What are the funny moments in football matches?

Those classic funny things in world football matches, let’s talk about the story of Tuo Niu and his daughter. The humorous dialogue between Torres and his daughter has made many funny jokes .

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. His performance at the club was not very good and he scored very few goals. He was not even a main player of the national team, but He was able to play in the final moments of the final and score a goal. In the end, this player lifted both the Big Ears Cup and the Laudenay Cup! Give the person who laughed at him a hard slap! My daughter said: Who is this, with such good luck? Torres replied: .....This is your Uncle Mata! Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player who left Iberia to go to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has put on a red jersey and has been hanging around in the middle, but has gained nothing. Even in the lowest period, he can still follow the powerful matador to win all the championships on the bench and break all doubts. It perfectly interprets the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness. The daughter covered her mouth and replied: Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily: Shut up! This is not me! It's your Uncle Reina! !

Part 2: The Origin of the Nicknames of Arsenal’s Four Talents. Who are Arsenal’s four talents? Fan ambition, loyalty and righteousness, self-interest and Song Dynasty fame. Fan ambition was originally named Robin van Persie because when he left Arsenal, he once said, I didn't leave here because of money. I thought I always had the ambition to compete for the championship, so the fans nicknamed him Fan ambition. The reason why Cesc Fabregas is called the Loyalty Method and the Flip-Flop Method comes from his incomparable loyalty to his professor Arsene Wenger. The Flip-Flop Method is a bit interesting. He once paid back the transfer fee to join Barcelona! This is why they are known as "backstabbing"; Nasri and Fan Zhizhi, who are self-interested, are just the opposite. They left Arsenal in pursuit of high salaries. How poor Arsenal are! In order to get higher honors, Alexander Song joined Barcelona and only pursued fame throughout his life! People give Song Dynasty fame.

The origin of Pique's nickname "Pi See Through": In a game, Pique once vowed that all of Ronaldo's fake moves and attempts could not escape his eyes, and that he could see through everything. , but when it came to the game, Pique was always being dangled by Ronaldo and shot many times. This was because Pique saw through it. The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous at a young age. Coupled with his extremely high talent in football, he was once considered to be the first successor to King Pecker, which is why Pickenbauer got his name. . The origin of Pi Qixi: I think back then when Barcelona’s defense leader Pico led the team to a 7-0 crushing by Bayern in the Champions League. Pi Qixi lived up to expectations! The origin of Pichila is a bit of a joke, because Pique’s wife is Shakira, so Pichila~ Although the nickname is unscrupulous, it is also the concern of every player in the team. Performance ~ don’t spray if you don’t like it! Ha ha!

Part 4: African Andy Lau Drogba, known as the World of Warcraft, is the African Andy Lau. This is entirely due to the fact that he always likes to keep his hair shiny during every game. He is very polished, and he is a very famous football star in Cote d'Ivoire. He looks the same as Andy Lau? Quan Dang is as famous and influential as Andy Lau. During the 2018 World Cup in Russia, Brazilian star Neymar became popular among the hungry "Instant Noodles". From the group stage to the quarterfinals, jokes and controversies about him never stopped.

At the beginning of the competition, Neymar was trending because of his outrageous appearance. At that time, he had blond curly hair on top of his head, and his black scalp was covered under the curly hair, as if he had a bowl of instant noodles on his head. The unique "instant noodle head" immediately became a hot topic among fans. As the group stage progressed, Brazil's performance was mediocre, and Neymar was also questioned. While foreign media criticized Neymar, they also began to ridicule his weird appearance. Neymar may not be able to accept the ridicule from the entire network. Before the start of the 1/8 finals, Neymar finally changed his "instant hair" into a conservative short black hair.

Neymar, who had changed his appearance, thought he would be able to stop everyone's comments, but one of his actions during the game directly made him a rolling emoticon. In the 1/8 finals against Mexico, a Mexican player stepped on Neymar's right ankle outside the sideline. Neymar, who received a "critical blow", began to roll on the ground and burst into tears. Subsequently, the referee and teammates rushed to surround Neymar, but the fragile him was still rolling around on the ground. This isn't Neymar's first tumble. In the group stage, after Neymar was tackled by his opponent, he rolled on the ground like a roller for N times. According to statistics from foreign media, Neymar lay on the ground for 14 minutes after being fouled in four games. In other words, if Neymar starts rolling after falling to the ground, then he will be rolling like a ball for 14 minutes. For a time, the Internet was filled with ridicule and ridicule of Neymar, and a new term was born: "Neymar Rolling". Joker writers from all over the world are not idle either. They turned Neymar’s tumble into a GIF. For example, there is Neymar who rolled flexibly on the road and successfully avoided all cars. There is also the Avalanche version of "Neymar".

Bowling with "Neymar Roll", the score is perfect