Humorous apology text message quotes

1. I finally felt the pain of burning inside and outside, I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with the sound of falling to the ground!

2. If the balloon is too full, it will burst. Although your skin is thick, it cannot hold it for too long. Let some air out, even from below.

3. The one thing that remains unchanged is my heart; all the mistakes are my fault alone; in a thousand words, I just want to say I love you.

4. You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

5. A little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!

6. Still unwilling to forgive me? You just mark a road, set up a trap, dig a hole, I will jump in and let the jackals, tigers and leopards eat me!

7. Because of you, I feel that the fresh air does not care whether there is sunshine or not! It is you who make my world beautiful!

8. I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I sent you a text message because I was wrong. Can you forgive me?

9. If a man cannot get a woman’s understanding. So what if there is gold at my knees. I knelt down to express my 100% apology!

10. Your performance makes me feel that I have very low taste! Maybe I've always been like this, and I just discovered it today. Your image has shrunk!

11. I am a fool, I am a fool, but please believe me, I did not mean it. Can you forgive me? Honey.

12. I am no longer angry with you. A broad-minded and respected person like me will definitely forgive you. Are you still angry with me?

13. Sorry, I did send colorful flowers to the girl you saw last time, but I meant to give her some color!

14. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say I’m sorry! If this can make you forgive me, I am willing to say it until you forgive me!

15. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

16. Maybe I don’t understand too many things, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and care!

17. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change my ways! Start accepting me again!

18. Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Can you let me go?

19. Baby, don’t cry. Your tears are my pearls. If you drop one of them, I will feel extremely distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

20. The gentleness of the lowered head is just like the shyness of a water lotus that cannot withstand the cool breeze; a word of cherishment, a word of cherishment, and there is sweet sorrow in that word of cherishment.

21. The moon came and the sun went. I watched it and never left. They told me that there is only one person who can rescue me, a stray dog, and that is you.

22. If I make you worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my guilty mood. I'm sorry, how should I treat you?

23. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

24. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistakes!

25. You have forgotten our vows to each other, and the beautiful you will no longer be there forever, but as long as I have you in the reincarnation of life after life, that is enough for me!

26. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show my actions and seize the time to make the "warmth" card. Please forgive me!

27. We meet when we are strangers, and we break up when we become familiar. Let us use wisdom and enthusiasm to meet all difficulties and challenges. Victory and success are waving to us.

28. Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger disappeared. This is true intimacy, and nothing can break our love for each other.

29. I want to make up a humorous story to tell you, it is my joke; I want to find a beautiful reason for myself to tell you, that is not my intention; I want you to forgive me and give me a smile. .

30. Holding hands and looking into tearful eyes, I was speechless and choked. Since ancient times, passion has hurt parting, and it’s even more unworthy of being left out on Valentine’s Day! After so many years, it should be a good time and beautiful scenery. Even if there are thousands of customs, who can tell them?

31. I apologize to you for not asking for your permission. I have been secretly in love with you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept the rose I sent. If you don't mind, please wear the ring as well.

32. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I punish you with? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

33. Sorry! I'm so sorry, please forgive me! no? Then give it a kiss! Can't? Okay, okay, then I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, okay? I give it to you, and you can beat me or scold me as you please.

34. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, damn! But I found that our wings were aligned.

35. I understand because of my experience. I care about you because I understand. I say sorry to you because I care about you.

36. We sincerely hope for your understanding for the inconvenience caused to you due to negligence at work!

37. The moonlight is like water, I am repenting. It was you who waited for the sea to turn into mulberry fields and the earth to change its appearance, but you never waited for my gentle promise. Actually I really love you!

38. Being able to be with you in this life is my happiness and luck. Although it is not perfect, I think it is enough.

39. Well, people have The horse stumbled. I'm sorry!

40. I finally felt the pain of burning inside and outside, I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with the sound of falling to the ground! I just hope to get a drop of your tears

41. Give me a pure white body, the first color in life, my dear: For the sake of love, I have begun to try to distinguish between good and bad. Please lead me through sorrow!

42. I don’t want you to get hurt, but it makes you more painful. I want you to be happy, but you forget to pay.

43. I am a fool, how can you forgive me? I really don’t know what to do now, I can only hug the pillow and burst into tears!

44. I, I, I know that I have hurt you, so even the wind is crying. I know that you are sad, so even the sky is dim with you. I know I was wrong, I'm sorry!

