for more than five months.

15. He told me that if you are pregnant, I can't give you anything now, but I will give it later, and I will believe it.

16. The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

17. Special day! I found out I was pregnant! Thank God for taking care of us. 40 years old, I can be a mother again! Excited!

18. My illness is a person's name, and so is my life.

19. The workload of cooking will increase in the future. After all, the cooked rice is enough for three people!

20. After 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.

Sentence (Chapter II) 2 1. It's almost seven months. You've grown so fast. See if the maternity photos taken by my father for my mother are very tall.

22. After all kinds of pains, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

23. After eight weeks of pregnancy, the baby is jumping happily in my stomach, and I am happy with my eyes closed.

On that day, he told me that if we were pregnant, we couldn't have an abortion. I am silent and can't give me a home. Why do you want me?

25. I finally waited for you, my little baby.

26. One body, two creeds, I have never met before, and I love you deeply.

Although pregnancy is a bit hard, I am very happy every time I have a fetal movement.

28. I am very happy to be pregnant. I don't have to fidget when waiting for dinner at my mother-in-law's house. It's very reassuring.

29. A son seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

30. Every heartbeat of yours makes my mouth rise.

3 1. If a baby boy likes to eat sour during pregnancy, it is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

32. The breasts of pregnant girls are getting bigger and bigger, and the breasts of male babies have not changed!

33. Being pregnant is actually very happy. At least I can listen to sweet words every day, and some people wash their feet, socks and shoes, hehe.

34. Today's physical examination, I was pregnant with this gentleman's child, and then this gentleman was ecstatic!

35. In the future, there will be a container for drinking water at home-a bottle, small clothes, small shoes and a small bed, all of which are available!

36. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

37. Now the old people think I am pregnant with twins when they see me. How fat they are, they can't recognize me.

38. Pregnant in October, one delivery, pregnant mother is the hardest and most beautiful in the world!

39. I will unload the goods tomorrow, and finally remember my pot-bellied photo.

40. It is pregnancy that causes your pain. I was confused at that time, so I simply replied to you.

Sentence (Chapter 3) 4 1. Being pregnant and having a high belly represents the beauty of motherhood.

42. It was finally rented out for 10 months without renewal.

43. I have never felt hard since I was pregnant, but I feel very happy when I feel the baby's fetal movement.

44. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you won't be able to practice well in the first three months.

45. recent appetite thief? , ok? After all? Two people to eat? A personal meal.

46. Every time I touch you, I am waiting.

47. The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

48. If you are pregnant, it may be a baby with cancer. Ah, ah, I feel so happy.

49. The belly is big, round and sharp on the front. Many people say they are twins.

I haven't menstruated for a long time. I may be pregnant. Please let father claim it.

5 1. My God. , manufacturing? My little baby? Period,? Stay? You and. Meet each other late.

52. Mom is really great. Thank you. I'm pregnant now, so happy.

53. It's really hard and fun to take you.

54. I'm glad you showed up and look forward to your arrival.

55. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

56. I feel very happy every morning, because I have spent another day safely! This feeling begins with poor sleep during pregnancy.

57. My period starts today, and she will run away from home for nine months.

58. My armor is my weakness. Welcome your arrival and company.

59. It turns out that you can be a fairy when you are pregnant. Sure enough, expectant mothers are the most beautiful.

60. Touching your heartbeat makes me happy ~