Sisters hurt each other and talk funny.

1. I heard that your company has been doing well recently. When will it go bankrupt?

Stop pretending, I will stab you with a stick.

3. Brother, don't die. Hold on. There are bigger difficulties waiting for you. If you die, who will bear these difficulties?

4. "There is good news and bad news, which do you listen to? What is the bad news? We are lost. I don't know this place. I guess we will live on cow dung in the future. What's the good news? " There is plenty of cow dung! ! "

5. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold, and this grandson is frozen!

6, this head is the worst! /kloc-killed his father and pushed his mother into the river at the age of 0/3/kloc-died at the age of 0/5! After watching her for less than 5 minutes, tears came down-"Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding ..."

7. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

8. Diligence, I just spend other people's coffee time drinking beer.

9, do not fight unprepared, strong. Traitors must wear condoms.

10, the world is hungry, rice may be gone, but shit will never be lacking. If you can't eat, you eat shit.

1 1, the enemy rots day by day, and I feel distressed when I look at it.

12, when you hate others, you stab yourself with a knife, but you can't solve others, can't you solve yourself?

13. What should I do if I am looked down upon? Hide yourself from others.

14, if your girlfriend can't catch up, you should take medicine.

15, people say things and fart. There is no difference between talking and farting, just a breath.

16. Everything at home is ready, just waiting for you to die.

17, after you left, I really hope you can find a man who is not as good as one.

18, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

19, the most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that I fell asleep in the examination room, but that I did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

20. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

2 1, my father taught me: "Don't be cheated by men. Don't believe what men say. For a while, I didn't know if I should listen to my father. " .

22. Do you know why the front camera pixels of most mobile phones are not high? Because I don't want you to be ugly.

23. I bet my youth on tomorrow and lose day after day.

24. I haven't written for a long time. Now I feel that the emperor has approved the throne when I write my homework.

25. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

26. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

27. My deskmate asked me what happiness is, and I said, "Copying in exams is happiness."

28. When I was at school, I often did autopsies. I'm used to dead people. The dormitory is hotter than the steamer at night. The roommate had a whim and said that the morgue had air conditioning. Why don't we sleep there? I have the key. One or two other goods were agreed immediately, and two went. The next day, the janitor was hospitalized.

29. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

30. "What else can I eat?" You will be hungry. "

3 1, "Why do foreign girls have such beautiful hands? "Because they didn't write China's homework."

32. The internet speed has abused me thousands of times. I am waiting for the internet speed to be my first love!

33. When I quarreled with my wife, I shouted, "Don't think you are beautiful, I won't dare to hit you!" I thought she would be happy to hear this, but I didn't expect her to say, "Don't think that what you said is very reasonable and I will let you go!" "

34. When I was a child, I especially liked to play hide and seek. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

35. Today, I was lying in the upper bunk, and my classmates in the lower bunk were eating cakes. Suddenly, he was furious and shouted that there were nails in the TM cake. I listened, and quickly put away the nail clippers.

36. I'm streaking. I brought myself salt.