45. I jumped into the sea and was knocked back by the waves; I jumped off a building and was hung from the window sill; I went to hang myself and pulled the roof off. It means God has forgiven me. My dear, do you still blame me?

46. If time can be turned back, if memory can be erased, even if there are thousands of reasons, I don’t want to make you angry. Give me another chance to make up for my mistakes!

47. If my love puts too much pressure on you, I’m sorry! I will be careful not to show my love for you, I just ask you to be by my side so that I can see you.

48. If my care for you makes you feel stressed, I'm sorry! I'm sorry if I made you feel restricted! This is all because I love you deeply!

49. It’s not the fault of the wind that it’s raining, it’s not the fault of the sea that the river flows out of the valley, it’s not the fault of the earth that the yellow leaves are falling, but it’s my biggest fault to make you angry: I’m sorry!

50. If I am not good, I will reflect on it; if I am wrong, I am guilty; if it is my fault, I will correct it. Please give me another chance. Let me see your bright smile again

51. I don’t mean to annoy you, I just want to turn into a tear and hide it in your heart, and become the eternal pain in your heart!

52. I don’t know what to do at this moment. I can’t see your message or hear your voice.

So peaceful! Makes my heart feel empty!

53. I was wrong! Going to jump into the sea and being beaten back by the waves means that the Queen Mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

54. You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart, and I am willing to hold hands again.

55. It’s all my fault for talking nonsense. I’m sorry, I will never talk nonsense again. Please forgive me!

56. I’m sorry, I was just joking. Please forgive me if I offend you. Funny text messages

57. I really want to have some fun with you, blow away the unhappiness I gave you, and leave only the happiness I gave you.

58. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to clear out all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and ugly! You quickly pack your things and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember! No need to say thank you!

59. My wife is a mobile operating system, and it is very troublesome to install and uninstall it; my secretary is my desktop, and I can change it every day as long as I am interested; my lover is the Internet, and I have unlimited glory and money; Miss It is pirated software, please remember to kill the virus first before using it.

60. The thunder only rumbles, ignoring the frightened birds; the rain only cares, ignoring the muddy ground; the strong wind only roars, ignoring the pain of the trees; and you only care about being angry, ignoring my heartache; please Please take care of me and don’t ignore me, okay?

61. You ask me to face the east but I don’t dare to face the west. You ask me to sit on a stool but I don’t dare to climb the ladder. You ask me to eat dry but I don’t dare. If you drink water, you ask me to wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

62. Without you, the flowers are not fragrant and the birds are silent; without you, people are not happy and the heart is not happy; without you, I cannot sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, love is hard to trust and people are sad; without you, my life has become lifeless, please come back to me quickly!

63. My life has been tasteless these days, because Without your message, I experienced the pain without salt. I was too careless and inadvertently hurt you. Please forgive this inadvertent mistake and say sorry.

64. There is no sunshine and no wind in my heart. There is only a river of sadness flowing wantonly. I feel a special feeling in my heart at this moment. I really want to hold hands with the smile, but it's a pity that you didn't lower your head to forgive and send a message to beg.

65. I was already irritable in the summer, so I lost my temper with you. Then in order to reflect, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour, and then was exposed to the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to catch the wrong cold. Remember Lesson! My dear, I just hope you can forgive me!

66. No matter how I explain it now, it is all pale and feeble in front of you. I am waiting for your forgiveness in silence, but I want you to know that once My silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

67. Late one night, a couple was quarreling. Husband: Okay, stop quarreling. There will be a quarrel in the middle of the night. Neighbor. Wife: There are five watches a night, but it is two and a half in the middle of the night. Why do we say three watches? After arguing for a while, the husband thought his wife was being unreasonable and slapped her angrily! My wife shouted: Help, someone was beaten to death in the middle of the night! Husband: I told you earlier that there was no need to be beaten in the middle of the night.

68. You work hard for *** every day, but I don’t know how to save my pocket when I am away. You save food and pay for my tuition, but I get myself drunk with games every day. You don't want to buy meat for appetizers while you have tea and rice, but I drink, gamble and hold parties every now and then. Your temples are getting gray and your appearance is haggard. I am tired of talking about girlfriends. Now that you are gone, I can't help crying in my heart. Mom, forgive my son for the sin he committed.

