Connotation yellow short sentence

1. Who has funny dirty words? I was tired of walking in the street, so I sat on the bench in the street to have a rest. Suddenly, a man with glasses greeted me as if he knew me well. I said, excuse me, are you ... He said that you look like my girlfriend, but she is ... past ... At this moment, I saw his painful appearance. By the way, she is terminally ill. He said it was an accident, and one day we had a good time! She suddenly exploded ~5 Honey, can I ask you a question? I looked down: you go.

Wife: When you first got married, you took my hand to sleep every day. Why don't you do it now? I stubbed out the cigarette butt in my hand and said, that's because the bride price I gave you when I first got married was 500 thousand, and I was afraid you would go to sleep hand in hand. 6. My girlfriend and I went to the zoo to see tigers. When I was feeding the tiger, my girlfriend accidentally fell down. This scene is really terrible. Two tigers were killed on the spot, and one quickly fled back to the hole shivering.

7. "An Englishman, who lost all his money, braved hardships and waded through mountains and rivers, finally found the Dragon Ball and summoned it. The dragon said, "I can grant you one wish, please say it!" At this moment, the Englishman said, "Can you speak English?" Dragon: Yes, I can. Then the dragon disappeared ... disappeared. When I was in high school, the head teacher was my uncle. I am afraid of him, so I don't expect anything at ordinary times! But because of youth and ignorance, it is inevitable that you will have a good impression on beautiful women! So I fell in love with a girl behind my uncle's back! Once in the evening self-study, the two of us took drugs and were late ... At that time, my heart was in my throat ... My uncle took a look at us and said, why are you two late? Stand in the corner and reflect, while other students study by themselves! Then he gave me a firm look when I went out. A rich man was walking his dog when a masked man came over and killed the dog with a bang. Why do rich people ask? The masked man said he was ordered to take your dog's life.

Holding a masked hand, the rich man said excitedly, who is your Chinese teacher? I gave it to him, 500 yuan. 10, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "There is a pit five meters deep in front of you, and there is no water in it. How do you get out when you jump in? " Xiao Ming: "It's not easy. If you let water come out of your head, it will float. " Teacher: "Is there so much water in your head?" Little Ming Dow: "I don't have that much water in my head. Why do I jump?" 1 1. A woman who just came to work slapped me, "Why did you hit me!" "Bah, don't you know what you did in my dream last night?" Me.

12, teacher: "The White Snake and Xu Xian were married, and then the White Snake was crushed by Fahai under the Leifeng Tower. What does this story tell us? " Xiao Ming: "Don't mess with single dog, especially the elderly!" " 13. On the bus, an old man fell asleep and leaned on the back of a young man behind him. The young man acts as a "human cushion" and stands for 20 minutes until the old man gets off the bus.

The college student said in an interview: "I didn't think too much at that time, so I thought it was a girl behind." 14, one day, the goddess came home, and her father said to her: Don't always let men pay outside! Because after they bought a single order, they don't know how many instant noodles they will chew in the dormitory next! After hearing this, the goddess thought it was very reasonable and sent it to Weibo.

Then.

Then I blacked out all the boys I liked.

15, you can stare at the boss as soon as you walk into the office and say, "You pervert! That's it, goodbye! " Then take off the Bluetooth headset and let them think you are on the phone. 16, true story. Yesterday, a friend asked me whose funeral he most wanted to attend. I thought about it and said: Your ex-girlfriend? He: No.

Me: Hit your class teacher? He: Not really. Me: Then who? He: Aoi sora.

Me: Why? He: Because today's stars will play his (her) masterpiece at the funeral after death! Me: … 17, Zhen Xuan: Today, I woke up with pain all over and felt very tired. I think it's because I had so much fun the other day. I think, if I continue to rest for these three days, smelling the flowers and bathing in the sunshine, I will be in a good mood, which is bound to be excellent for my work. Huafei: Bitch is melodramatic. If you don't want to go to work tomorrow, just say so. I hate the way you flatter! 18, a father-son conversation, son: "My mother still loves me, and you always hit me with a broom."

Father: "Does your mother love you? I hit you with a broom. Your mother used to hit you with Yuting! If I hadn't secretly changed it for you, you wouldn't know where to line up? " 19, I told a joke I saw the other day to my second-rate boyfriend, probably saying that I don't wear TT when I go abroad.

I accidentally turned over other people's used things on the ground. As a result, my daughter-in-law was pregnant and the child was not her own. Idiot boyfriend smiled and said: this idiot just saved the dying child.

20. One day I was chatting with my wife, and I told her: My aunt's dog fell into the river and drowned because of chasing a chicken. The wife said flatly: what a suck! Those who play with chickens come to no good end.

2 1. Last night, I quarreled with my boyfriend because of surfing the Internet. My boyfriend told my dad, my dad taught me, and she told you not to surf the Internet, so don't surf the Internet. I said I don't surf the Internet. Why should I? My dad said, fuck her! 22. Today, I had dinner with my daughter-in-law. He ordered a bowl of fried rice with shrimp and beef. As soon as the meal came up, my daughter-in-law stir-fried in the bowl and picked a few prawns and threw them into my bowl. I was deeply moved, and the envy of several men next to me immediately made the landlord be elated and looked at her. My daughter-in-law looked at me and said, what are you looking at? Peel the shrimp for me! ... oh, my temper.

23. My colleague Xiao Duan and his girlfriend are getting married. I asked him what his plans were after he got married. He said he would go back to his hometown after marriage and live in the mountains for two years! I don't understand. When I asked him why, he paused for a moment and said, I want a child that really belongs to me ... 24. When I was a child, I listened to adults and didn't want to marry Pan Jinlian when I grew up. When I grew up, I discovered that Pan Jinlian was so good. Not only is he beautiful, but the key is that he has only slept with two men in his life.

Back to 20 16, looking around, I wiped my tears. There is no such woman as Pan Jinlian. 25. My personality is a little introverted. Usually I live alone in public places. In my circle of friends, in the company, I belong to that kind of unknown role. Last night, the company had a dinner.

2. Very yellow and meaningful poems. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, grinding iron pestles into embroidery needles.

There are three thousand drunken guests, but no bosom friends.

Ask what love is in the world, but everything has its vanquisher.

Looking back suddenly, the golden wind and the jade dew meet.

Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night, and from then on, it indulges in love.

Gently twist, wipe and pick, and gallop to shoot the eagle.

I took off my shirt with the general, and on a spring night, the warm hibiscus curtain sheltered me from the wind and rain.

But let Longcheng fly in, and the emperor, from then on, gave up his early hearing.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place, stop, sit down and fall in love with LAM Raymond night.

A pear flower beats a begonia, and you are my Bai Yueguang.

Spring tides bring rain late and come quickly, and hot spring water slides to massage chickens.

Free flying flowers are as light as dreams, and let the rain be as fine as sorrow.

You are like a bright moon, I am like a fog, and the fog hides with the moon.

An almond emerged from the wall and was busy making dust everywhere.

All love can't be caged, and Xiao Lang has been a passer-by ever since.

All he can see is the smile of his new love, and helplessness and affection are always annoyed by ruthlessness.

The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.

Farewell My Concubine