Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Let the boys take the initiative to talk to you.

Let the boys take the initiative to talk to you.

1. I thought my love could satisfy the drunkenness you wanted to buy.

2. Hello after breaking up is too heavy, which is equivalent to being unfamiliar to some extent.

I just have a pimple, which is bigger than your chest.

I don't like that there must be a wound when two people fight. If you play tricks on me, I'd rather lose both sides. If I have a problem with you, don't stop.

I heard that waste products are being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

6. "The girls in the canteen made a single pot of Sichuan style stew pork, with a lot of fat pieces and delicious food, which attracted the attention of boys. The boy looked into the girl's eyes and said to himself, "I'm so sorry, pig!" " " "

7. Music is everywhere, and wives are irreplaceable.

8. Anyway, you have to leave sooner or later, so you don't have to force yourself!

9. Looking back on the past, what a childish memory.

10. "If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat your brain." "Oh, I'm so touched ~ but why pinch?" "Because you have no brain."

1 1. If I love you less, I can talk more.

12. Girls are often so arrogant that they call themselves Laozi, but no boys are so arrogant that they call themselves Laozi.

13. If you don't dislike me, I'd like to write your favorite sentence for you.

14. No matter what kind of story you experience, being able to combine with someone who makes you happy is the most perfect ending.

15. How I want to be close to you and feel your charming breath; How I wish you could hold me and feel happy! I really miss you! Let's exchange a little more effort for a little more happiness.

16. When you look forward to the future, you will find that hope is not far away from you.

17. The girl with good skin said that she couldn't find the object, that is, she stood in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!

18. You pushed me into someone else's arms yourself. what do you have to say?

19. Now boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls.

What I miss most is that you are the last person I want to disturb.