Humor: Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you thought I was going to call.

1. The school paid money so quickly that my mother began to wonder if I was taking drugs.

God spread wisdom to the world, and I wisely held an umbrella.

3. Learn to bask in achievements, models bask in figure, local tyrants bask in money, goddesses bask in selfies, and Laozi bask in the sun.

I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend, and now I need a girlfriend.

5. I came to Tsinghua University's classroom, went to the podium and said, Hello, fellow students! I know that some of you came in by your parents, some by relationships, and some by money. Unlike you, I'm the only one who comes in with both hands! Then the security guard came: that's him, coming over the wall, catch him quickly.

I have regarded you as my brother since I first met your sister.

7. Some girls are cute and deliberately beat me into a donkey. I probably understand what they mean.

8. Learning didn't kill me, but it made me want to die.

9. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, Macquarie was in complete darkness.

10. The girl secretly recorded the voice of the boy she secretly loves and set it as an alarm in the morning, so it seems that he wakes up personally every day, she thought happily. After a week like this, she stopped liking him.

1 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

How have you been recently? I am very fat recently. /a-53/

13. None of the freshmen are serious. They don't rob seniors, they only rob food.

14. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to take a taxi.

15. My mother told me not to brush the space at home all day, but to go to the library more often. I thought she was right, so I went. Sure enough, brushing space in the library is much more cultural.

16. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. The latest anecdote about sharing pictures.

17. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.

18. What is the spirit of Lei Feng in the new era? Share the wifi password!

19. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape. I opened it and said,/kloc-teenagers under 0/8 should watch it with their parents. Then I quickly called my parents. Later, I was black and blue all week.

2 1. It's not that I want to stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star. /Xi Xue/

22. How old is it to accept that your lover is different from you? As long as the face value passes, it will last for five thousand years.

I am relieved to see that the person you like is uglier than me.

24. I always feel like vomiting and retching when brushing my teeth these days. The doctor told me not to look in the mirror when brushing my teeth.

25. Why is the same meat so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

26. Remember the summer by Daming Lake? It slipped my mind. Princess Zhu Huan is dead.

27. I have been suffering from handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this stage.

28. My wife made me a millionaire. What did you do before? Billionaire.

29. Don't say that you have nothing in the future. Aren't you sick?

In the central square, a boy in a school uniform confessed to his girl. After the girl accepted shyly, he kissed her excitedly. At this time, an uncle glasses booed in the crowd: Say your name and let everyone witness your love for you! The boy shouted: I love XXX forever! Uncle glasses suddenly squeezed into his eyes: I remember! No.2 middle school, I am the dean. You two come to my office tomorrow!