A book that makes you laugh.

1. When my nephew was in kindergarten, I often took him everywhere. Now he is in the third grade of primary school and won't let me hug him. I asked him why. He said: I see more girls now, and I'm starting to have an aesthetic view .........................................................................................................................................................

2. When I went to the antique market in the morning, an elder sister mysteriously showed me a bronze ware wrapped in red cloth, saying that it was handed down by my ancestors and needed to be sold urgently with money ... I pointed to the same thing in the booth next door and asked: Elder sister, are you two from the same family? Elder sister smiled shyly: Sorry, the goods are copied. ...

3. When I was a child, I raised chickens at home. My mother said that I fattened up and slaughtered it, rabbits fattened up and slaughtered it, and pigs fattened up and slaughtered it for the New Year. One year during the Spring Festival, my mother pinched my face and called me fat. I knelt down and said with a runny nose and tears, I often don't wash my feet or face in the morning. It stinks! It stinks! But my mother said with a bad smile that I didn't blow it with you when I washed it at night. Taking a bath at night, my mother and my sister didn't put me in the bathtub, so I was too eager to survive. ...

I have something to do today, so let my mother-in-law take my four-year-old daughter to the swimming pool to play with water, and I will pick them up after work. When I picked them up, I heard my mother-in-law whisper: alas! I should have brought a bath towel. It's easy to rub after soaking ... mom, you should be glad you didn't bring a bath towel, or you'll be kicked out by the security guard?

There are rats everywhere in the shop, and it's no use trying everything. I'm very annoyed ... the ultrasonic mousetrap I browsed on the internet has a particularly good effect. I bought one at a high price and put it on the shelf. The shop is still not quiet. I just climbed up to have a look, and there was a pile of rat droppings on the mousetrap ... My colleague sneered: Brother, are you sure you didn't buy a mousetrap? ...

6. I had a big fight with my parents yesterday afternoon. I cooked dinner in the kitchen and went to bed when I was not in the mood to eat. When my parents came back from work, they saw that the food on the dining table had not been touched at all, and they muttered: This child will not quarrel with us in the afternoon and be wronged and want to poison us. Do you think he didn't eat a bite? Then he went out to eat. ...

7. There was a couple who had been married for several years and had no children, but her mother-in-law was unhappy. She turned and said, it's time for the old hen to lay eggs after so many years! "It didn't take long for my daughter-in-law to be pregnant, or twins. Two years later, my daughter-in-law was pregnant again. After examination, she was twins, and finally she gave birth again.