69. My husband was going to Japan on a business trip for half a month. On the way to the airport, he discovered that he had forgotten his passport, so he hurriedly turned around and went home to get it. He walked into the living room and turned into the kitchen. He saw his wife with her back to him, facing the sink and concentrating on washing the dishes. So the husband naughtily and quietly went up to touch her vagina. The wife twisted her penis without looking back and said in a cooing voice: "Don't worry!" Take your time! He won't be back for two weeks, so we have plenty of time.

70. The ugly duckling has been different from other ducks since it was a child. It is very ugly, so it has been ridiculed and despised by its companions and other small animals. It sadly decided to leave alone. A few years later, it came back proudly. Everyone was surprised to find that it had turned into a beautiful swan, so they all praised: Wow, you are so beautiful. The ugly duckling blushed and replied shyly: Don't say that, Smecta.

71. Please cherish this kind of girl. She is actually a bit lazy and likes to stay in bed. She is actually not very well-behaved and likes to make trouble. She will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, but she will be unbridled and domineering in front of acquaintances, and she likes to laugh without image. She would also feel depressed occasionally. When her friends asked her what was wrong, she would only say it was fine. In fact, she just felt tired and she just needed a hug.

72. Above the bachelor's degree is the master's degree, after the master's degree is the doctorate, and after the doctorate is the postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough to study for another two years, you will be a warrior. If you study for another year, you will be a strong man. If you study for another year, you will be a martyr. What happens after you become a martyr? The Ministry of Education will launch Saint Seiyas. Those who have completed the year will be bronze, and those who have completed silver will be gold. Girls who are willing to continue studying after graduation have a chance to pass the Athena exam! ! !

73. "There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and I gave birth to Battalion Commander Chen." A word from the third battalion commander could coax the angry Chen Dalei into happiness. Except for the soldiers under ***, The third battalion commander of "Nine-Headed Bird" is also top-notch in flattering skills. According to Chen Dalei, "You can flatter me twice, and it's not the same twice!"

74. A certain person in China I once went to Spain on business. There was a dance one night, and this man took his wife to attend, but when he arrived at the venue, the dance had already started, so he pulled his wife to the empty dance floor, and the two danced! After the music ended, he found that everyone in the audience was on the dance floor, staring at them with wide eyes. He asked his Spanish friend: Why don't you dance together? His Spanish friend said: It was the Spanish national anthem just now!

75. Beautiful female doctors are very popular with male patients in the hospital. They have many romantic and wealthy suitors. Of course, they also encounter a lot of sexual harassment... One day, Mr. Chen was in the hospital. After completing the infertility examination, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether Mr. Chen’s sperm count had decreased. She gave him a small, sealed glass jar and asked him to take some samples home.

76. My daughter is in middle school. Our kindergarten lasts for more than one semester, and my sister-in-law goes to college with only one year's tuition. What's going on with the kindergarten now? In my last kindergarten, parents gave me gifts and asked for favors. It’s more expensive than going to college. It’s a small class when you’re a kid, a middle class when you’re a year old, and then there’s a big class. Kindergarten costs tens of thousands. It’s so crazy, no one cares, no one asks~

77. I remember it was a politics class, I was sitting in the second row, and there was a buddy in the first row who had repeated the grade (singing alone) , while the teacher was taking notes on the blackboard, this guy lit a cigarette leisurely, and after taking a few puffs, the teacher turned around, and this guy put the entire cigarette into his mouth. I was shocked at that time. . As a result, when the teacher turned around again, the guy spit out the cigarette and his mouth was unharmed. . admire! !

78. Heaven and earth are silent and broad-minded. Whose business is my business? To benefit the people and to relieve the society's worries. I am dedicated to helping you, the powerless and mentally retarded groups. (Weak groups) take your affairs for granted. Regarding my affairs, everyone is like my children. : After my counseling, many people who were on the verge of committing suicide tried to kill someone. I was the one who saved them.

79. She fell in love with him that year. She was an elegant and beautiful woman, and he was a man with nothing and lazy. Friends did not think highly of them. Her parents also said that she was using her own happiness. Gambling. After dating, he worked hard as if he was a different person. A few years later, he had his own career and charm. She asked him how he suddenly seemed like a different person back then. He replied: You bet your life's happiness, how can I? I'm willing to let you lose.

80. The love is deep and the rain is falling, I miss you with tears! My heart is cold, my body is trembling, and I have no chance to meet and understand my thoughts! The hair is fluttering and the clothes are misty, and the heart is swaying with the fallen leaves! The moon is shining in the vast night, leaving only true love in my heart! Who can relieve the pain of lovesickness? If you want to marry, don't marry anyone else, marry me. Take your bankbook, take your sister, and drive that BMW!

