Humorous sentences

1, who says I can only eat? People are good at ordering takeout!

2, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

4. I'm a little short of "especially hard-working", just a "bitter".

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

7. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

8. It is much harder to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

9. If you can't red your eyes after goodbye, can you let me paint your face red?

10, I look too fat, but I am swollen by life.

1 1, the road you choose, you can't walk on your knees, stand up and take a taxi.

12, if you are really hungry, call me and I will have some snacks for you to chew.