I can't get up in the morning. Funny, how about mood phrases?

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I can't get up in the morning. Funny, talk about classic articles.

1 I think of him when I see you, and I think of vomiting when I see him!

How is the girl's lovelorn? We women are animals that can't die after bleeding for a week.

I visit Tomb-Sweeping Day every day, but I thought it was Valentine's Day.

If only your parents had spent ten minutes walking. ...

You can drink on Tanabata! La la la!

Those who curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bags, I curse you for buying instant noodles with seasoning bags!

There will be a big sun tomorrow! !

Hey, I want to open it. I have a little clap.

When the human heart becomes a market, when the market becomes a battlefield, how many ideals are buried on the battlefield.

10 is amazing at first, but it is completely rare for the world.

1 1 In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

12 I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

13 What you can't go back to is the past, what you can't reach is the future, and only the present can be grasped.

14 As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!

15 the old teacher said to put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, so I wanted to put myself on it.

16 I also called myself naive.

17 The difference between you and a plate of shit is that you have no plate.

18 Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.

19 Singles Day, who gave me a bunch of food! !

I have to change my laptop-it takes a few minutes to turn it on and the battery can only last for a few minutes!

2 1 I feel sad, but I don't know why, I just feel sad all the time.

22 *** is * * *, even if the economic crisis, it can't be expensive.

The day before the college entrance examination, I burned books on the playground. Ask for a team.

I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

People who don't love are always entangled, but people who love can't be together.

I can't get up in the morning. Funny, talk about hot articles.

1 I am not a casual person, nor am I a casual person;

I just finished strengthening the equipment in the game and finally added it.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

You always stop and go on the road of feelings. Are you clumsy?

Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

Every time I accidentally drop melon seeds, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

I just like making friends with women! High-end atmosphere, low-key luxury has connotation!

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

Control FM knob and voice control switch, otherwise it will bring you a lot of trouble.

10 the highest level of fat people is to wear school pants as jeans.

1 1 drowning three thousand, take it all.

12 says that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they don't do anything at school.

13 When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too.

14 I didn't understand what this meant until I saw you. The poor must have compassion.

15 She taught you to cherish, but you used it to accompany others. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.

16 people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

17 found that TV series used iphone no matter whether they had money or not, which was a fake explosion.

18 There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

19 【 Don't give up the lover around you because of the * * * that passed by. ]

I am 20. Writing a composition is to make up lies and bring draft paper.

2 1 It's probably like to see someone warm rather than hot in summer.

The more you want it, the more you pretend it doesn't matter; The more afraid of losing, the more pretending not to care.

Living is the last word.

Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

27 donkey kong, the fourth successful person: the superior guides the noble, helps the God, protects the villain and supervises.

Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.

I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

30 the beginning of life. Well born. You are all villains.

Funny ones who can't get up in the morning, tell me about the latest article.

1 After seeing me, you will suddenly find-Ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

Many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

You are very kind to me, but I want to escape. You tolerate my willfulness, which is just a dream.

I don't care how big your circle is, just talk to me-

6 Dissolved magnificence precipitates in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

7 Now college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it off!

He is diligent and just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.

If this name can change my fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

10 is not necessarily better than singing. But singing must be worse than talking.

1 1 You are not Lin Daiyu. Don't be as sad as others.

There was a palace lock agarwood before 12, and now there is another palace lock Liancheng. It is estimated that a palace will lock the door soon.

13 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

14 I am the gum in your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

You can break my heart, but never let me give up.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have kicked you out.

17 believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway-

18 I admit that sometimes I am too melodramatic, but I can't stop it. I can only savor all kinds of ups and downs by myself.

19 Children regard toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.

I want to use you as a toilet, because when I don't like you, I will kill you.

2 1 Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

I love you. This is a wonderful time. It knows.

How to feed your many lovers without studying?

I want to be your eyes, because then you won't be afraid of the night.

Sometimes, your feelings deceive you.

Call you master, you think you are instant noodles.

The head on the left is flour and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head is mushy.

Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

30 handsome has a car, that's chess. It is the bank that has money and houses.

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Chic subverts the world-whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction wants to be powerful, patents want to get into trouble, and stunts want stunts. The whole person depends on talent and is regarded as fate.

You're dead. Although I have no money, I'll install a WiFi in front of your grave even if I collect scrap iron to sell money!

Teacher's laziness! "er ... it's really good to learn the three-character sutra. ...

The Botanical Garden has specially built an 8-foot-high fence for newly introduced kangaroos.