81. □ When I was a child, there was a girl living downstairs and we used to play together. Her family’s financial situation was quite good. When we were five or six years old, one day we were playing and started discussing where we came from. I said: My mother said I picked it from the trash can. She said: My mother said I was given as a gift from Guanyin. . . From then on, Nv Si and Bai Fumei parted ways. . .

82. All my squad leaders are dead, my darlings.

"What is Chen Dalei thinking at this moment? Every soldier under his command is his beloved treasure, but he has watched them sacrifice time and time again. This sentence expresses a kind of helplessness, It is also a kind of helplessness, but also a kind of determination and will to take revenge.

83. A lumberjack applied for a job as a foreman: Go try the forest in front and see how many trees you can cut in one minute. After a minute, the foreman: Wow! One minute! That’s awesome! Worker: I haven’t heard of it. Worker: Yes. Later she changed her name!

84. A beautiful actress came home from work at night and went into the bathroom to rinse her mouth. Her husband asked anxiously, what happened today? The actress replied that she had been filming a kiss scene all afternoon and it was disgusting. Dead, come back and rinse your mouth quickly! My husband was speechless after hearing this. A few days later, the actress came home and went into the bathroom to take off her clothes and take a shower. Her husband was shocked and asked why, couldn't she have filmed a bed scene today?! < /p>

85. A pair of eagles gave birth to a little eagle. When the little eagle grew up, it showed a characteristic: it was very lazy and had poor eyesight during the day, but it was very lively at night and had excellent eyesight. The eagle consulted experts. Then he asked the female eagle, "What's going on?" The female eagle felt guilty and said dejectedly, "I'm sorry, I lied to you." "How did you lie to me?" "I used to be an owl. I had plastic surgery before I met you." ”

86. I am a second-rate chef, but I have a first-rate dish cook, who is my girlfriend. To say she is first-rate does not mean that she is good at preparing dishes, but that she is a first-rate cook. She said she was young and beautiful. So I, a second-rate chef, was living happily. Recently I was planning to change my job and found a hotel with a good reputation to discuss. Before I left, the boss said to me that I could use your assistant. Do you come to work alone? Pay her both of your wages?

87. One day a female drug addict was caught at the police station. The police saw the tattoos on her hands and asked her why you took your boyfriend. My friend’s name is tattooed on his hand, right? Tell me if he’s taking drugs? The female drug addict raised her head and said to the police with angry eyes. This is a story! Tell us - after getting tattooed, it is best not to gain weight again!

88. Is communism an art or a science? "The radio host said: "I don't know, but I am sure. It's not science." "Why?" "If it's science, they should test it on dogs first."

89. You may not care about politics, but politics will definitely care about you, from before you are born until after you die. Whether you are qualified to come to the world or not is the most fundamental politics. Without permission, your father’s vagina cannot see your mother’s eggs; the vaccines you take, the milk powder you drink, and the school you study in Work, where you live, and whether you eat or not all depend on politics; it is very dishonorable to be stabbed by a funeral parlor after your death. This is the ultimate politics.

90. Although we have the same blood flowing through our bodies, our hearts are not connected. Since adolescence, I have always disliked my mother who was full of energy and overly affectionate towards me. What disgusts me is not not being understood by her, but being understood by her. Maybe my mother tried to get along with me like a friend in order not to make our lives too boring. However, exhaustion and dignity prevented her from doing it thoroughly. Her incompleteness made me feel embarrassed.

91. I have made a mistake and willingly accept the punishment: as punishment, I will care for you with sincere love, as punishment, I will replace you with hard-working limbs, as punishment, I will protect you with my strong body, and as punishment, I will entertain you with my busy wealth. You, validity period: lifetime, executor: lover, wife, please forgive me!

92. Looking back now, my willfulness in the past was like a cold sword, let my beloved mother you once I cried again. If an apology can make my mother happy, I am willing to say it a thousand times

93. You are the prime minister who can support a boat, so you can support my broken boat; you are an adult and do not care about the faults of villains. , just spare me for once; you are the master and I am Wukong, so please stop reciting the Curse; My dear, I was really wrong, so just smile through your tears.

94. Smile, how beautiful it is, the smile makes my heart beat wildly; relax your eyebrows, don’t worry, happiness will make you slimmer, open-minded, less tempered, and I guarantee that everything will go as you wish! Sorry, Reply to the message, please don’t be angry again.

95. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistake!

96 , you ignore me, I am like a kite with broken strings, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of falling to pieces. Fear occupies my heart. Please reply to a message! It's like sending a life-saving rope to save me. A restless mind.

97. If sincerity is in arrears, love will have stopped. If we can turn back time and stay in the beauty of first meeting, our love will not pass away. I hope you can forgive my mistakes and come back to me. I will cherish you.

98. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means not having you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life. But, love has burst, you can understand me and feel that feeling

99. I accidentally hurt your heart; I don’t give up and want to win your heart back; I am full of sincerity and blend in between the lines; I only ask you to: forgive me for my unintentional and hurtful words It's all against your will, touch my sincerity, accept my loyalty, I wish you happiness every day!

100. You have forgotten each other's vows, and the beautiful you will no longer be there forever, but as long as in the reincarnation of life after life, Having you is enough for me!

101. You seem to be angry, and I feel uncomfortable in my heart! If I caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If you can't forgive me, I myself cannot forgive myself. Today is still your birthday, please forgive me if you can! Happy birthday!

102. Because of my recklessness, I made you suffer terribly. Only later will you realize that friendship is precious and not worth falling out over trivial matters; So I made regrets into desserts, regrets into a feast, and sincerely wrote text messages to invite you to the table and apologize to you; I wish you a lot of understanding, my friend!

103. Foolish people make people sad, smart people make people sad. It makes people happy; I made a fool once and made the person I love the most sad. I want to change my ways, be a smart person, and beg forgiveness from the person I love the most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

104. Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Can you let me go?

105. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die the most. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me, hate me, but don’t ignore me. !My birthday is here, calm down and be happy, baby, just forgive me!

106. If you want to have a successful marriage in this life, you need to meet two conditions. One is to find the most suitable person in love, and the other is to become the most suitable person yourself. You are the most suitable person for me. My dear, please forgive me for the mistakes I have made.

107. I’m sorry, although I haven’t met you, but I have always been thinking of you in my heart, and I have never forgotten how happy the time with you was.

108. I have completely figured it out. Maybe I have put too much pressure on you. I know you are also suffering and tired. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.

109. If I could turn back time, I only hope that I would never quarrel with you, and that we would still laugh and have the same sentiments. When I think about it carefully, I feel sad because I was not too stubborn and just tried to show off my feelings and threw them away. Now I know I was wrong, I hope you won't care about it, and I hope you will forgive me and laugh.

110. Lifelong friends do not need to be in frequent contact, but they will always be remembered in the heart; lifelong friends may not be reasonable, but they must know each other. Although I occasionally lose my temper, my concern is always in my heart, and I hope my friends will not be angry.

111. You told me that no matter how high I fly or how far I go, I can always return to the harbor when I get tired. Mom, I'm sorry that I forgot your birthday last time because I was busy, although I know you won't be angry with me.

You and your dad must take care of your health as you get older!

112. I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I was wrong! Don’t mind! I surrender! I can’t hold it anymore! Forgive me!

113. The days without you feel like there is no sun in the day and the warmth in my heart; the days without you feel like there is no moonlight at night and the life has lost its romance; the days without you, my life has lost its romance. The world is desolate and cold, please show up quickly and don’t ignore me!

114. Maybe it’s fate. We don’t want to hurt the person we least want to hurt, but it still happened. I believe you, Because I love you, let us cherish each other!

115. You said that the love letters I wrote were novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive! < /p>

116. Maybe there are too many things I don’t understand, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and care!

117 , Dear: You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending short messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

118. Finally, I realized that I am burning inside. Painful, I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with the sound of falling to the ground!

119. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there were two good friends. One day they quarreled, and within two days, they It's back together again, well, that's how the story goes, hehe!

120. The words you say and the water you spill can't be taken back. I should not have done something wrong, and I regret it very much. When I apologize, I feel it in my heart but cannot say it out loud. I really didn't mean it, so don't be angry. Please accept my deep apologies: I am sorry.

121. It’s my fault that I met you, it’s my fault that I liked you, it’s my fault that I fell in love with you, and I deserve to die for making you angry and sad. Please punish me (forgive me) Me), let me make one mistake to the end and let me be infamous for thousands of years. This is the best way to "relieve anger" for my dear.

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